-AL-Eclipse

WTF. i lost connection and rejoined. 5 min timeout. *bashes head int owall* WHY ROCKET. WHY q.q

so first off i got ddosed after playering arma, no biggie, might have been something else. BUT i got it all fixed and im getting pings of... 70ms ( after i reset my modem) and then gradually it raises to 2k+ms pings in about 10 min. heres my speedtest results http://www.speedtest.net/result/2026974944.png and yeah. i keep getting booted from server because my ping is insane. any help here? if you need more information like a dxdiag or something im more than happy to provide it.

i got a nice little team :) my skype is : Tachyonxl

so me and my pack of trusty bandits joined over teamspeak in a epic adventure last night. we racked up 100(est) player kills. BUT ( thats after camping in cherno for 13 hours) back to the point, the most amazing kill was some abusive server admin names "robbie" on seattle 67. dude decided to hack himself a c17 red dot sight rifle , distance finder, nvg's, and tons of other stuff and then teleport around ( we watched him) as he took our bait ( the admin was the most untactical thinker ive ever seen. truly, if dayz goes irl he'll be gone in 10 min -_-) anyways he takes our bait of our sniper up ontop of that really high tower in cherno while were all lined up on the firehouse. he gets a shot off and renders our bait unconscious but still at 7k blood and not bleeding . so he starts to climb up the tower... and we wait. when he was inbetween floor 3 and the top we opened fire. 4 guys with enfields, all of us pretty darn good shots up to 300 meters with the enfield. to say the least the guy gotlit up like a christmas tree. we ran over looted his stuff ( we earned it by his stupidity -_- and got off the server because we wanted to take a break and we were laughing too hard to really breathe. the admin... was furious. but we never broke any rules. AND this isnt counting the relentless global chat abuse he was sending our way. sad thing is he knew we were all in cherno and he walked right into our trap. so nvg's and alot of other insane goodies are now ours :) but seriously whats with these admins with unlimited barret "anti material rifles" just spawn camping players. its seriously stupid. like i understand they suck at dayz and this have to abuse their power to do anyhting but comeon. anyways, it was a hillarious little adventure that rewarded us with epic loot. ^_^ ill try to record our adventures so i can link a video next time XD

yeah no guarantees about my group ( if your a idiot the crazy australian sniper usually ends the issue) but if you wanna roll with us we have some pretty epic adventures. last night we snuffed a server admin XD seattle 67 admin=robbie. guys a total dick but hey, we took him out fair and square :3 but yeah ^_^ my skype is tachyonxl if you wanna roll with us. i play just about every night and we have a habbit of locking down cherno and keeping the whole city to ourselves. oh the joy of having mlg pro snipers on your side XD

im not sure if this is IN the game seeing as ive only been playing for 3 days. a big group of lockdown snipers picked me up ( really cool group of 3 aussies and a guy living not so far from me XD) . what they do is get in all the high places of cherno in groups of 2 ( bell tower ,etc) and i help collect guns and LOTS of ammo and if any survivors come into the city... well. *ehem* only difference being that we dont have to lead them to the firehouse tower XD all of them are crack shots and im getting there :3 but anyways we ran into a nasty hacker last night ( after all 6 of us has sniper rifles and gillie suits and tons of other stuff ) (we picked up one of my new friends) and we were sneaking in the woods outside of cherno. we spotted a guy on top of our regular main tower (est800meters) and he had a AK... we were ALL sniped in the head 1 shot each by HIM. ( we could hear hus gun retort so we knew it was him.) 1 shot each 1 bullet in the head. all 6 of us were down in about 5 seconds. we call hax -_- but i believe there should be like helmets and bullet proof vests in different levels like minor ( takes like 9mm ez) up to dragon skin ( can take a 50 cal shot ( only once though)) not sure if theres vests though o.O or some form of armor to survive more shots and damage

