ironpython

67. chickens produce chicken steak <(o0)>? 68. zeds still walk on the side of the street 69. i REALLY need to excercise for the real zombie apocalypse :D

12. the enfield is the gun of life (err... undeath?) :D 13. dont throw out your empty cans anymore... they make good zombie bait 14. an outhouse is a good place to store clothing, and medical supplies (bandage? or bum chum?) 15. there are more rednecks with multiple guns stored in barns in russia than the US of A 16. the moon doesnt like russia (thats no moon?) :P

ok this was funny to me actually but i think this guy got a little mad... i had just respawned a new toon and ran up to some deer posts in the mtns on the western side of chernorus. in one of em i ACTUALLY found a shot of morphine and im thinkin sick... i can survive a bit longer now. so i slowly make my way up to a barn just south of Bor and as i go inside i get shot with a crossbow by some douche camped behind a hay pile inside. i had already used my bandage earlier so i sat and SLOWLY bled out... yes to death cuz he had looted everything. all i had were my painkillers, some road flares, a chemlight, a bottle, and the morphine...as well as one steel bolt stuck in me so he couldnt shoot me again (guess he only had the one. he walks up to me and i was like "gee, thanks ya asshat. can't ya see im unarmed?" his reply, "good noob" or something like that lol. he stood right next to me to watch me die but got front row tickets to me taking the morphine and painkillers, and me throwing down as many road flares as i could before i die. i then commented about how funny it was that he did this but wont get anything more than an empty jack bottle since i took my morphine shot and painkillers JUST so he couldnt have em... ever get the feeling someone on the other end of the computer is cursingup a storm and punching something? well i laughed thinking that myself :D hope this was entertaining for ya as i have some other funny stuff to tell in other posts :D and remember if they dont kill ya outright... use ALL your useful stuff up before you die LOL

it looks to me like a bad babelfish translation lol... nice one tho :D

well not sure if the flares attracted any zeds but i had passed several of them as i went to that barn :D milk... you serious? we both had just started those toons is whats funny about it lol. he only had the one bolt that was currently stuck in me and had to sit and watch it go :D

i would fully support this suggestion too... not one only but 3 or 4 would be good dont forget youll need to skin some partially eaten ambulance attendants near it too :P

now ive just started this game and i wanna say first off... dood rocket you and your team kick butt :D. this is the game ive been waiting for and hope to watch it develop for a LONG TIME!!! cant wait to see what gets added and tweaked in the future. now on to my subject with broken bones and a possible fix as yes they break too easy. ive seen people suggest other ideas but the one i havent seen yet would be keep the bones issue as is but add a heal over in game time to the feature so that we arent stuck going across such a huge area to find morphine. why not make it the bones can heal after say... 6-8 hours of in game time. this way people know the bone will heal (even make splints to help justify the healing part and nobody will have to crawl till they find a rare medicine (can take a LOT longer time to do from what ive seen lol) i just think this may help stop the complaining about a seemingly broken (hehe) mechanic of the game. i for one think the bone break should stay in as it adds realism but the fact that it ONLY heals thru morphine is what needs to be fixed. it will also stop the exploiting of the fix for people logging out 6 hours and then coming back to a new body by making it a period of IN GAME only time to heal not sure what others think but how bout it but, our opinions can help the dev team for such an awesome game go smoother

i agree to the reply actually... im not saying remove morphine tho... im just saying add the splint/heal over time as the alternative for the fix to such a rare item as morphine at least heal to the point the person can stand and walk... but not run maybe?

haha imagine what that bandit did after you shot his arse :D