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  1. fatherjohn

    Worst Pilot Ever

    for starters, it's easier to fly forward, so you can see the tree you're about to crash into instead of getting surprised by it. j/k seriously, though, fly forward, and you can spin or yaw your aircraft without turning, and more altitude would help. otherwise, practice on arma 2 would go a long way
  2. fatherjohn

    DayZ death messages

    even better would be to post who was the person who killed that player, such as "FullRetard was killed by Jaimbo"
  3. fatherjohn

    WTT Ammo for Ammo

    he's just looking to trade ammo. what's wrong with that?
  4. fatherjohn

    If you want a coyote backpack...

    yeah. they are one of the rarest items in the game. unlike all of those numerous mountain dews that keep spawning all over the place. :lol:
  5. fatherjohn

    Standalone - Can we help?

    well that's a given. in fact, if you don't like tacos, GTFO and never return.
  6. how the hell did it survive that jump? Was it a "flying" squirrel?
  7. fatherjohn

    Standalone - Can we help?

    This OP seems like a cool helpful person, but your response was good
  8. fatherjohn

    If you're looking for a FN FAL

    hmmm.... that's nice if that's your tent, but if it's not, that's poor form.
  9. fatherjohn

    Fainting neverending hourglas

    i kept having that problem awhile ago. if you want, pm me and i'll try using an epi pen on you and healing your broken leg.
  10. fatherjohn

    Would anyone mind giving me a blood transfusion?

    you can never go wrong by hugging a tree
  11. fatherjohn

    Would anyone mind giving me a blood transfusion?

    if he can't do it, let me know. i'm south of Stary, but wouldn't take too long to get there. And I promise not to shoot you in the face or anywhere else for that matter
  12. fatherjohn

    SVD NSPU. Hacked?

    i'd probably keep the other stuff, but i would ditch the gun. unless you just want to snipe some zeds for kicks for a bit
  13. just edited while you posted. hope you saw that first. oh well.
  14. Train? Hah! True keyboard warrior. It's a video game, you play it. Unless you are professional and make your living off of it as a career. Edit: That came off harsher than I meant it. Should have proof read it first. Wasn't trying to flame. I just found it the training reference funny.
  15. I'm somewhere between Stary and Vyshnoye if anyone needs assistance
  16. fatherjohn

    28 DayZ Later

    offline should be easier to manage, but as far as online, I don't think you could have individual differences client side, because it's dependent on the server, not each individual computer, as far as I know.
  17. fatherjohn

    Nice guys finish last.

    "Say hello to my little friend" is an appropriate line when you point said gun at their head. It shows you want to facilitate the making of friendships :D
  18. fatherjohn

    28 DayZ Later

    most computers are getting their asses kicked by having 100 zombies on the map at one time, but 20k? Fun idea, but very tough to implement.
  19. fatherjohn

    New 'Medic Request' Subtopic?

    Medics are not huge requests right now due to all the duping and whatnot. When the standalone comes out that addresses duping, you'll see a spike in requests for medics
  20. fatherjohn

    Nice guys finish last.

    been playing since july, haven't killed anyone yet. there are plenty of "shoot on sight" bandits, but there are some decent people. just be cautious. if you spot them first, follow them a bit from a distance and see what they are about. if not, talk to them. you will get killed sometimes this way, but you'll make some great random contacts that the bandits never get to enjoy.
  21. fatherjohn

    Nice guys finish last.

    well, for some reason, a lot of children play this game. but fear not. when the real life apocalypse comes, a-holes like that get mauled on like the first day.
  22. fatherjohn

    Changed start?

    that's the new deal, Roosevelt. you have to earn your survival.
  23. fatherjohn

    Meet "MARKUS"

    i don't get it.
  24. fatherjohn

    Can you...shoot down trees?

    did you ask the tree to move over?
  25. fatherjohn

    Are you a Looter, or a Shooter?

    slow down there, Maurice
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