*TROLL DETECTED*

Would i? ....Maybe? But there are female suvivors naow. And they spawn unarmed.... Surprice buttsecks! *Edit* I can still fuck horses right?

I made a friend.. Before the patch...

I am scared.

You simply must play ´´He was a good Stalker´´

Screw the noobs! Long live the side chat for chatting with people 4 fun! Also, couldnt the side chat be explained as twitter?

Succesful troll is succesful

Buddy, the only person here being childish is you. Sure, the OPs post has limited value, and he isn't taking part in the spirit of an alpha test. But I think what he's saying has merit, in that we've all had deaths that are infuriating in their stupidity, and that these need to be addressed before the game goes to beta. Myself, I was just shot in the back by a server hopper last night, I cleared a room, went to walk out of it and was shot in the back by someone who popped in behind me. 17 day old character dead. It's maddening and people won't be happy with it if this game goes live and they've paid something for it. Now, I turn the argument around on you. What in the hell are YOU contributing here? You go on a fucking tirade against this guy, and for what purpose? Did you calling him a twatsock or wtfever you called him help make this a better mod? Did it help make the forums a better place? No, of course it didn't. All it did is establish the now undeniable fact that you are an asshole hiding behind the anonimity of the internet. Additionally, it likely highlighted your bias towards the game in its current incarnation, and in some fucked up version of stockholm syndrome you're actually defending the game and mod in its current state even though it is obviously an EXTREMELY flawed work in progress. The only thing you've helped here is your extremely low self esteem. By acting the internet tough guy for 15 minutes you've distracted yourself from your overweight frame, cheeto encrusted beard and tiny pecker. Good fucking job buddy, you've officially made DayZ a better mod. Asshat. +1 +1

Wait.... What if he is trolling us?.....

Step #1 Aquire Trench Coat Step #2 Aquire survival equipment Step #3 Aquire Ponies Step #4 Aquire Gun Step #5 Fail to aquire gun becouse of stupid Europe Step #6 Huddle in a corner and cry Step #7 Suicide Step #8 Ascend to Equestria Step #9 Profit

Nigga destroyed mah ride [i have been warned for this post - Ubi]

Actually, i use the free version from steam and a paid version from same. It works. I enjoy the game. However i will agree the graphics is worse and all that. Sorry about my rage. My extremely strong sense of justice got a hold of me. I will still call you a clownfish for being a pirate.

Or you could spend some time learning about this mod like the rest of us, instead of being a lazy ass

Asshole, i wont help some nooblord who pirates his games

I think that Side chat is nice. You can chat with other people, talk about what is going on, that wierd sunset you just saw, or maybe something entirely diffrent. Its kinda MMO-ish you know. Its fun! For all the ´´Realism´´ people, side chat could be implemented in radio form, you could disable or enable it, or we could have servers with, or without. Just like 3rd person right now! I enjoy talking to my fellow suvivors, be that bandit or otherwise.