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fatherjohn
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Are you a Looter, or a Shooter?
fatherjohn replied to TylerMak's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
i'm neither. i'm just a scavenger. -
Are you The Cheater's Bitch?
fatherjohn replied to Jex =TE= (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
There's your first mistake. Rule #1: Don't get attached to your gear. You WILL lose it. -
My friend got Global bans from nowhere. : / can some one explain this
fatherjohn replied to Napostelija666's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Nooo........Yesssss! -
Earned a Global Ban, unban me please
fatherjohn replied to MrBlin's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Haha! We get beaned while you get banned. How's that taste? Guess if you learned your lesson, you can go buy a new Arma 2:CO and play fair this time. Otherwise........... YOU'RE BEAT! -
You "guess" you could be called a bandit for shooting on sight? No. You're a bandit, no doubt. And Paddy's post is awesome.
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Slightly amusing incident, m14 guy in the forest, US137
fatherjohn replied to Hetstaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I can't help but picture the M14 guy looking something like this -
sure. let me know where your stash is so i can drop free tents off there. I won't steal your stuff at all :)
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Someone please take this AS50
fatherjohn replied to Curiositi's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
i'll take it. and everyone will be safer, because i'm a horrible shot and will only attract zombies to me and away from everyone else, and nobody will be in any danger whatsover. -
what do you do with beans?
fatherjohn replied to Eazy-Makaveli's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
because the rich get richer *takes beans from yowobble* -
just recently found my first pair in a helicopter crash, and i've been playing since july
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An Actual DayZ - Revisited
fatherjohn replied to DemonGroover's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'm just curious. what's the benefit of playing in 3rd person instead of first person? is it that you have a wider view and can see farther to your sides? -
i agree, except that the night time darkness needs to be a bit brighter. it needs to be playable, otherwise, people will just play on other servers like they do now when they don't have night vision
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what do you do with beans?
fatherjohn replied to Eazy-Makaveli's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This...this right here sir....this saved this fail of a topic. Your choice is a work of art. I approve this message. -
New 'Medic Request' Subtopic?
fatherjohn replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
i think the main medic topics are enough to then start PM'ing afterwards, but what do i know -
so, did this ever happen?
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DOH! sorry. LMAO No offense meant.
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Unlimited Health hacker recorded
fatherjohn replied to shadowops0424's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
he's not a hacker! he just had really tough, bullet proof skin! -
scumbag hackers! How is this game fun if you hack and remove any sense of loss from dying? So lame. Nice job though. that chick was cracking me up because she kept insisting that your buddy killed her, and it turned out to be the douche hacker
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Lee Enfield or Double Barrel?
fatherjohn replied to [email protected]'s topic in New Player Discussion
agreed, but would grab the winchester simply because it's quieter -
LOL Zombies and bandits aren't dangerous. it's the vehicles that will get you killed
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I can just hear it now. like driving with my kids. "If you eject one more time, I'll turn this car around and we'll go right back to Cherno! There'll be no airfield for you"
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Right then and there, you should have realized that this turd burglar was not right in the head. should have left that derp in the roadway and "moved on, nothing to see here". Pity your vehicle blew up, but i'll admit, the steering mechanics leave a lot to be desired in this game.
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Looking for partner and need some1 with bloodbag
fatherjohn replied to Wex's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
i think i have bloodbags for both of you if, but i can't stay to play long -
Looking for partner and need some1 with bloodbag
fatherjohn replied to Wex's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
sent a pm. to both of you, actually. -
and it must be true, because you wrote it in white letters, you clever boy, you.
