Sakeoe (DayZ)

Day 1 Ok, I've tried re-installing my OS, upgrading ram, put new and more expensive graphics card but the video still isn't showing. I decided to buy a new computer, oh the excitement. Day 2 OP, I just spent 3000 euros on a new top of the line computer, after installing it on my office I clicked on this link again but to no avail, the video still is not showing. I'm starting to think there's sorcery involved. Day 3 Got a new HP printer and printed this thread about 600 times, hoping that in one of those prints the link to the video would show, but nothing. Day 4 I haven't eaten in days, I'm thirsty, but I am stronger than this, my ctrl and R keys stop functioning, I must have clicked them a million times. Day 5 OP is a phaggot

Sounds like bullsht to me. Thanks for the loot.

Wait you guys only payed $100? What the hell! I got ripped off! payed $350.

No thanks, servers with map notes enabled are allready full with "DICK PUSSY PORN URGAY" etc notes.

Let's be reall, duping wouldn't be a problem if they removed tents to begin with (apart from the infamous backpack zombie trick). Tents don't deserve a place in a game where you are supposed to lose everything when you die. Lives need to get a reall meaning again in this game, not just "Oh I died i'll just run to my camp and get my gear back" even if the gear is not duped.

OP, I always hoped that you would stop posting here. That you'd go outside, play a sport, find a girlfriend. I have this fantasy, you see. That one friday night I would be out in the town and stop by this little bar to grab a pint, and I'd see you there with a 5/10. I'd recognize you by the chicken legs. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor I to you, but we'd both know... that you'd moved on. Instead you sit in your damned cave fapping to HNNG threads and crying about feels. [Warned- ubi]

Came in, saw gender selection screen, left.

I allways lol when people are like "It's just a game, not reall life it doesn't matter" it might be just a game but it uses my reall time.

That's nothing man you should have seen the amount of beans I received for my thread stating I brought down a chopper with my hatchet, no proof ofc.

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

We are 24 hours further and still no video Calling fraud, taken back beans.

If everytime you raise a issue the only reply you get is "It's a alpha deal with it you retard"?

Would love to see the map filled with vehicles but fuel being so rare that driving one almost never happens. Good suggestion OP.

Thanks for the virus OP Do not click his link, I am now posting this from my toaster.

I can confirm this happend, I was the Makarov.

Judging by your avi i'm assuming you killed him right away?

OP giving my secrets away. But yes he is right you can even fire your weapons and zombies don't give a phuck as long as you don't move.

I can fly a Cessna, does that count?!?!?!?!???

3th person not even once

This, he spawned a heli and OP and his friend used it to gun people down and somehow that translate to "a friendly hacker".

I have a FN fal myself right now but would swap it for a m14 in a heartbeat.