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It does make sense though ;D

XD Took me like 10 mins lol

Hi, my name is beaker and I'm showing you how to survive properly in DayZ and live for over 100hrs++++ 1.Go to youtube 2.Play this... 3.Open up DayZ 4.Survive. This always works for me and is scientifically proven to keep you going! 8/10 people choose my method over the other leading methods!!!

Whenever I get really low blood I run into cherno or elektro on a high populated server playing the Heman song. HEEYEYEYEYYEYYEY

What are the point of bear traps I never understood them :l

It's DayZ everyone is paranoid....

I like the idea. Support.

Loot?

But then people will be forced to waste their ammo and put a bullet in the head of every survivor on the ground. Not worth it. Nice idea but in the long run is bad.

If anything that means its good for you!! It means you can loot safely with out being raped up the butt by ash ketchum in elektro hills.

What size ring are you? B) babe.

Haha that got my beans :P

DayZ in le nutshell

I'd also like to lick your gooch.

I made this thread because I saw like 5 threads about people not being on night time servers. Stop licking the cats belly button and learn to enjoy staring at plastic bottles douche.

I jam it down his ear drum till the semen comes out and infects him with Hepititus Z and he becomes a zombie and then I shoot him in the gullet.

But then I kill you with my fleshlight and take them back...

Only for you babe.

http://puu.sh/MFUn I worked pretty hard on this!

A program called paint. It's really hard to use and only pro's can use it. I took a 4 year college course to learn how to use it.

Yeah I thought I over did it just a tad.

D: I put my life savings into this.

If you don't like the zombies then you can GIT OUT! RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE

What do you mean?

Sorry D: How do I fix that?