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Download DayZ Commander from the main page, it does everything for you :)

Today we played with my bud and noticed that Vorkuta looks a bit like Pripyat, so yeah :P

Go into game options, and change the aiming deadzone slider to 0.

Shame he didn't do the actual dance, but funny anyway :D

So you created an account just to inform us about this horrific tragedy?

Noob, lol.

Something like this would take max 30 minutes, but it looks cool, mate :)

Kidnap people, then make them run through the airfield. If they succeed, give them a weapon or something.

Sometimes they just happen randomly. I heard an explosion right behind me, in a field like 50m away, but there was absolutely nothing there. Searched like the whole area around, looking for a crashed chopper..

NEAF. I'm not in danger there, I AM the danger. 1.) Place some sort of bait like a car or a heli on the airstrip. 2.) Wait for people to run to it, thinking that there's nobody around, (I don't know why they do that. Free heli on an airstrip? Seems legit.), then shoot them in the face with your .50 cal. 3.) ??? 4.) PROFIT! (Got an AS50, L85 and some rangefinders yesterday.)

Bitch, please. I was riding my bicycle in a forest north of NWAF, had a coyote, as50, m4a3 cco, NVG's, blah blah blah. So I'm just riding it, knowing nothing would happen, not really looking further, just so I don't hit the trees...and...wait for it...I hit a bike. With my bike. I crashed my bike into a bike, that was just randomly there in the forrest. How the fuck is that even possible? How many bicycles are there in the game, and what's the chance of crashing into one? That's not even mathematically possible. Both bikes are now broken down, and the bike fix glitch doesn't work. So I go on youtube, watch some videos on how to fix a bike, and some dude showed a tutorial where you prone right near a bike, it bumps and fixes it. Well, might as well try it. I go near my bike, go prone, and crack! Broken bones, death. And I don't even know where I am. Fuck you, DayZ. <3

I'm trading a hatchet for a ghillie + as50. Anyone?

I doubt there's gonna be a patch, they're working on the standalone :)

Trading my makarov for an AS50

Similar as Mandalore's: Welcome to DayZ! Don't let the door break your legs on the way in...or out.

I don't want to be rude or anything, but it's just...no.

Two days ago I found 3 crash shites in 10 minutes. It was on Chernarus though, all near Stary. So yeah, I guess I was pretty lucky.

Hey, I'm looking for a good server, yours seems to be nice. Can I have the password? P.S. I live in Denmark.

How do you know if a weapon is hacked or not??

Okay, so I'm going to get a new laptop in a couple of days, and just wanted to ask you guys, on what settings can I run it and how much fps can I expect? The specs are: Asus N53SM Intel® Core™ i7-2670QM (6Mb Cache, 2.20 GHz) Intel® Turbo Boost Technology - 3.1 GHz RAM: 6 GB nVIDIA GeForce GT 630M 2 GB DDR3 Thanks in advance!

My friend, who's a computer specialist, told me that Asus have a decent cooling and that I shouldn't have problems with it. If you can play for 8 hours with no overheating, then I'm assuming I can do it too. Thanks. :)

Guys, I want to know if my PC will run DayZ decently. ArmA 2 free runs pretty smooth on lowest settings, but I assume that OA requirements are a little bit higher. Will I be able to play DayZ smoothly, is it worth buying? My specs: Intel® Core2 Quad CPU Q6600 @ 2.40GHz RAM: 4GB Operating system: Windows 7 x64 Graphics card: Radeon HD4650 1GB