IJoeGamer (DayZ)

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It was a fine, sunny day in Chenarus and me and my friend had spotted a heli. We decided to follow the heli and to see where it was going because it was acting suspiciously (following us and randomly hovering). The heli was just hovering in a field for about ten minutes. naturally we approached it to see if it was going to land maybe to pick someone up. I was sitting in a small bush while my friend was further back behind me, we were just watching the heli when suddenly I spot a small boxed shape object in the road ( can you guess what is going to happen?). I thought "is that an ammo box" so i went over to it and I discovered it was a satchel charge! At this time I was thinking "I'm gonna defuse/disarm it!" I got up from a crouching position to a standing one so i could get the option to defuse/disarm it when suddenly... BANG!! I was dead. I Sat at my computer staring at the screen thinking "what the fuck just happened?!?!?". If any can get any more stupid than that I will be surprised!

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We are looking for people to join our squad, the squad has 2 people in it at the moment (myself and my friend).Also we are looking for people who are only from the UK and are online often. We play DayZ and other games such as Battlefield 3 for fun and have a laugh while doing it :P. We are looking for people who are pretty mature and are 14-20. We aim to play tactically and have fun while doing it :). Skype: IJoeGamer ~IJoeGamer

I have recently bought a new GPU and i am wondering if I can record DayZ and arma 2 OA. My specs are: AMD Radeon HD 7950 4GB RAM AMD Athlon II X2 250 Processor I started recording on a server in DayZ and I was getting good FPS but in other servers i'm getting terrible FPS. I am wondering if it is the server that I am on or my graffics settings in DayZ. If anyone could help me I would be very grateful. ~IJoeGamer

thanks allot for all the help!

We are a squad of 3 and we are looking for new members to join. We are looking for people that are mature and experienced at DayZ. We sometimes play as heroes who help people and protect bambies or we play as bandits. We play other games such as borderlands 2, arma 2 OA wasteland, Battlefield 3 and many more. If we die we don't take it to seriously, we play DayZ to have a laugh and to have fun. Also we play different maps such as Taviana, Namalsk and Lingor but our usual map is Chernarus. skype: IJoeGamer

We are a squad of 3 and we are looking for new members to join. We are looking for people that are mature and experienced at DayZ. We sometimes play as heroes who help people and protect bambies or we play as bandits. We play other games such as borderlands 2, arma 2 OA wasteland, Battlefield 3 and many more. If we die we don't take it to seriously, we play DayZ to have a laugh and to have fun. Also we play different maps such as Taviana, Namalsk and Lingor but our usual map is Chernarus. Skype: IJoeGamer

I am from the UK, England.

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We are a small squad of 3 survivors. We are looking for more players, preferably from the UK who are aged 13-17. You may also be required to stay awake until the early hours of the morning (12:00am- 6:00am GMT) for the people in the US. We are pretty experienced, we have played DayZ for a few months. My Skype is IJoeGamer. We also play regular amra 2 and arma 2 AO as well as other games. Me- 15 from the UK Zach- 14 from the US Ethan-12 from the US Happy surviving.

Where are you from?

can I play with you? Age: 15 IGN:IJoeGamer Skype:IJoeGamer

where are you from? :P

Today i found a Mountian Dew :o

Age? location? :P

you should be hiered to the trailers for dayz standalone

could you tell me hoe to do it because i am getting the same problem

Posted Yesterday, 07:42 PM "BATTLEYE CLIENT: INITIALIZED 1.170" appears when i try to join any server. It kicks me before i even get into the lobby. i HAVE installed battleye manually but it did not work. MANY people have this error and it needs fixing(some how). If anyone can get my dayz working again i will be very very very very greatful.

they need to get rid of battlewank :)

"BATTLEYE CLIENT: INITIALIZED 1.170" appears when i try to join any server. It KICKS me before i even get into the lobby. i HAVE installed battleye manually but it did not work.MANY people have this error and it needs fixing(some how). If anyone can get my dayz working again i will be very very very very greatful.also i have tried to reinstall battleye and it still did not work

i click ok then it does not reinstall

yeah i downloaded both of the files but it did not work :(

it comes up with !!!string missing. what should i do?

"BATTLEYE CLIENT: INITIALIZED 1.170" appears when i try to join any server. i HAVE installed battleye manually but it did not work. MANY people have this error and it needs fixing(some how). If anyone can get my dayz working again i will be very very very very greatful.