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So I was watching The Walking Dead and I saw he had a horse and was like "Damn that cat knows where da hoes at" so I watched some porn. I then saw the horse get eaten and went down and made me a burger. I came back and realized, "Wow I want a horse in DayZ" So I got my parents to buy me one and then I jammed it into my harddrive and put it in the arma 2 folder. How do I make it appear in game? Lol jk. But a horse that you can ride in dayz would be cool. like you could randomly find one in the stables or at a barn and then ride off into the distance like the black guy from old spice. Model of a horse:http://topnews.in/us...ca-parker_0.jpg

I found a bike south of the NW Airfield and took it back for some zombie fun! A glitch too! This was on US 1052 with 30/40 people on

Well Rocket said himself on a live interview that they are so here is my suggestion. Either have the first skin or the second one be the new bandit skin. Bandit skin 1: Bandit skin 2:

Rocket said skins were coming back in a live interview with Machinima

Ahh man that sucks D: Also, what does ural mean? I've been playing for a month and never knew what it meant.

I mean honestly I saw it last week for $20 at Walmart. What a rip off!

I found it south of NW airfield next to the barn so if it was yours, too bad :)

I might change bandit skin number 1, what do you guys think?

Yes this was a parody of your thread. I personally love the mod and if I die because of a glitch/bug I say "What ever, it's a game"

So I see these guys tents behind a building in elektro. None of them had anything but then I went to the last one and found 3 pairs of NVG'S!!!!!!!!!!! With tons of dmr mags which I took gps's!!! IT WAS THE JACKPOT!!! Now I have like 12 mags of dmr, tons of food and water, tons of medicine, 4 pairs of NVG's and my trusty M14 XD. I'll take pics later when I'm not jizzing on my keyboard.

I already have like 5 canned food, 7 steaks, 5 bottles of water, and 7 cans of coke/pepsi.

They were in the middle of elektro basically, I was not expecting them there. That's why I was excited.

Suspicious...

Right right... No pics of explosion? I assume that you went to the camp stole really nice gear, marked on the map that spot, and ran away and later came back to get more stuff. I know this, I'm a whale biologist.

Lol that shit was hilarious XD

HIP HIP HOORAY!!! Just switch weasel with zombie.

Or just leave it as is and keep it realistic.

Bump this stuff is good - Fluryman

Actually they don't and if you think they do I have a couple words to say to you. Toast. Up. Happy. Turnip. Now that's out of the way, I realized why people say this game is nothing but bandits, even though it isn't. My theory:People watch zombie movies/shows and they don't see that many bandits only a group traveling and killing zombies with a slow progression with love for another character. You really don't see bandits that much. Then people get on DayZ and expect everyone to be friendly like in the shows and everyone to be one big happy family. Well those are shows. This is a game. The shows are staged. The game is free will. TL;DR - People expect the game to be like the shows.

Thanks for all the love :3

duh fuck are you doing stealing my avatar? Bitch out back now... 5 minutes.. I fuck you up.

It was fun at first but now it's getting stale. I might make that trade

Was not expecting this much love... Love over load.

I'm sooper cereal guyz.

Dayz in a nutshell...