Shitowl

Tell us what you want, and what you have that might be of interest to us and we can set up a deal! We have a rather large variety of firearms, filling up all the time so ask us if there's anything else you want.

i once took a gun out of someones backpack and killed him.

Someone done goofed? Need someone get got? Annoying cuntfuck sniping you again and again? Unless it is us, we are glad to help. We, the Super Intelligent Hi-Def Military Hit Squad (some of you might know us as the infamous Cherno Police), offer you a super fast, guarantee free and bullet proof termination of unwanted players in general. Mostly we do not charge anything at all, but if we do not like you, you might get charged for various items of our liking. All you need to do is to hit me up with a PM (Private Message) and give us some details of who we are killing. Where we are killing them. And if you want it done in a special way (we'll most likely skip this last bit, but still, it's fun). ACTUALLY, EITHER PM OR POST IN THIS TOPIC, WHATEVER. We don't really a specific reason to why you want the player in question dead, we are just really bored of waiting around to kill a random dude here and there. By the way, we do not only kill people, we also enjoy helping people, sometimes. List of available services; Need a medic? We can offer you professional medicinal assistance. Need a transport? We can offer you a save passage between where you are to where you wanna go (sometimes by car, sometimes by foot, depends). Need someone killed? We kill people. Need someone an un co-operating player taken to you? We will try to take him/her to you alive. Want revenge? We arrest someone for you and hold him/her down for you to just come down and do whatever you want with it. WE WILL SOMETIMES CHARGE YOU, DEPENDS OF THE MISSION IN QUESTION WAS FUN OR NOT.

maan you so smaart, you such a smaart maan.

i do feel as if you are all big cunts.

Someone done goofed? Need someone get got? Annoying cuntfuck sniping you again and again? Unless it is us, we are glad to help. We, the Super Intelligent Hi-Def Military Hit Squad (some of you might know us as the infamous Cherno Police), offer you a super fast, guarantee free and bullet proof termination of unwanted players in general. Mostly we do not charge anything at all, but if we do not like you, you might get charged for various items of our liking. All you need to do is to hit me up with a PM (Private Message) and give us some details of who we are killing. Where we are killing them. And if you want it done in a special way (we'll most likely skip this last bit, but still, it's fun). ACTUALLY, EITHER PM OR POST IN THIS TOPIC, WHATEVER. We don't really a specific reason to why you want the player in question dead, we are just really bored of waiting around to kill a random dude here and there. By the way, we do not only kill people, we also enjoy helping people, sometimes. List of available services; Need a medic? We can offer you professional medicinal assistance. Need a transport? We can offer you a save passage between where you are to where you wanna go (sometimes by car, sometimes by foot, depends). Need someone killed? We kill people. Need someone an un co-operating player taken to you? We will try to take him/her to you alive. Want revenge? We arrest someone for you and hold him/her down for you to just come down and do whatever you want with it. WE WILL SOMETIMES CHARGE YOU, DEPENDS OF THE MISSION IN QUESTION WAS FUN OR NOT.

fuck if i know, we're fucking bored

dont get attached to your gear, boy

So, recently my character's inventory wont save. I've picked up several guns, backpacks and all kinds of general loot. Everything wipes out whenever I log out and back in on any server. I started having this problem yesterday. My friend yoshimanitsu is also experiencing this bullshit, so it isn't just me, that I'm sure of. Is anyone else experiencing this, and if you do, have you found a solution?

So yeah, I just re-installed the whole game from scratch. Works perfect now.

I was using the previous beta patch when I posted this although I just upgraded and the problem still stands.

I'm using Steam to start the game at the moment. My position saves and everything works just fine besides the inventory. I only play on servers connected to the hive and shit, so yeah.

Alright, so. Whenever I try to start the game through Steam I get these strange errors, such as; ''Addon 'CAMisc_fix_Str' requires addon 'CAStructuresHouse_A_Office01' '' and a few different bin/entry errors or whatever. I just click okay and move on. I can still load into the servers without crashing or anything and shit. But, here's the problem, I get SERIOUS fucking FPS lag when I get onto the server. This does not happen when I use the Six Launcher. I can also join other types of Operation Arrowhead servers without lag. So, yeah. basically my problems are these errors and the FPS lag on DayZ servers using Steam. Thanks in advance!

Oh wow, I managed to fix it actually. I basically moved all the files from the Addon folder inside the Arma 2 Free folder to the Common folder in both @DayZ and the normal Common folder inside the Operation Arrowhead directory. Only '' problem '' now is that the menus are all fucked up. I think I'm getting the Arma 2 menus and the OA menus mixed in some way. Not a big deal for me, but yeah. So this might be a solution if you want to deal with this shit; http://steamcommunity.com/id/yoshimanitsu/screenshots/ it's the pictures from 2012-07-30

-beta=Expansion\beta;Expansion\beta\Expansion -mod=@dayz Those are the startup parameters I've set up. Any idea of how to get to the parameters that Six Launcher uses?

Basically when someone is watching over you whilst keeping you safe, with a sniper rifle. Pretty much. A guarding angel or something like that.

'' Hey, I've posted 62 posts on this here forum, I demand you to give me an explanation regarding your actions! '' Seriously, why are you dudes even posting here? This thread pretty much consists of whiny, backseat admin retards (excluding those who are actually involved in the situation).

