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About laundrymonster

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    Being a nice guy in DayZ. Seriously, if you see me running up to you, it's most likely that I'm trying to make friends. :D
    I only kill in self-defense.

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    Born in a log cabin in the wilderness of Alabama, I fought my way into bear caves with my fists to get enough food to survive. To this day the bears call me, Monstro.
  1. laundrymonster

    The Mountain

    Awww man. I missed the band wagon. Damn. What are people talking about now? Leaving because of hackers?
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    BANDIT? SURVIVOR? BAH

    Non-believer: Act like nothing is happening around you. Walk around cities unarmed and engage people in conversation. Points for the longer you survive without getting raped by zombies.
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    What is your Character's D&D alignment?

    Neutral Good. I'm a medic! :3
  4. laundrymonster

    The Mountain

    I used to think that that mountain being haunted was just a rumor. Now I'm not too sure. I joked to my friend saying, hey, we should go to that mountain. He didn't know about it, so he said, sure. We forgot about it after a while, but soon we decided to go to the Airfield. I stopped to look at the map, and saw that we were right at the foot of that mountain. I tried to route us around it, but my friend was incessant, so up we climbed. The first thing I noticed was the music changed, to an ambiance track that I'd never heard before. It was deep, quiet, and sinister. I was slightly unnerved. Then the laser light show started. The sky went black, like, pitch black, and one bright line of light erupted from the ground. It was like a graphical glitch, except the ground was not affected. As we approached the compound, it started to get hidden by the graphical glitches as well, and a fog suddenly set in all around us, and, funnily enough, no zombies were spawning. Luckily, my friend was deterred by the graphical glitches, so we swiftly made our escape. I used to be a non-believer. Now, I'm not too sure.
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    Black Mountain

    Seems legit.
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    Why I kill unarmed players

    How many times has this thread been made now?
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    Just encountered my first beach camper.

    You're welcome.
  8. Made him waste 5 or 6 shots from a sniper by juking him out by running in a straight line. :lol:
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    Anyone wanna team up?

    Totes! I'm a medic though. My steam name is laundrymoster
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    Finding bicycles

    I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYYYYCLE! I WANT TO RIDE MY BIIIIIIIKE!
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    Dr Hugz' Emergency Medic Service

    If this plan comes to fruition, however, I will gladly enlist as another doctor. :D
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    Dr Hugz' Emergency Medic Service

    Gettin official. I just wander and patch people up.
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    BANDIT? SURVIVOR? BAH

    Pickpocket: Carry, at most, a pistol, and sneak up on people. Steal valuables from their backpacks. Bonus points if you aren't caught. Extra bonus points if you steal ALL of their ammunition. ;D
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    How to Make Friends

    Brother! I do exactly this, just don't have the heart to kill someone for no reason. Most of the time I get shot though. Which is disheartening, but whatever. I'm sure I'll meet someone friendly soon enough.
  15. TBH. In a post-apocalyptic scenario I would imagine that everyone would be real eager to get together. Would you really have the heart to murder another living human being because of 'increased chances'? I don't care about the in-game ideas of this thread, but it seems interesting you would say something like that.
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