I was actually told via voice chat by a mod that anyone might be banned for any reason, and for no reason. I begged to differ. The banning mod also stated that as a point, he would exercise that unilateral right just to prove his point. I suppose the matter should be settled here. Just check out that ban message. Very classy for the devs and mods of DayZ to be associated with such partners.

FYI; at least one of these folk will try to gain your trust only to betray you.

in the pipe, five by five.

Come to US 14. North of Zeleno. Unless, of course, you'd rather hide under the Queen's skirt.

Why are you writing love letters on the DayZ forums?

Nothing fancy. See title. Evaluate the following for discussion: Lee Enfield is one of the best guns for banditry in the game. It is however, one of the worst pve guns. This makes it balanced. Videos related:

So rate the gun from your personal use of it.

Just think of what he's doing in that bus... with your corpse...

Rinse and repeat. Thanks for making it short.

You must be new here.

0/10

No, you certainly don't have time to argue... But you do have time to spout off nonsensical, inapplicable, memes and format your text to look oh-so-cool. Perhaps if you quit doing one of the two you'd actually have the time come up with a coherent thought. Also, what sort of bandit is so easily impressed by shit bandits do on a daily basis? I do agree with you though, I am the best sort. Some how; this reminded of you:

Spouting off memes doesn't excuse a stupid format or foolishness. I also like how you don't defend any of your previous points or take issue with mine. I do understand the point of the board and require no redirection. It's just that I am not easily impressed, as some are. I will offer you some direction, though; if you'd like to be part of a community where everyone agrees, and common place things are seen as fantastical, please see the following: mlpforums.com/ I'm sure they would love your formatting there.

Why are you posting that way? It's exceedingly dumb. It is actually my place to judge something I've read and evaluate it's worthiness and quality. It's called having an opinion. And forums, believe it or not, are a medium from which I can express my opinion. If you fail to understand this; perhaps you should take your own advice and leave. This would be a boring place if will all just agreed, after all. If you enjoyed that story -I don't care; but to say it was "good" is fundamentally incorrect. What are it's merits? A dude shot at people in a vehicle from a hill. How mundane is that in DayZ?

TL;DR: Banditry general.

It not that we belong in survivor HQ, but simply this: Most of these post are not worthy of mention.

We don't care. But, at least it's short.

I don't even have beans.

FAFAFAFAFAFAFAFA @ 8 kills since Sunday night.

Co, kurwa?

TL;DR. If it had hot zombie on zombie action, I might have considered reading it.

Why don't you do some work at work? Rather then steal time? Does your boss know you going to make maps for video games on the company's dime?

real. fucking. neato.

… Just killed a man, put a makarov against his head, clicked LMB now he’s dead. Mama, dayz has just begun but I’ve gone and got a murder anyway.... ...Mama, oooh, didn’t mean to make him die If I’m not back again this time tomorrow Scavenge on, scavenge on... as if bandits don’t really matter... Too late, my consumable are done Eat canned sardines in brine, bones need morphine all the time Goodbye, everybody, I’ve gotta ALT+f4 Gotta leave you all behind and face a local ban Mama, oooh, I don’t wonna die Sometimes I wish I’d never spawned at all. I see the little sihouetto of a bandit Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will survivors do the surrender? .50 cal shots like lightings, very, very, exciting (Romero) Romero, (Romero) Romero, Romero Figaro Cannibalissimo . I’m just a poor bandit, murdering those who love me Easy come, as murders go. Will you let him go? Bismillah! No, we will not let your beans go (Let me go) Bismillah, we will not let your beans go (let me go) Bismillah, we will not let fresh spawns go NO NO NO NO NO NO NO (oh mama mia, mama mia) he’s unarmed, let him go! Rocket has put a zed aside for me, oh wee, oh wee So you can spawn kill me on the fly? So you think you can trust me and not die? Oh, bandits, you can’t do this to me bandits Just gotta get out, just gotta get my beans outa here Nothing really matter, survivors can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to meee Anyway the zed's go.....

You are finally waking up to reality.