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fatherjohn
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Looking for sexy woman to playing with
fatherjohn replied to facet's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Wow. Santa really lets himself go in the offseason. -
Looking for sexy woman to playing with
fatherjohn replied to facet's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I love the "English is not my native language" touch. "Hello baby. you are sexy woman, yes? I want to make sweet love on you. Come over into here with me, no? -
Yes. You need to climb up... And then dive off headfirst. No, just kidding. I've found AK74's, AKM's, and shotguns in the deer stands. They are decent places to loot, but they're no military barracks.
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No, it's like you bought 51 drinks. That being said, i agree that paying for the server entitles you to a few perks, but I'm not sure what you need 51 vehicle for, unless you have 51 clan members all wanting their own vehicles
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Pls suggest home made Guns and equipment
fatherjohn replied to IoannisG's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
what about the ol' aerosol can and a simple lighter? typical household hammer, or shovel. -
Sounds like a real warm and fuzzy place to get together and play. I'm like that when i have friends over my house. Q: "Hey man, can i get a drink? A: "I payed for my drinks, you didn't pay nuthin'."
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Lee Enfield or Double Barrel?
fatherjohn replied to [email protected]'s topic in New Player Discussion
not meant as a troll post, but you're going to laugh at this post in a few days when you get more experience in this game. I wouldn't call it lucky or fortunate to have the option of Lee Enfield or double barrel shotty. you'll see they are pretty common in the coastal cities. that being said, Enfield would have been the way to go, if for nothing else it has better range and more rounds per magazine -
well, which is it? you want your a$$ tickled by him, or to see screen shots?
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@ hacker sniper on US2419 on stary sobor hill
fatherjohn replied to kryvian's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Exactly. If you want to get a sniper rifle right away, play any of those other games. if you die in dayz, you have to spend time finding good weapons. if sneaking around, surviving, and traveling over far distances over a period of time doesn't appeal to you, don't play this game. -
some good ideas. double chainsaw on a stick? not so much.
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I have too many guns! So i'm giving them away!
fatherjohn replied to {MILKMAN}Razor's topic in Trading
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Huh. Same thing happened to me. I was about 1000 meters away from NW airfield, logged off. logged back on about 8 hours later, insta-death screen, spawned near coast, but i kept my kill count and had absolutely no gear. just re-geared with basic crap, so i'll see what happens when i log in later today.
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cheaters for rent? I'll take two, please. i'll return them in 12 hours.
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I have too many guns! So i'm giving them away!
fatherjohn replied to {MILKMAN}Razor's topic in Trading
it's a trap! you just want to kill me for my winchester and tin cans! -
tin cans are the new beans! you have my tin cans, sir.
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I love that the first player was spinning with his flashlight inside the lighthouse. Dude was totally tripping balls on acid.
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Surviving a Banditry attempt. (CA 24)
fatherjohn replied to Vintovka98's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
no, i've never used scripts. I don't even know what scripts are exactly, as I've never researched them because I have no interest in cheating. I didn't dupe any items, and I'm not even carrying any hacked items picked up from a hacker. The only think I can think of is maybe my ping spiked and they have a ping limit? My ping was around 90, which i thought was good, so I don't know. -
Surviving a Banditry attempt. (CA 24)
fatherjohn replied to Vintovka98's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
WTF. So, i went on CA24, not even to loot your jeep, as I think I'm on the opposite side of the map, and after about 10 minutes, I get kicked by the admin, for absolutely no reason. I'm literally running around looking for a vehicle that may or may not be in the area. That was lame. -
Surviving a Banditry attempt. (CA 24)
fatherjohn replied to Vintovka98's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
i'd go and check it out, but me thinks you're going to ambush me and shoot me in the face when I do. ;) -
Surviving a Banditry attempt. (CA 24)
fatherjohn replied to Vintovka98's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
fair enough. i just thought maybe you were being a greedy hoarding douche, but you're alright. "Hell, I like you. You can F--k my sister!" - Sgt. Hartman -
LMAO At first, I found the music annoying. But the longer the video went on, it was just perfect. I would love to know who that guy was. he was so desperate to kill you, and yet....FAIL His ping must've been horrible. how could he not hit you when you were on the ground?
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How many registered users are stil active?
fatherjohn replied to F-ashbang's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Seven. Seven are still active. -
Surviving a Banditry attempt. (CA 24)
fatherjohn replied to Vintovka98's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Why do you need to hide more than one bike for yourself? -
takin a shit in the standalone
fatherjohn replied to Eazy-Makaveli's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
all of your posts are just horrendous. I wish you would just fall into a puddle of Ebola virus and go away.- 84 replies
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