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  1. noobfun

    L85A2 AWS removed?

    in game and ...apparently buggy as hell for some people :P
  2. yes it was so much better when people used chat to lure people to locations to shoot on sight, or just used the clues they gave in chat to track them and then KOSthe only differacne loosing chat really made was we cant laugh at the nerd rage when you pop someone now
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    First, you must become the cow

    go into the armoury (single player) you get various challeneges depending on what weapon/vehicle etc you pick, once got given the a timmed assaultcourse as a rabbit, also ran around as a monkey Z for a bit too
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    First, you must become the cow

    they also cant walk backwardshacker having some fun
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    Can you sound whore in Day Z?

    pre-emptive text at its very finest ladies and gentlemen
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    Helicopter Crashes and Other Stuff

    genrally any field near a town can spawn them, and theres 2 or 3 spawn points at NWAFthe trick to finding them is move a lot and check fields around towns, and when the server restarts do it all over again
  7. that neiither of the above are accurate and that people who believe they are, are wrong for the most part
  8. here we see ti in action, although im gonna switch 2 replies around so killing is bad, bad people kill, people with conciounces dont because the would feel bad and having killed someone be bad given the right motivation its now acceptable for a good person to do things bad people do if i can justify itnext tiem your in that situation you will notice its going down hill faster and then become more likley to preempt the situation, you can still justiofy this easy, 'they were gonna' 'i knew they were about to' the more you do it the weaker the justification required, and the more you slide the 'good guy' position to match what your currently doing sooner or later you stop justifying at all becasue you dont feel the need what if normal society was happy harm people?what if ti was socially acceptable to own slaves, socially acceptable to beat torture and rape them? socially acceptable to kill them what if functioning in society meant harming people and not really giving a rats ass about it, where would the 'good guy' profile sit then? the group size changes all the time, my family, my firends, my friends and family, my city, my country, my favorite team, people of my religeon, people of my skin colour, people of my X that agree with me morality/conciiounce are not fixed points on a compass they change with the situation/company you keep
  9. found the problem, what people believe at what the evidence shows is often a very different thing
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    Sound effects Delay

    yeah its been with us for a long long time, drinking from canteens is slightly quieter, although meeting up with a buddy who recently pitched a tent can be a real wtf moment
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    New players guide from Bandit point of view

    if you do cross the field for speed/need do it where theres a natural crease in the ground, run just below the ridge line (lets pretend its on the left)now if anyones over that side looking across your hidden, you now have less terrain to scan intently as you run, and if you get aggored from the right you can skip over the ridge line blocking incomming attacks and if you do, do it in the woods, but not just in the woods, find a dip in the ground the deeper the better to block the view, then find some trees very close together in the dip (preferably bushes or confiers the thicker they are the better) as they aslo block light getting out, do what ya gotta do and kill the fire instantly, im sure its nice to sit around a fire and rp with buddies but its also dumb, if you need to warm up hence the fire lie on top of it, youll warm up faster so you can put it out sooner
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    So do we need a way.

    id like to see spawn points spread out along the whole coast like they used to be, i dont die often but when i do i respawn hard you spawned at churno - frak respawn you spawned at churno - -_- respawn you spawned at chunro - your fraking kidding me again? respawn you spawned at factory - woohoo ...looks left see's churno 200 meters away -_- noob town is noob town, i dont want to be there, ever. did that crap when i didnt know how to play
  13. false dichotomy were pack animals, we protect the pack even putting ourselves in harms way to do it, if pretecting the pack means killing others we do it, we dehumanise them in our mind or rationalise our actions later to appease any dought over action within the pack later, its what benefits the pack not what what benefits you 95% of the time, unless your pack consist of just you
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    why are there no maps anymore

    hey look its you again 0_o *sigh* wait wut? your not bitching about loosing a car? *feints*
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    Vehicles....

    zombies love bikes, thats how you use them as a weapon, round em up the ride past another player, the Z's switch agro and you ride away laughing was riding one last night down hill(60+kmph) in a thick forest at night with nvg's, stuck in first person mode .. not the most fun ive had on a bike rofl
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    Inventary tips...?

    no problem, cant have you struggaling to find and loot gear can we, other wise theres no point in me shooting you later to steal it :P
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    Did I do the right thing?

    you can shoot him in the legs until he passes out, bandage him, select drag and he is yours, even when he regains conciousness he is yours :P just dont drag from infront if they are armed they can still shoot ya this is one of the fun ways bandits kidnap people, stick dayz dragging in youtube and enjoy :P
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    Inventary tips...?

    fire mode, it will switch weapon between semi/full auto and then move on to select things you have in your pack that you can throw, flare, chem light, smoke nade, frag nade will all have the name, if it just says throw it means a whiskey bottle or tin can you have in your inventory gear tab
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    Inventary tips...?

    elebaroate on this a bit moving stuff from inventory to back pack open inventory and press 'open bag' look at the top left mini pane, everything in main inventory has a number on the right, cklick the lil arrow on the left and youll see it switch, till you get a bit more used to it once you have the bag open you can click the item in your inventory and its bar on the mini pane will highlight for you to save you scrolling up and down looking looting straight from the floor to the pack same as above pretty much, look at loot pile select 'gear' from scroll wheel, 'open pack' then look for the item you want to take from the pile and press the arrow on its name bar to move it straight to the inventory works exactly the same in reverse to dump stuff striaght from pack onto loot pile, and to move stuff from back pack to inventory, if you want to randomly throw stuff from inventory away unless theres a handy loot pile then you need to move it inventory, close pack and then drop it, if you try and drop it with pack still open you just shuffle it back in pack
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    Vehicles....

    bikes+3rd person are op
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    Range finder not spawning?

    you do realsie mildots are a built in range finder you can calcualte the range to within under 50 meters same with SVD gives range to within about 50 metersclose enough for accurate fire even at long rnage becasue you also know which side of the 50 meter divide you are, they are as accureate as looking at the distance on a nameplate server and as accurate as a range finder in actual shooting terms figure out how to do it, check range with range finder and youll be zeroing to the same mark and aimming slightly low or high to copensate exactly the same
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    Vehicles....

    found an atv in a camp last night then server was restarted while i was still at the camp, logged back in and the atv had vanished (dam your server bug!! ) so i made my get away a push bike that wasnt there first check but appeared at server start instead :-/
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    Safe Zone Idea

    anyone in churno? hey i need blood pack at airfield anyone help please? two questions you never replied to when we had direct chat, both got you shot when we ahd direct chat we abused the crap out of it, accidentally reporting our positons(or rather where our guns are pointed) so ppl nearby would come check it, ppl asked for friendlies to group with then shot them, people asked for various sorts of help in various places so carebears would rush to the rescue and trip over thier own shoe laces and a 30-06 direct chat just let us screw with people even more, bringing it back would make it easier for the carebears to find a free hug, also becomes easier for ppl to find em and hug them with hatchets(we didnt have them back then :-| ) or just track them and take down a carebear share-a-thon and everyone taking part in it the DAYZ community are fundamentally assholes, some of us pretend were not but virtually everyones an asshole no matter how much they deny it
  24. did you start the game with the default icon or through steam? or with the fresh new and shiny beta launcher icon? use the beta launcher, the other two tend to start the thandard vanilla none beta version
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    This is how you deal with Bandit Snipers.

    thats what we like to hear ^^ have some beanz ....but please no more white txt :P cant see the dam thing in replies
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