There are like five swedish servers, they're like always full aswell. So yeah, a bunch of swedish players. Also, yeah, tents spawn in supermarkets, but they're almost always taken.

It was in the middle of the day. The fresh scent of salty ocean held the rotten stench of rotten, walking bodies away. I had just left the forest I had slept in during the previous night. It hadn't been very comfy, but it was alright I guess. Anyhow, I was heading down towards the big city, I was fresh out of supplies and I had to get my stomach filled with at least some fucking beans. As I was running down, I notice something move to my right. My first instinct was to dodge a lost dead-man-walking. So I turned my head around to face the zombie, it wasn't a zombie. It was a lady. with a blond pony-tail. You'd think I was happy to finally find a braud, and I would've been if she wasn't aiming a fucking rifle to my head. I slowly raised my hands, eyeballing her as I did. She flinched, pulled the trigger. As her finger moved I quickly twisted my head to the side and tried to fall to the ground. She thought she had killed me, so she bugged off quicker than the speed of light. I mean, I don't blame her, I htought I was dead aswell. Let me continue, I wasn't dead. She had merely shot a piece of my left ear off. I realized I had to keep moving, 'cause there were a bunch of bobbing heads moving towards me, and I could tell these ones were actual zombies 'cause the fresh, salty scent from the ocean had dissapeared. I got to my feet, I fucking ran. I ran 'til my feet hurt, and my thighs were burning. I reached the yellow crane in the outskirts of the city called Elektro, I think, fuck if I know. Anyhow, as I entered the construction site, I thought I was going to be greeted with a zombie growl, but instead I heard sobbing. Have you ever heard a zombie sob? No, me neither. I started moving upwards in the building, dodging barbed wire meanwhile. As I reached the top floor, I notice two men. Three legs. One of the men was laid down on the concrete roof. I only had to take a quick glance on him and the blood to know that he was basically dead already. Not knowing the other dude there on the roof, I approached him silently. I don't know why I did it, but I tapped his shoulder and told him we had to get out of there. The man's name was Dusty. What a suiting name. We took the dead man's supplies, exactly what I needed, beans and coke. The paradise breakfast served on a plate. We bugged off from the construction site. We headed towards the docks where we thought we could find something of use. Although, when we arrived we only found more zombies. A crack. A bullet hit the ground. The ricochet hit my new buddy Dusty in the leg, he fell the ground in pain. I went cold, an unpleasant feeling kept coming from my spine. I decided to take cover somewhere, so I ran towards the nearest building. I heard another shot, then a scream. Then two more shots. But, the thing was, the two later shots wasn't of the same caliber, I could tell. After a minute or two, I crawled out of my little shed and headed towards Dusty. When I got there, he wasn't alone. There were two new dudes there aswell. One of which's brain had exploded. I grunted, approaching Dusty and the new guy. Dusty told me the new guy had shot our attacker with two shots, the ones I had heard after the second initial shot. I nodded, greeting the new guy. His name was something, can't remember, I called him Nossy. This new guy had got ahold o some medicinal supplies. I was hoping for weed, but he only had some morphine and blood bags. I was dissapointed, kind of. We looted the dead guy, he took his AKM with no ammo and Dusty got his revolver. Luckily Nossy had some spare revolver ammo. We decided we'd head over to the hospital to get more supplies. Nossy '' The Doctor '' was running out of shit. So, we started moving. Took us atleast ten minutes of dodging zombies before shit went south again. We were lined up against a wall when we started hearing cracks again, these ones were stronger. The were coming quite rapidly, I ran for the alley near by. Nossy was ahead of me. I noticed that Dusty fell, he didn't make it. Too bad, I wanted that revolver. Me and Nossy ran for our lives, the shooting stopped after a while, we ran all the way to the international hotel. We laid down on the floor, catched our breath beneath the windows. We waited for five minutes, then we left. The hospital was near now. We basically crawled rest of the way, keeping out of open areas. When we finally reached the hospital it was empty. I packed my whole bag with blood bags and morphine injectors. Finally. According to Nossy, there were more crates on the roof. I didn't really need more of that shit, but what the heck, I went for it. I shouldn't have. It wasn't my day, fuck. As I got up, it didn't take more than ten seconds before I felt a horrible sting in my right hip. I fell to the ground. Another sting, along with a crack. This time I fell unconcious. Everything went black and I don't remember anything else. Running out of inc, this pen was worthless. Anyhow, I'll just fill you in on my latest adventures. I woke up a in a barn a few days ago. I had a Winchester shotgun next to me. And a strange lookin' guy was looking down on me. He was also holding one of these shotguns in his hands. The man's name was Martin. Apperantly he had saved me from that roof. Carried me all the way to this house in the outskirts of this fucking town. Kudos to him. He fixed me up whilst I was in some sort of coma. He used all of the supplies I had brought with me though. I guess we're heading back to Elektro.

-EDIT- Actually, nevermind this.

Haha, shit. I sent you a PM, then I read that thing about the fact that you reject people with foolish usernames here on the forums. I guess I'm shit out of luck then ;) Nevertheless, your idea is awesome and I hope you keep it going!

Yeah, I've been suffering from this freeze thing since I first started DayZ (this morning). I have two monitors and decided to show the Six Updater on the second one while I played on the main. Turns out that the game freezes each time the Six Updater refreshes/reloads all the servers. So yeah, should probably turn it off once in game.