im very irritated at the weapon despawn when trying to transfer weapons to another player. and i dont break my legs much unless im doing something incredibly stupid that nobody could ever do in irl. (I.E) balls out running down a stupidly steep hill) thats insane concussion on the ankle and knee joints. and the down force + foreward momentum. it only takes est 1200lbs to break a leg bone and foreward momentum and the rest is more than neough to do the job. so realism = achieved. in my eyes at least. :D ive died quite oftin last night (3rd day playing) when my whole squad has gillie suits and sniper rifles ( we usually lockdown cherno on big servers :3) but we were walking into cherno. there was a guy.... with a AK... on the belltower in cherno. he headshoted each of us in sucession. took about 6 seconds. last guy lasted 10 more seconds and spotted him and what he was shooting with before another precise headshot. we call hax becase we were over 600 meters away but hey, i usually give the benefit of the doubt and maby he was hella mlg pro. probally hax thou. but i loled. spammed repsawn till i was at the airfield. logged off went to a empty (2-4man server) scavenged the airfield for some sweet guns and then popped into a different server with pretty much all my old stuff. so... i enjoy dying. it gives me a challenge :)

SO.... i played singplayer a wee bit for the past few days to try to get my bearings before i jumped into a big dayz server. generally i played 13 hours ( you will find out soon ) for the first few hours i didnt die much at all. although because you start out with no weapons whatsoever running from cherno to electro and then randomly getting sniped in electro was not a rare occurance. but hey i wish i could at least use my firsts. i mean comeone. me and 5 new guys were running away from 2 zombies agroed on us because we had no weapons. this lasted for an hour -_-, ANYWAYS after playing for another hour i was livin good. millitary training taking place it was pretty easy for me. then i mistakenly lit a flare at dawn when i thought it was my gun (switching from crowbar) but i didnt have the controls down very well. SO some asshat came out of nowere with a sniper rifle and we basically played benny hill for a little before i gave up and let him kill me. -_- most annoying. then on my 3rd life lo and behind. i see their wierd dude that never spoke ( i ran into about 15 players in my first 2 hours.... none of them ever said a word) -_- but.. i followed this suiccidal player as it seemed he was attempting to agro as many zombies as he could and then proceeded to drag them into electro. welll along the way he broke his leg and the zombies walked away. well this nice player rolls up and keeps repeating dont shoot im just passing buy. so he stops and helps us :D and finally! i can talk to someone. he was heading to cherno because he had 4 sniper friends there that had the entire city on lockdown. nobody came into the city without permission. and let me tell ya, travelling with someone else is SO much easier. the crazy agro dude killed himself after we fixed him up SO, the groups plan to have me and the crazy guy come to cherno, lock us in a room and force us to fight to the death for their amusement "one of the really good snipers is amusingly sadistic" but the decided against it but now its my job to spot hostiles in the city , gather supplies , and pretty much whatever else i want to do. the city is ours :D so i played with those guys for 10 hours. and im tellin ya, this game is so realistic is not even funny. i totally lost track of the real world because i was so tripped out because we ended up have some creeper milling about behind the firehouse (half scared she shit outta me because i guess a einfield 1 hits. o.O) but other than the rare occurance someone slips pat our defenses. i am having endless fun. and new players. if you ever get the chance to tag with a group and they got skype like mine did or teamspeak or something. DO IT. my group was really nice and gave me anything i wanted really ( they already got dmr's and god knows what else)so i had access to a whole stash of weapons and dunno why but the sadistic sniper likes to play the banjo and kazzoie theme song over the game voice channel while hes waiting for targets. have you ever tried raiding a city with that song playing in the background? or having the snipers play marco polo because their so spread out? if not, try to focus because if your like me your going to be rolling on the floor laughing :D general opinion of this game? im going to play this for a loooong time. ive wanted a game like this since i was a kid so BOOYAH. great job rocket :D if anyone wants to play my skype is :tachyonxl

<3 i have really bad adhd ( helps me as a graphics designer so i work with it :D) so i get sidetracked... alot. so i hope this was organized o.o