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  1. The source is my ass, as where I pulled these stats and confirmation from.
  2. I've got 451 confirmed murders and 43 confirmed bandit kills
  3. All those people found your post very important and interesting.
  4. You get geared up fast by killing other players at sniper hills around Electro and Cherno. First, get any gun you can. Even hatchet may do the work if you're lucky enough. Then outflank the sniper hill and kill the camper. 99.9% of the time he has ass50, NVG, Coyote, Rangefinder and everything in between. There's no point at all to go North. There's no life outside Cherno, Electro or Balota. If you spawn far away from these cities - just kill yourself. Kamenka has a nice suicide bridge. In all other spawn points all you need to do is to get eaten by the zombies.
  5. I won't be surprised if the girl on the left has penis.
  6. If I press W and Up Arrow, how can I use the mouse then? With my penis?
  7. Oh my dear OP. My friend's wife dumped him right now after reading this, saying that she wants to be with a real man like you who got steel balls.
  8. it comes from html coding. in html if you wanted to make something bold, you would surround it with this: <bold>your words</bold>. the "/bold" means that you are done bolding words.
  9. Call me a "bro" after your first deployment, kid.
  10. Now that explains the fact that many times people go full auto on me on almost point blank and still manage to miss.
  11. Actually, auto updates is the worst thing that can happen to you. So it's a great disadvantage and one of the main reasons why you should not install that crapware.
  12. What are you talking about? Global chat is enabled in the lobby.
  13. Double clicking the .exe is so hard for todays generation? Your friend should be restricted from using PC.
  14. Why install crapware like steam on your PC? Buy a digital copy straight from arma2.com and be set.
  15. Your humanity carries over all the time. So the OP killed 3 people just on the latest life.
  16. I hope none of you got clipped inside the tree and got his legs broken?
  17. Now you didn't kill me but i've found AKM at that firestation, outflanked you and shot you in the back. I thank you for the high tier gear that I picked up from your still warm body.
  18. I can get this for you in 30 minutes.
  19. I would make them christian and make them go to the church each Sunday before the breakfast.
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