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shatter
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i got spawned onto a hotel roof, saw a guy with a axe standing infront of me, assumed he was the hacker and shot him, was like HA....wait hackers normally have god mode, turned around to see a guy in army gear who full auto as50ed me. turns out i just shot some other fresh spawned axeman
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its not really creating characters i think, its more pick a sex, and face, and then find clothes
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The dumbest/funniest things you've seen in DayZ?
shatter replied to deceitfulburger's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
short but quite funny in my opinion -
The dumbest/funniest things you've seen in DayZ?
shatter replied to deceitfulburger's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
haha thats pretty darn funny, i loged in one day to find my truck had assimilated with a tree, didnt end to well -
Should Heli Crash Sites be marked on the Map?
shatter replied to klesh's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
probably the same guy that thought turning all the lights on was a good move -
The dumbest/funniest things you've seen in DayZ?
shatter replied to deceitfulburger's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
these chaps weren't to sharp -
i love doing that while yelling "serpentine! SERPENTINE!" over direct
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i manily kill fresh spawns in the city, so they can tell everyone where i am, and i can have a fun time fighting 6+ people dont play cod anymore as its nothing but a mod that i would have to pay $100 for, got over BF pretty fast, wanted another 2142. and i only ever played CS:S a while back. i love how anyone can say, "i kill people on dayz" and instantly people come in and say "O M G YOU COD NERD"
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you know why i kill other players? armed or not? because i can
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9cgm4PMPv1rnzgcto2_1280.jpg
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not even a shrub, id say more like grass
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some people arnt to clever like these guys
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A heli landed in cherno, i got in, shit went down the jist of it, the heli landed, 2 people in it, one gets out to get fuel. i get in, shoot the fuel guy, the pilot ( who i assume thought i was the jerry can guy) says we need to take of and leaves we pick up his friend on the beach, and fly west after landing, we are joined by another of there friends for some unknowingly stupid reason they still think im one of them after yelling at each other over the whereabouts of jerrycan guy ( who they think isn't dead back in cheno) a SUV with 4 people arrives, and all hell breaks loose overall, im a dick, but they couldn't be more stupid
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i was on that server later and asked what happened and was told "you got kicked because you were moving to fast" it was the first heli i ever repaired aswell
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the first time i flew a heli i got kicked for "teleporting"
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i think when i jumped in and killed the fuel guy they thought i was him even while shooting them
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thanks!
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cough
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the chatter over direct on my way over there was full of people going on about the heli landing and plans to take it, i guess me and my axe were just a bit more badass
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still totally confused why they didnt just kill me
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if the guys in the heli didnt care about me siting in there gunner seat and shooting their friends, i dont think the SUV team had much thought to it, i only wish i didnt have to reload just after they showed up
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i hope they see it at some point but i doubt they will haha
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i did bandage myself after i fainted but fraps wasn't on (not sure why, must have bumped the key), when im back in the gunner seat you can see there's no bleeding icon (flashing +)
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ah the memories
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this is less "commen sense" more idiocy also, thank you!