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Yessir, that was. OK bored now, returning to killing Syrian regulars. Watch me later on Liveleak, im the warbling one.

Its all a bit of fun till someone gets shot in the bollocks. Of course, 15 seconds after this they go and produce MAGIC BATTLEYE. To all those that 'got it', congrats chaps, but I am afraid your intellect now far outstrips the two cell requirement for you continuing to use this forum, get the fuck out. TLDR: Transexual Hookers On Page 3!!!!!

Right fuckwits, listen up. It might be the fact that you all have the attention spans of alzheimers stricken goldfish, or that collectively you basement dwellers claim enough social security to equal one real job, or perhaps it may just be the fact that i dont live in the same room where i learnt to go pee pee and poo poo after i started growing facial hair ( you too girls). Maybe its because im an ex-mercenary and can run the mile in just under world record time but was asked by Her Majesty the fucking Queen not to show up Usain in my hometown so fuck you. For these and many other reasons, i am going to deliver to your tiny jugs the word of God. Now i am disturbed. Not in the easy access to military weaponry type of disturbed you americans love so much even though you keep getting shot in the face, but in a 'fuck me ive seen this before' type of preeminent foreboding which, in the breadth of my manifest experience, is the gaming equivalent of a rain of fucking locusts landing on the heads of the twats with swords who just turned up at your front door asking where the old kids are. The reason for my perturbing? Two of my goddamn favourite servers are going offline at the end of the month and this is symptomatic of the shit that is going down right now. This game has hit its highpoint and is starting to slide backwards and the reasons are pretty fucking obvious. - Hacking, or rather scripting - fuck it weve beaten this horse to death. - Duping - if there is anything that will keep you playing once you know the map like the little pits on the back of your wanking hand, its the constant struggle to get good gear. If you can tool up in 5 minutes by doing circles of Guba Bay so that youre a ghillie suited death dealer, shit becomes boring real fast. If you dont, then you will be shot in the face by the 33 people who have and thats boring too. - Alt-F4 - yes the fucking magic teleport switch. I thought i was playing 28 Dayz Later, turns out im in fucking Jumpers. And that was a shit movie. Whatever youre doing to sort this, do it fucking quick. Constantly yelling 'its an alpha' (and for the inevitable replies that will state this, let me just riposte with a catch-all 'Fuck you, you sound like a broken record has been shoved sideways up your arse which it probably has, you one trick-pony shagging wannabe troll') is no defence if the goodwill of the client base drains from a game. There are at least two examples of games I can think of that failed miserably because they used beta as a testing ground / proof of concept and got a shit reputation as unbalanced hacked pieces of crap, even though they sorted it all out at launch or soon after. Nobody fucking cared by then - seriously one MMO in particular was sparklingly way ahead of its time but decided it would be 'fun' to use the OPEN FUCKING BETA as a testing ground for exploits. So people signed up, got killed repeatedly in the noob spawning grounds, quit. And they wondered why their launch went down the drain. Its because they were fucking morons in case you missed it. The thing about DayZ is that you got a lot of suits looking at you with dollar signs in their eyes and theyre just waiting for you to slip up. And fuck me you are not disappointing. Youre not slipping anymore, youre hurtling downhill, and your customer base except for a few pre-pubescent scripters, is not enjoying the ride. Heres a tip - when your players take your core idea and start running it on private servers, adding content that you havent, shit is out of control. And Lingor has been popping up everywhere - one of those servers thats quiting? Its switching to Lingor. Most Admins dont mind paying to run a server, but they dont want to pay to be playgrounds for script kiddies and watch their top 10 status slip to single digit players with nothing they are allowed to do about it. And those admins that will go along with this shit, well, theyre muppets and will probably do anything for you, id suggest go find a pretty one and get a hand job. So sort your shit out. Either shut down the Alpha or release the standalone fucking soon. War Z may be good, it more than likely wont be, but it better be before them. You got GW2, CS:GO and Sleeping Dogs coming out and that just in the next few weeks! The drain on your players is going to be fucking mental and whats the last thing you want them to remember about the fucking game before you start asking them to pay for it later? Hackers, duping and alt-f4 is top of that list right now. Fun is somewhere around their bollocks. In the meantime, ill join the one server thats going private and see how that works out. See you on the other side, maybe. TLDR: Fuck you, if you cant be arsed to read what the fuck you doing in here. See the wall of text and quit next time. If you want something short to read, read this again you tosser.

Errrr can i have your stuff?

If theres a server admin on, they can shut down the server pronto which can have the effect of saving the characters *apparently*. Cant say ive ever been on when this is done.

Yeah this is going to end well.

Getting put of hand. Even quieter servers have choppers/A10 starting now.

In a standalone game can they strip out the non- dayz assets and vulnerabilities from the engine? Hope something can be done, gacking is the great threat to dayz.

I wasnt sure about this one, but having seen the behaviour of the admin in the face of rabid posters like flail (and ive been noticing more of his 'rage vs admin of anything' butthurt around lately), and the evidence provided, seems like a justified ban to me. And Vertisce, seriously, pointing out spelling errors is juvenile in the extreme.

I cannot believe this is even being taken seriously.

Been nuked twice now on different servers, the second time losing my beloved bike! Seriously though, any legitimate way to die is fine, but killed by some spotty script kiddie because his bf3 skills are useless in this game is just too much. Hope theyll be able to knock this on the head soon, at the least they could add something to crash the server every time everyone dies, which would at least save gear. Really needs to be sorted.

getting a bit out of hand now eh? Cant play for any length of time on a popular or semi-popular server without everyone suddenly dying to some spod 12 year old script kiddie who just got his butt handed to him by a 3 foot stone wall and is at least 3 days away from seeing his acne nurse for some non-maternal female contact - because nuking is so damn easy. Hackers are the only downside to this game. Is this being addressed?

Had two guys in a barn near cherno friend query me yesterday, i think its spreading. I will certainly give anyone ive got the drop on a chance, the game becomes way more interesting.

Hmm ive seen something similar on my screen occassionally, usually when sound is made nearby. Havent seen it for a while though, presumed it was an arma hangover that got disabled. That looks way too accurate though.

Oh please, yeah youre the first to find a secret military base. Cant believe the number of people who seriously think that not every inch of this map has literally been crawled over a thousand times without someone noticing military grade spawn. OP has found a heli, if he found anything at all.