Mustard (DayZ)

Why's that?

I use to PVP all the time, then I got bored with it being the exact same thing. So me and my friend decided to run around acting like U.N. an administering infection tests to people we found on the coast. http://www.twitch.tv/rfbcleric/c/4281663 this is a highlight of the 4 hours we ran around playing. The video is a stream from the first guy we ran into on our quest

running to NWAF with every piece of gear possible then getting beaten by a zombie only to realize you have no bandages and a non ripable (is that a word?) shirt :(

But then comes the issue of you controlling said super zed and running to the east coast then logging out to come in as a fresh spawn and looting your own corpse....

I find your horrible accent offensive....and annoying as shit

In that case then only if you have a walkie talkie would you know...

suck it up grab some more gear...you'll live. I've lost my shit more times then I can count

more realistic to not have a timer....I'd rather be in Cherno then turn down the road and see a horde....

I want $500,000,000 and Olivia Munn as my wife, but I don't see that happening either... You can want in one hand and shit in the other, let me know which one fills up faster

I like how everyone in this thread, under Military Background, put "Well gee golly my dad was in the Air Force!" ...... YOUR MILITARY BACKGROUND not your parents, jeeez kids

that tactical flashlight is meant for a rifle, not a pistol....yes FNX is a customizable pistol but that doesn't mean you can throw whatever you want on it

shoot me a PM we'll talk

I'm waiting for them to add the feature where you have to actually stop what your doing to take a dump. This will make me the happiest person alive and make DayZ SA that much better....I mean just imagine running through the woods stumbling upon someone leaning up against a tree making the groans as if he was hurt....I find that hilarious

I was browsing through the Clan / Group Recruitment thread and nothing within it catches my interest. I'm sorry but seeing people take this shit way too seriously with ranking systems and the whole "you better follow orders!". Seriously? I'm just looking for a group to have fun and play with who are decent and not teenagers whose balls haven't dropped yet. About me: - 26 years old - I like boobs - I don't kill people who don't have a firearm in the game (tried not killing ones who had them and my trust has been betrayed waaaay too much) - I've been in the Army since I was 17 so that's why I don't want to deal with the rank and orders bullshit. Any takers? Playing with other Veterans or people in the service would be ideal. If you are a fresh ass private who just finished basic then go pound sand.

I cant fly to save my life..looks like I'll be playing the role of AA gunner from the ground ;)