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This is absolutely hillarious! Used a usb flash drive with a quarter on top of it and always wondered if anyone else out there has done the same. This thread confirms it lol. Saves so much time!

So the way I play DayZ is the same way I raise my kids? WTF is wrong with you idiots? You assholes assume so much from a single sentence, but thats the internet for you. Your children being mentioned because you dont mind someone giving you a weapon? Thats out of bounds. Especially you, Bottlerocket, youre 37 years old, you should know better than to say anything about anyone's kids (or even add to) , even if it is on the web. And for the record I have never hacked or cheated in a single video game and Ive been playing for over 20 years. Never have I killed another player in DayZ, and I've been playing since the beginning. I always try to help out others in DayZ. I travel to the airfields/firehouses every chance I get to try to acquire weapons and rare loot. But you want to know what I found is worse than hackers? Clans. Clans (or groups) that fucking horde all the vehicles in a server. Clans that horde every damn rare gun or equipment on the server. That means that Ive been playing for a few months and have never seen a pair of night vision goggles or a range finder. Ive found a few cars, and when I climb in them, drive away, the admin or whomever boots me and takes the car back, THIS is what ruins DayZ.

LMFAO!

ROTFFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

For thanking someone for giving me weapons? Grow a pair dude, its not that serious, especially not to mention someone elses kids in the convo. If this was a normal conversation and you were in my direct vicinity, I'd slap the living daylight out of you.

Hackers do suck. On the other hand if a hacker TP's me and gives me ammo and weapons I would thank him. Stop being such a pussy and thank him too.

Your story is impossible to read, to be honest it makes my fucking eyes bleed.

Just saw the video. You suck. "All for survival" pshhh

Same here. Haven't encountered a hacker yet (*knocks on wood). I only play on servers that contain a smaller number of people.

hahahahahahahaah!

This is awesome. Ive never killed another player in DayZ and ALWAYS ask if they want to team up and go hunting for loot. Usually they dont respond and just walk away, but when they do, theres nothing like exploring the unknown with another player you dont know from a hole in the wall. Hey Fooz or Juggernaut, if you ever see me, lets team up! -BEAST

Wrong! I bet I'm a way better husband and father than you are at guessing. I don't actually say that, just trying to be funny to prove a point. Whats so important about the trash that it needs to be taken to the trash can outside right this moment? Just women being annoying as usual.

Why do women do this? Its like its impossible for your wife/girlfriend to spot you knee deep in zombie guts, totally engrossed in the task at hand when they have to pull out some meaningless s#!t like the "trash card" as if the trash is going to blow up. F*ck that, "Hey Sweetheart are you f$cking blind? Im busy!". Gotta put your foot down man or else theyll take your n*ts out and use it as dice.

Again, I repeat, "IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE".

Ive been playing this game for the past few months. Something just happened that infuriated me. I loaded up a game with a few decent items, nothing too serious in the the middle of F@##ckin nowhere, BAM! Shot. No f#$#%in reason, just shot. I wonder what the f$#%k is so cool about that if youre the one doing the shooting. How is shooting someone in the middle of nowhere fun? Please, someone who has done this, HOW IS THIS FUN!? Sitting somewhere for 4 hours waiting on people to load up, to just shoot ? how is this fun?! please educate me because Id love to fucking know. Cornball motherf#$#ers. Makes no damn sense... [rant over]