Russianism

I paid to test this alpha and I'm having some fun. Just because some meshes fuck up on my screen doesn't mean I'm going to make a thread telling the Dev's how to do their job.

>In alpha >Bitching about bugs >looks at hotfix >fixed Geee man, calm the fuck down.

Ohhhh god all the lol's JD is a good friend of mine and I know him from a gmod server we BOTH play on, he would never hack. EVER.

Hoard as much ammo as possible, go to cherno and shoot all the zombies, offer help, give away guns, and get shot and killed.

I like it, take my beans.

Giggle giggle

Ohhhh shit you have found a 1337 h4ck3r camp, you should raid it and report it to an admin. lul'd

Loved it, take my beans.

Welcome to dayZ, lifes not fair so deal with it. You will die a lot more than a close quarters match with a bunch of 5 year olds on CoD.

My favourite part was the end :P

My beard gets so long I trip over and fall, then to be eaten by zombies.

US329 and the aus servers are giving me a "bad version, server rejected"

OK I know the answer, go make some beans and come back by then the servers should be updated. Server owners have to update their server the same way you update your client.

I think I'm crying, you should write a novel on this game seriously.

I like this idea, just gives me more reason to search through piles of cans.