Colten (DayZ)

I am looking for a bandit clan. Are you a bandit clan?

ArmA name- Karma Chameleon Email- coltendeyoung@gmail.com Gender- Male Age-Country, State/Province/Territory/Ect, & TimeZone- Canada, Nova Scotia, -0400 AST Available Hours WK & WKND- Eh, in the evening from 6:00 PM my time to about 12:00 AM... on weekends, about the same, since I work on the weekends, and go to school during the week. Christmas break is coming up for me very soon, so I will have a lot more time to play with you guys. How Long Played DayZ- Since July. Wanted Position- Sniper/Overwatch Wanted Weapon (be realistic)- A good sniper rifle. Skills- Good aim, good navigational skills Weaknesses- Running and gunning. Skype/TS/Vent/Steam- colten.deyoung (skype), netloc_exe (steam) Additional Details- I would very much enjoy being a part of the team. I am tired of being a lone-wolf.

Hey guys, I am an experienced player (I have been playing since July), and I am looking for people to group up, and kill other players with. I am looking for people who are not extremely talkative. I want some mature players who aren't going to yell whenever they see a goat in the field, or talk about random things that have nothing to do with the game for an extended period of time. My Skype name is colten.deyoung, so feel free to add me.

This is simply untrue. New research that has been conducted provides new insight to morality amongst the great apes. It suggests that our concept of morality is not entirely different from theirs. As an example, I wiill use Koko. When she is told of her cat dying (in a Youtube video), she sobs uncontrollably in the night. The same would happen if her newborn baby died. Throughout evolution, we developed a sense of good and bad simply based on our need for self-preservation. In fact, it acts as a pivot for survival; such as, "I don't want to hurt him, because I don't want him to hurt me. Therefore, if I am good to him, he will be good to me." ("Do unto others as you would have them do unto you") The name that we attribute to morality is invented by humans, yes... but morality, as we understand it, exists in other species. http://www.academia.edu/455691/Moral_apes_human_uniqueness_and_the_image_of_God

He's on Skalisty Island, in the middle of a clearing... I don't trust it.

I don't find his posts to be creepy - I find them to be interesting. Instead of greeting his sentiments with sheer hostility, perhaps you should analyze his points.

I do it for the rush, honestly.

I have an epi pen. Send me a pm with your Coords and I will help when o get home in 30 mins.

Why would you want a satchel charge when you can just use the rocket launcher?

Last night I was laying down by the road south of StarySobor. I decided to use side chat to lure somebody to me whom was close by, so I could snag some beans. A player declared that he had a bus filled with goods, and that he would come and give me morphine. Ten minutes later, I hear the rumbling of the bus over the.crest of the hill..In a hurry, I set the zeroing of my M107 and acquired a good target. I shot him out of the bus, and took an AS50 from the bus, NVGs, a GPS, and an L85.. and a ghillie suit. This was on US 845. This has to be the most lucrative heist that I have ever been involved with... however, I did not take the bus, as it would have attracted way too much attention (I prefer to stay hidden and stealthy). What's your best story?

My lying abilities in game have gotten me to thinking on whether or not I am pathological. I end up believing my own lies that I create in game to lure players, which adds an essence to it that makes it even more tangible. On Takistan, I killed about three to four players a day from simply lying (and these weren't noobs, either; these people had M16s w/ ACOGs, M24s, etc.) I lie in game to get what I want. I have traveled with groups for hours, only to shoot them randomly.. for no apparent reason. Seriously. We were running through a forest in Chenarus, and when they stopped to drink their water, I murdered all three of them. I tell people I am in Bastam, and I am really in the south air field... or I say I am in Cherno, and I am really in Prigodorki. Lying in this game is the reason as to why I've survived for so long. Who gives a damn about dignity? As long as I get what I want, dignity does not matter. :P EDIT: Now that I think about it, I killed a man last night who found a clan bus filled with tons of gear. I told him that I was laying down in a field with a broken leg south of Stary Sobor, and he drove the bus to me. As soon as I saw him descend the crest of the hill, I shot him with my M107. Out of that bus, I got a Ghillie Suit, GPS, NVGs, AS50, L85, etc. I was loaded, and the bus was still loaded when I left. I -love- being a bandit. The rush is excellent... I love the feeling of tricking people, and stealing their items. I don't feel bad, because it is a game... however, it is a game that taps in to our primal instincts... which I find interesting.

Apparently if you go to the NorthWest Airfield, and stand on the tarmac with a burning flare while saying Bloody Mary three times, she will appear on top of the firehouse and shoot you in the skull. This happened to a friend of a friend of mine...

My antics using sidechat landed me the label of "Scumbag" by most of one server's community. I literally lured two to three experienced players a day to a specific location. At one point, I convinced an eight month vet to travel from Feruz Abad all the way to Bastam (in Takistan), where I shot him and took his beans. I told him that I was running from zombies, and they caused me to break my leg... so I needed a morphine. Being a gullible fool, he trusted me, and ended up with a bullet going through his skull. I use side chat to lure people all of the time, and to be quite frank, anybody who says that it displays poor banditry clearly has never done it, or has attempted to and ended up getting killed in the process. If you can deceive experienced players to go to a specific location, that is excellent bandit skills. I am on my third day of survival, and on my fourth kill in Chernarus. Going down to the coast with an AS50 and picking off bambis hardly requires skill. Go north. I have an AS50 w/ an L85, and if I wanted to go south, I could easily do so and rack my kills up in the process. However, I prefer the solitude of the north...

After I spawned near Cherno, I went into the city and navigated to the docks. I ran off of the docks to try and swim, but I fell to my death instead.

Half of the reason is that it is target practice, and the other half is that I am an asshole.