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fatherjohn

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  1. Also known as: Achievement Unlocked: I've fallen and I can't get up
  2. i agree. op makes a few valid points, and some invalid points, but it's an alpha, and hopefully the developers are learning from it and will release an improved standalone, which will continue to get improved upon. And I liked his Quantum Leap reference.
  3. I was only kidding around. don't take offense to my post, as none was meant.
  4. Achievement unlocked: Say what now? Missed good joke entirely
  5. i think they might ban your IP address possibly, so it wouldn't matter how many different cd keys you tried. just what i've read, so i don't know for sure.
  6. Hurr durr I don't know how to read punctuation. That's how you kids sound when you don't pay attention in school and learn the proper rules of grammar. I asked it as a question, as a possibiltiy. I didn't state it as fact or hearsay. And I'm 34, so unless you're in your 80's, don't call me kid, because I'm probably older than you.
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    [Video] Dancing, dancing, dancing zombies

    I just want to know who "choreographed" that dance routine
  8. sorry for late response. glad you already got help. i would've helped you as well, but you're now good to go.
  9. or they don't care because their gear is all hacked?
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    Defend The Huey!

    so did you get the huey back in the air?
  11. fatherjohn

    Barbed Wire needs to go, or be fixed at least

    there's a purpose, but it doesn't work since zombies just run/walk right through it like it's not there.
  12. fatherjohn

    Need Medical Help

    THAT'S THE SPIRIT! I was only kidding around, as there is no reason to leave him behind, until his body drops dead, at least. Good to see you're a team player. i like to play medic, but haven't seen anitibiotics in a long time
  13. fatherjohn

    Need Medical Help

    That's what i do to beat a cold IRL :lol: Leave him behind. he's a deadman :(
  14. fatherjohn

    Zombie Billions | DayZ machinima

    cool video
  15. fatherjohn

    Devil Dog's Armory

    i have an ultra rare Lee Enfield. what'll you trade for it? :huh:
  16. fatherjohn

    Hero Skin

    cool. crazy that you found a friendly at the airfield.
  17. fatherjohn

    North and West Shores

    I'm curious, what does it matter? Only thing i can think of is that you could drive a boat around the entire island that way?
  18. fatherjohn

    Sorry Clayton

    sorry i killed you. i didn't mean it. oh, and i ganked some mags from you too in addition to killing you. sorry about that too.
  19. fatherjohn

    Acceptable AltF4 Moments

    funny you mentioned bambi hunting, because i just got killed before i was even able to get one piece of gear. The thing is, it's not a big deal, because 1) it shows what a wimp the other player is for resorting to killing someone who is clearly unarmed 2) lost nothing by getting killed. I restart with the exact same gear i had
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    Funny Hackers

    Did they feel bad about killing the sheep, thereby giving the sheep a crate with all items and a bus, which dropped down and killed a rabbit? :huh:
  21. fatherjohn

    Funny Hackers

    LOL @ kids. No. It's just that this game if filled with cheaters, but for the integrity and spirit, it's best not to lower yourself and cheat. that's all. not crucifying anyone over it. you kids read into things too much.
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    Funny Hackers

    oh, is that all you took from the cheater box? so basically, you entertained hackers and let them feel like they were better than you. I'd rather be shot (in game).
  23. fatherjohn

    Character stuck, can't move! HELP

    did you try hitting the key to climb over obstacles (default is V, i think)
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    DayZ death messages

    The only problem is when you do, it never informs you how the died all the time Sometimes it says unknown causes, sometimes it says something like, "X was killed by" and doesn't tell you who killed the body. In any case, if you don't want to see death messages, you should be able to turn off the death messages, so everyone could be happy
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