Russianism
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>In alpha
>Bitching about bugs
>looks at hotfix
>fixed
Geee man, calm the fuck down.
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Ohhhh god all the lol's
JD is a good friend of mine and I know him from a gmod server we BOTH play on, he would never hack. EVER.
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Hoard as much ammo as possible, go to cherno and shoot all the zombies, offer help, give away guns, and get shot and killed.
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I like it, take my beans.
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should have gone to spec savers...
Giggle giggle
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Ohhhh shit you have found a 1337 h4ck3r camp, you should raid it and report it to an admin.
lul'd
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Loved it, take my beans.
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Welcome to dayZ, lifes not fair so deal with it.
You will die a lot more than a close quarters match with a bunch of 5 year olds on CoD.
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My favourite part was the end :P
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- He wants ageing and beard
My beard gets so long I trip over and fall, then to be eaten by zombies.
- He wants ageing and beard
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US329 and the aus servers are giving me a "bad version, server rejected"
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OK I know the answer, go make some beans and come back by then the servers should be updated.
Server owners have to update their server the same way you update your client.
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I think I'm crying, you should write a novel on this game seriously.
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I like this idea, just gives me more reason to search through piles of cans.
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OP has my beans
GL&HF.
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OK so first you want to make sure you have:
2-3 flares
1 tin of beans
1 tin of pasta
1 shell casing from a makerov clip
A hachet/hunting knife
and some headlight fluid (it's a joke and if you don't get it you should watch some halo machinima)
Ok so first of peel the lids off of the cans and place the cans next to you on the floor
Then with the hollowed out skull of a nearby zombie empty the cans into the skull, don't worry about the grey matter left in there just put them in
Using the road flares heat up the skull
Add the headlight fluid for a nice tangy touch
Enjoy
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I play on a veteran server whilst my friend players on regular.
He likes to shoot everything that moves and is way too stubborn to do anything else.
I play a situational game style, if I just spawn and I see someone at balota airfield with they're AKM and Alice pack I won't shoot, but if for some reason I am starving or in need of something you have I may shoot you depending on what I need. But I do like my 3rd person veiw, I don't get motion sickness that way.
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Leaves bike in the forest as bait
Rolls around to get a vantage point
Shoots a shitty bandit
Looks good to me, Sir.
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Well if you were going 88mph you would be in some serious shit, but I don't know much about the problem to begin with
All I did with my bike was run ride through cherno and piss off zombies for people, until someone wanted my bike D;
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Get 1.7.3 like the rest of us and stop playing there :P
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If its by human deaths:
No problem here unless you hold suicide parties in camps. If so... wtf anyways :/
Made me lol, have my beans.
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"COVERED YOUR ASS LIKE A FUCKING BOSS!!"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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This reminds me of a time I found a bike, idk where or when but it was ages ago and I started riding through cherno singing "I don't want to set the world on fire - The ink spots" (I know it was on fallout and thanks for noticing) Seemed to fit, until I was shot in the back by some guy with a makarov who stole my bike and rode off letting the zombies gnaw on my face.
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3 per life, die once every 1 hour to 3 days
Fix the f****** graphic issues! FFS!
in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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I paid to test this alpha and I'm having some fun. Just because some meshes fuck up on my screen doesn't mean I'm going to make a thread telling the Dev's how to do their job.