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  1. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    It does make sense though ;D
  2. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    XD Took me like 10 mins lol
  3. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    Hi, my name is beaker and I'm showing you how to survive properly in DayZ and live for over 100hrs++++ 1.Go to youtube 2.Play this... 3.Open up DayZ 4.Survive. This always works for me and is scientifically proven to keep you going! 8/10 people choose my method over the other leading methods!!!
  4. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    Whenever I get really low blood I run into cherno or elektro on a high populated server playing the Heman song. HEEYEYEYEYYEYYEY
  5. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    What are the point of bear traps I never understood them :l
  6. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    It's DayZ everyone is paranoid....
  7. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    I like the idea. Support.
  8. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    Loot?
  9. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    But then people will be forced to waste their ammo and put a bullet in the head of every survivor on the ground. Not worth it. Nice idea but in the long run is bad.
  10. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    If anything that means its good for you!! It means you can loot safely with out being raped up the butt by ash ketchum in elektro hills.
  11. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    What size ring are you? B) babe.
  12. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    Haha that got my beans :P
  13. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    DayZ in le nutshell
  14. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    I'd also like to lick your gooch.
  15. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    I made this thread because I saw like 5 threads about people not being on night time servers. Stop licking the cats belly button and learn to enjoy staring at plastic bottles douche.
  16. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    I jam it down his ear drum till the semen comes out and infects him with Hepititus Z and he becomes a zombie and then I shoot him in the gullet.
  17. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    But then I kill you with my fleshlight and take them back...
  18. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    Only for you babe.
  19. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    http://puu.sh/MFUn I worked pretty hard on this!
  20. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    A program called paint. It's really hard to use and only pro's can use it. I took a 4 year college course to learn how to use it.
  21. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    Yeah I thought I over did it just a tad.
  22. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    D: I put my life savings into this.
  23. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    If you don't like the zombies then you can GIT OUT! RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE
  24. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    What do you mean?
  25. nathanielflury@gmail.com
    Sorry D: How do I fix that?
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