NightRipper

He was last seen traveling towards Green Mountain...

Um... are you referring to the people who keep posting redundant QQ threads about their run-ins with hackers in the General Discussion section? Because I'm pretty sure that doesn't equate to a holy crusade. More like morons who can't be bothered to post a proper cheat report in the correct forum section.

Make sure you're actually running 1.7.2.5. I hear SixUpdater is screwing things up (surprise!) so you'll want to double-check.

The title of this thread is misleading. I was expecting a story about how 12,000 hackers were responsible for you being banned. The actual thread was far less entertaining.

Kamenka to Zelenogorsk.

Two words: QWOP Mechanics. /thread

Before: Logging in -> Debug Plains Now: Logging in -> On the coast Pretty sure this is an improvement.

Just Dip, Cotton Candy sweet and low let me see that tootsie roll

This.

Drop your items, have a friend pick them up and save them in a tent, then have the friend come back and kill you.

Next you'll be telling me I won't be able to play it on my ColecoVision <_<

What the flux capacitor is the OP going on about <_<

One word: Deerstands.

Needs more dragons and shit.

Everyone else has problems pitching tents.

...Finger of death?

This is why I love the forum mods here. I'm severely tempted to put this in my forum signature...

....aaaaaand now we start to see why this problem isn't solved as easily as everyone seems to think it should be.

I'll add my story to this one. Had every tool in the game, ghillie, L85, M16A4 ACOG, NVGs, Rangefinder, Coyote Backpack, Antibiotics, everything. Was with a couple of friends in Devil's Castle, for some reason there were flares everywhere in the loot piles, so I picked up some and started throwing them on the stairs inside the tower, and threw one too many. Fell to my death. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. 'Cause hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, what's the point?