steven (DayZ)

Server got blacklisted?

What is the clan doing for Man Love Thursday?

Probably too busy fuckin' bitches.

A fucking 225 sq km police call... Chesty would cry with pride. If Chesty had been born with tear ducts, of course. Can I walk in the back yelling "STAY ONLINE" over direct comm no matter how in line everyone is?

I wish we could hack in the 1sgt from COP Oulette in Helmand last summer so he could stand by the tents and life people out for not carrying their weapon at right shoulder arms, left shoulder arms, or port arms when they didn't have their one point sling on.

Yes, along with a clean, pressed, and starched uniform of every type, ready for inspection at all times. YES THIS INCLUDES PT GEAR.

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pfff, only six? What level of MCMAP belt is required before I'm authorized to carry a hatchet? And do I need to have shirt stays on the MCMAP belt as well? I was going to say that using exploits to create tent cities tarnishes the reputation of our glorious Corps, but then I realized how perfectly covered and aligned the tents were. Well done gents.

A horseshoe? A fucking horseshoe!? Is this the Chair Force? No, you can't have a horseshoe... Only tear drops are acceptable providing that the hair covered area is no larger than a fist. Now that the boot questions are out of the way, how many shirt stays, minimum, are members required to wear while playing? I'm leaning towards eight, but I think ten would go much further in maintaining the dignity of the Corps.

Truth time, your thread sucks.

I have a bike I saved a few days ago. How long do I have to interact with it again before it disappears?

Just bought another copy of ArmAII CO so that I can play Dayz without having to wait on my brother to get off work, using a seperate character. Installed both on my second Steam account and now when I try to join servers I get stuck at the "Wait for host" screen. Also upon starting OA I get an error message that says "failed to load file c:\program files...\arma2 operation arrowhead\BAF\addons\air_d_baf.pbo"- decryption of headers failed." There's also an error mesage on the title screen saying something about missing a .pbo for PMC scope or something. I installed the OA beta as well, but don't have the DLC on this steam account. Anyone have any idea to fix it? Also, when I try to launch it through OA, it just says "connecting failed" instead of taking me to the wait for host screen.

Also, once I reinstalled the DLC on the 1st Steam account, it seemed to work again. I suppose the issue is that when I try to join on my 2nd account (the one I'm trying to use for a new character) it is looking for the PMC and BAF DLC that is on the first account?

Tried reinstalling and no solution as of yet. Just to clarify, I've now got two copies of CO on two Steam accounts on the same computer. On either account (including the one that worked fine before 1.7.2), when I attempt to join a server I get stuck at the "Wait for host" screen. When I attempt to join from within ArmA, I get a message that says "Connecting Failed". I really hope there's a way to fix this.

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Also, OA itself ran fine. It was just when I was trying to join a Dayz server that issues came up. And I haven't had any issues at all on my other account.

Thanks, I'm in the process of reinstalling OA right now. Any idea what causes this?

Thing is, I don't have the PMC or BAF DLC on this Steam account, but they are on the computer because I have them on the other Steam account. Dayz doesn't require them, does it?

So you dc'd. YOU MUST BE SO FUCKING GOOD AT THIS GAME PLEASE TEACH ME MORE.

"I've got a player with nothing on him, I'm just gonna shoot him now". This is why you're fat. Douche.

Can the guy with the officer insignia for an avatar tell us to move them to different places, all the way across the map, as soon as we finish?

:) Whew. Thank God. And Fuck Fuck games? How the hell are we going to do an E-tool qual on DayZ. And don't you fucking say we will do it with hatchets. That's not the fucking same and you know that. You fucking know that shit.

WILL THERE BE KNIFE HANDS???

Hey, another one.

Well, bye.