Mike.

Holy shit I found mozzy on the dayz forums.

+Rep saved me quick and easy.

Need help, started bleeding and dont have bandages, about 4500 blood, im about 800 meters NW of the balota airfield.

Satchel Charges arent hacked in. Official wiki page: http://www.dayzwiki.com/wiki/Satchel_Charge

About that hopeless, I need help again :P

Someone help me D:

Well, I need some help, im in a bad spot, about 3.9k blood and bleeding, no broken legs surprisingly, but im in shock and REALLY low on blood, il probably be killed next time I log in, im in elektro behind the grocery store, please help me.

How do I contact a meic on the list?

Im in freeside, not sure if i should head to green mountain for tommorow or stay at my position near devils castle.

Here's my story, its a long one, spanning over 7 Days and still going, so grab a can of pop and relax. I spawned in a town near elektro, knowing elekrto like the back of my hand, I decided to grab some basic gear then head inland north. I head to the church and pick up an m1911. Knowing there is a firestation directly across from the church, I head there. Lucky for me, its still got some nice weaponry, I find an AK-74 Kobra. I feel confident with my new-found gun and head to the grocery store in hopes of finding an alice pack. I in the back of the store behind some shelves there is a single alice pack. I take it then head to the hospital is search of basic medical supplies such as morphine, blood bags, bandages, and painkillers. Knowing there is a medical box on the roof, I go there so I dont need to waste ammo or attract unwanted attention. On my way to the hospital, I pick up some unwanted visitors. I ran up the first ladder up the hospital. I bandage myself as the zed do not climb the ladder bout falling the wall when I move. Having lost about 3000 Blood, I shoot some of the zed from the roof, but cant get the angle on some of them, so I go down the ladder and shoot some zombies, run into the street, then promplty pass out, get eaten while passed out, then die.(said faic D;) Still wanting to play DayZ, I start a new character. Lady luck decided to shine upon me as it does for all players who are respectful to other survivors, and reaks havoc upon bandits. I spawn IN ELEKTRO, literally in a little slope down to the cove LITERALLY dead center in elektro. Theres still hope, I run to elektro because I WANT MY STUFF. The first street I find, the hospital is at the end, and I see my dead body, chillin in the middle of the street. I take everything off my body, kill nearby zombies, then respectfully, bury myself (Paradox?).Then I head north, in search of the NW airfield, deerstands, and Stary Sobor. I just wanted some Top Tier weapons. I head to stary with my friend who I metup with in elektro. Eventually after a long, LONG, we make it to stary sobor, find some things like an AKM and an M16A2 M203. He passed a tent which only holds what looks like a makorav mag. I approach, it, because I dont trust anything in this game. And lo and behold, I find a GPS. I give it to my friend having been a total noob with it and not knowing what to do with it. I find an M4A1 And only get 1 mag because my friend with the M16A2 M203, (Not the one with the GPS.) Took 2 stanag mags, leaving me with nothing but 1 stanag mag. We go to the barracks find nothing good but a few stanag rounds, a pdw(which I take) and an m1014. We log out for the day. He logs out in the bathroom, I log in the room farthest from him just incase. The next day I log in, BOOM HEADSHOT, I get killed and lose my M4, ghilie suit, and many supplies. My friend logs in,(the one with the GPS because the one with the grenade launcher isnt on.) He patiently walks closer to the room, the female character who killed me not knowing he is there, looks into my pack, and takes a can of coke, (Probably saved her life). My friend RUNS IN and kills her as she loots my corpse. She happens to have M4A3 CCO. My friend takes it and saves his DMR for me. Nothing very eventful happens for a while, we meet up and I take the DMR. We trade weapons because he prefers his DMR. Now and I still am, using the weapon I was horribly murdered with. I leave the game and don't play for a while. While im gone my friend with the GPS leaves and joins a clan with an abudance of everything, then gets killed by a clan traitor. Bye bye, GPS. So now I am I near Solnichniy, and my other friend who logged on is near Gorka. We decide to meet up at polana. He finds me, aswell as a heli crash site. Took me a while to find him on the hill because i have AWFUL vision. Theres nothing there cept 20 Stanag rounds and 10 Stanag SD. rounds, and an M249 SAW, Which my friend is still using. We go to the nearby town, which houses the northeast airfield nearby. We shoot zombies in hopes of food and water, which we do, by zombies. We get shot at, it sounds like my partner was hit, but no one was shot. Lady Luck smiles on me once again and the server has to restart and we decide to go on another server. We go to a nearby building where we kill more zombies then log out in a building. I log in, head to Elektro to meet up with mai friend Carlover. I head to elektro, by going south. I find berezino which i Identify by the military tents in a soccer field. I loot a deerstand nearby the field. Then find ANOTHER heli crash site. and it HASNT BEEN LOOTED. Theres a Bizon SD, FN FAL with 2 mags, and a DMR with 3 mags (and 1 more off a zombie I kill). Knowing my friend carlover is to be the designated marksman. I drop some essentials in my pack such as blood packs, an epi pen, 1 cooked meet, and a jerry can. (Keep in mind I still have the beginning of the story, remember that part still?) I take the DMR and the magazines, then promptly get shot at, I scream at my partner in skype, Screw those weapons he can have them! I run through the woods, down a hill, under a tree then log out for the day. And theres my story, its still going. I'm always friendly :D

Yea, I wanna know the requirements to join.

I would love to team up, if you live in germany, it might be hard to schedule playing times, but im game.