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Trolling R3bel

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  1. Trolling R3bel

    I got killed by a server hopper. I quit.

    Get over it I got Fus Ro Dah'd by a zombie and be punched me and I flew through a wall and died this is what it looked like not even kidding. Ironically I heard that theme when i got hit.
  2. They don't have time to DC when i shoot them with my DMR, but sometimes I might miss if there extremely far out they'll DC immediately when they hear the bullet hit near there feet, their out faster than a fat bitch in dodgeball.
  3. HEY! bush wookie is offensive to me, I prefer the term seaweed monster asshole.
  4. Ha Cry more your tears fuel my cause for banditry.
  5. Trolling R3bel

    Romero Zombie vs Rage Infected

    I joined a server with 2,589 zombies before no lag whatsoever and it was a foreign server and no lag at all.
  6. Trolling R3bel

    Last night I killed a man.

    My first kill I felt bad, but then I realized how good it felt to get gear without much effort, and them raging when side chat was on was also a nice bonus, so now I camp roads with my DMR, etc, etc.
  7. Trolling R3bel

    Are Ghillied Suits and NV Goggles spawning?

    I had a UAZ but my friend blew it up.
  8. I understand your pain, I was sniping on the outskirts of elektro to hunt for some food and all of a sudden I heard this whistling noise and some guy shot an m136 at me. -_-
  9. Trolling R3bel

    Green mountain...

    I have a character named slenderman at night I stand around green Mountain and cherno woods in moonlite servers and stalk people and i just stand there looking at them its priceless lol
  10. Trolling R3bel

    Band Loooking For His "It"

    Sure lets meet on a rooftop you go to the hospital roof in cherno and salute then i'll zoom in through my DMR scope to ensure its you.
  11. Trolling R3bel

    Sniper problem solved!! I think?

    I'm going to shove my DMR up this dude's ass and blow his brains out. End of story.
  12. Trolling R3bel

    MP5SD mags convertable to M9SD and vice-versa

    MP5 mags are curved and will not fit in a M9. Unless you take te bullets out and find an empty M9 mag.
  13. Trolling R3bel

    World too big for own good?

    Thats testicular cancer please go see a doctor.
  14. Trolling R3bel

    Immediate kick or crash when joining a server

    same thing is happening to me.
  15. Trolling R3bel

    What would be your song?!?!

    or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGkV-YZDSy4&feature=related
  16. Trolling R3bel

    TOTAL WIPE - Yes or No ONLY

    No I own 2 tents, a UAZ(with all kinds of hard to find stuff) 2 NVG's, 2 DMR's, coyote alpha, an M16A2, an M4 cco, 10+ cooked steaks, a gps, etc, etc. I found that all before 1.7.2 and i havent updated it yet, I most certainly do not want a reset. You just want it because you died by the glitch or a bandit and you're pissed so you think everyone should suffer the same as you.
  17. Trolling R3bel

    Don't you just love "clever" bandits?

    Im a clever bandit when im low on blood and no animals in sight i hid my DMR in my BP, and use a hatchet to look like a noob and go in cherno and ask for blood transfusions(then that's when i say "If you give me a transfusion I'll give you one after me") then they give me one i tell them to stop moving and lay prone then i shoot them and get the hell out.(I've done this tons of times, it really works.)
  18. Trolling R3bel

    Suggestion: Handcuffs and subduing

    I can just imagine a bandit handcuffing a girl and dragging her off into the woods if that gets implemented... >,>
  19. Trolling R3bel

    New mechanic: weapon health system

    A gun jam can be easily fixed, especially if its a winchester/henry repeater type of gun, plus in those games weapons degrade way faster than they do in real life. Real life you just clean the barrel and bolt(for bolt action weapons), and wipe off finger prints(can cause rusting but it would take years).
  20. Trolling R3bel

    New Camo-Skin: urban Camo

    http://www.tigerstripeproducts.com/airforcetiger.htm fuck yeah air force tiger stripe.
  21. Trolling R3bel

    Armor

    You do realize that body armor can still easily be penetrated, but military armor(bomb demolitionst armor) could block alot but that stuff weighs 80+ lbs so If it does get implemented the con of it is you run slow as hell and are a huge target due to the armor being crazily big.(Don't believe me, google it.)
  22. I kill everyone I see, not everyone will feel bad for who they kill. I mean look at all the psychopaths in the world, most of them don't feel bad who's to say my character was a psychopath before the outbreak.
  23. Trolling R3bel

    WTF die with NOR reason ???INSTANT DEAD

    Get over it I had an AS50, coyote alpha, M9SD, ghillie suit, and varius shit in my BP, and I spawned in a server where everyone in the server suddenly died. Get over it, shit happens.
  24. Ah NWAF, I love that place I remember last night I stumbled upon two server hopping D/Cers, I saw some dude spawn as i was running toward the barracks and he had an M240 and i snuck around to the entrance and threw a grenade in there and it killed him but he D/Ced so I couldn't get his body, then i saw a dude server hop in the firehouse and i shot him and he D/Ced as soon as he heard shots at him, then after all that bullshit some dude tried to shoot me with his dmr but failed and then I unexpectedly ran him over with my UAZ trying to dodge bullets.
  25. Trolling R3bel

    Is PvP an American thing?

    Russians are big for PKing also I admit I am a bandit for the most part its Americans and Russians :P
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