ive read it.

this idea has made me not want to masturbate

I call the ones "Gumpydumpys" and the others "Honeyplungus". Also, I wouldn't say "M1 Garand". It's " Galligalli puckywucky". Just for your information and education. Meet me out in the woods.

do not have sexual engagements with dogs

maybe global chat enforces team work?

congrats, THIS is the attitude you should have to fully xperience the greatness of this game.

backpack: select in inventory, press "open bag", shuffle stuff around

press F to cycle thru equipped weapons until u see "flares" in the upper right corner. press fire and wait a few seconds to throw them. then go to them and pick them up by scrolling the mouse wheel and select "pickup flare"

post your server and the coordinates of your tents and vehicles here. then try to protect them.

did you try to have intimacies with him?

came here, didn't read. whatevert you said, nobody gives a single f*** about what you expect from this game. we enjoy it as it is. If you do not enjoy, gtfo. simple as that.

you fail becaus eyou play this like stalker or any other generic shooter. lemme help u: 1a.) be patient. 1b.) don't run. 2.) never walk aorund upright unless you are in the wilderness or woods with noone around. (press X) 3.)don't make any f**** noise. 4.)be patient.

fickn.

"endgame elements".... omg... are people really that brainwashed by gaming industry nowadays?

Why is it that ALL the times when I find some little time for me to play this mod, that SOMETHING goes wrong and it's like "ok it's down" ???

Yes. THERE IS NO FUN IN DAYZ. SO PLEASE EVERYONE GO BACK TO CoD!

I would like to know all places with grocerie stores, can you help me out on this?

and how to tell which one of those are groceries?

fake and gay.

I don't want this game to have players like you.

I don't want this game to have players like you.

maybe something happend

Why don't we have some sort of quiver for the crossbow arrows? it could take up 2 spaces in inventory and contain your arrows. maybe even visible on the back of your shoulder like when you shoulder a rifle. it's strange to have a thin thing like an arrow take up so much space, as it could easily be merged. OR let us combine the arrows to a pack, like you can do with slugs.