NightRipper

The answers you seek lie at Green Mountain....

The entertainment value of this thread made up for the lack of video.

NO CRITICISM EVER rabble rabble rabble

Dude. Send some of the dancing scripters my way. That shit is hilarious. But anyway, I feel you bro.

Yes, the police are on their way to your house right now.

Clariiiiiiiiice....

The title of this thread sounds... wrong.

I realized the lyrics I parodied from weren't that good, I've edited my original post now, it's a lot better :D

This x10000.

WOAH. Haven't seen this thread before. Nice work OP!

ehrmagawd is this a dick comparing contest???? MINE'S BIGGER MINE'S BIGGER GTFO ALL OF YOU

You're crazy. Also, it might have been aliens.

rhymes with smacker

That's not a joke. This is a joke: "What kind of murderer has moral fiber?" — "A cereal killer."

EHRMAGHERD THIS THREAD AGAIN!!!

OOOO IT'S A SNAKE!! OOOO IT'S A SNAKE!!!!

DayZ me rollin' bitches. [Chorus] DayZ me rollin' They campin' Patrollin' they tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty My rifle so loud I'm pronin' They hopin' that they gon' catch me ridin' dirty Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty [Verse 1 - Chamillionaire] Bandits think they can see me lean I'm crouched so it ain't easy to be seen When you see me ride by they can see the gleam It's the shine on the fuel tank and windscreen Ride with a newbie, he like, "Hold up" Next to the camping tent you can see my pistola Send a zombie into a coma Boy you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone Just tryin' to survive ain't tryin' to have no groupies Ride clean as hell so I pull in helis Bandits on patrol and you know they hate me Direct chat turned up all the way to the maximum I got AS50s, some bandits tryin' to jack for some But we packin' somethin' and what we have for um We'll have an airfield locked up like a maximum Security cell, I'm grippin' a Coke SFX loud and crouch walkin' slow Gun steady and twistin' like bring this 'ggro Bandits come up from behind and I'm ready to go Weapons down gotta stop confusion Game change like Rocket's producin' That's the survivor-skills when we out and cruisin' Got KoS in every city except Zeleno but I still ain't losin' [Chorus] [Verse 2 - Krayzie Bone] I been drinkin' and eatin' 'cause I gotta focus I gotta get to camp 'fore the bandits scope this Big ole Ural just swerve'n, all up in the curb'n A camper been sippin' on the soda and the Dew again It's in again we in the wind Goin' a hundred while I munch on sardines I crack another one, we livin' like we can't be seen I got a revolver up in my right hand, canteen in my lap, freezin' my balls Ghillie suit on, green leaves and all Comin' pretty deep, got my MK 48 Mod oh Yo' I gotta hit the back streets Wanted by the bandits and I got heat Glock, glock shots to the block, we creep creep Pop pop hope hostiles don't see me on the low key With no regard for the law, we crouch-walk like, "Fuck 'em all" But I won't get caught up and brought up On the coast for none of y'all Keep a gun in car and a flare to spark Got NVGs, I'mma see you through the dark Ready or not, we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire [Chorus] [Verse 3 - Chamillionaire] You wouldn't think it so, I tried to let cha go Scope through my thermal sight, and then I swang it slow A bandit upset fa sho' 'cause they didn't know That they catchin' me with plenty of the guns and ammo So they get behind me, tryin' to check my gear Lookin' at my coyote pack and they smilin' Thinkin' they'll catch me unprepared, well keep tryin' No denyin' that it's survivor profilin' Reppin' Chernarus you can check my tags Creepin' up tryin' to check my swag Reloadin', gotta fill my mag 'Cause the bandits'll try to come up fast Bein' the balla that I am, I talk to them Givin' a damn if they not feelin' my attitude Watch 'em realize I ain't even ridin' dirty Bet they'll be leavin' with an even madder mood I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise 'Cause I'm number two on another server queue You can't stop me, plus you can't sue This is a message to the hackers, tell 'em, "We hate you" I could be tough, tell 'em that they shoulda logged Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my quad Bookin' my GPS, findin' a camp I wanna rob Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up and go full auto, and it's on [Chorus 2x]

Killing another player with it might get you banned from the server if they see it. For example, the G36 SD is a favorite among hackers, and if I saw anybody on the server I was on, I'd assume they were hacking.

Fixed.

"Don't stope, believin', just hold on to that feelin' yeah yeah"

Aliens.

At least they're more polite than defcon hosting...