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Sister Fister

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Everything posted by Sister Fister

  1. Sister Fister

    Bandit looking for work

    I will kill you as soon as I see you. Let's team up.
  2. Sister Fister

    Bandit of the Year

    You, sir, have my beams.
  3. Sister Fister

    First bandit kill.

    I am glad you posted this topic. It's really going to change the community.
  4. Sister Fister

    First bandit kill.

    Real fucking neato.
  5. Sister Fister

    Murders: 7 ... Bandits killed: 0

    From my understanding: You only get credit for bandit kills when your targets have committed at least one murder themselves.
  6. Sister Fister

    Mama ...

    The world might never know.
  7. Sister Fister

    Mama ...

    Indeed. Any other requests?
  8. Sister Fister

    R.I.P. coolstorybro

    Tell it again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4VbOHvaPRc
  9. Sister Fister

    Props to the sniper around electro on us #00

    No problem, I'm always glad to help out. I'm glad you are as satisfied from our interaction as I am.
  10. Sister Fister

    DayZ Beginner Stories

    No, and idk.
  11. Sister Fister

    Am I an ass hole?

    Indeed. Eventually those noobs who you are taking advantage of will learn... and draw quicker then you can.
  12. Sister Fister

    The Belfast Boys Strike again

    I have heard of The Dublin Boys, aka The Dubliners, from this forum. Which is why I brought D vs B up. Also, their exploits are noteworthy. Also: It's not negative, its just odd that you would write "struck again"; as though your "first strike" had afforded you even the most remote amount of infamy. I can't be bothered by a second strike if i don't know what the first one was.
  13. 14? Camping Balota airfield. It counts.
  14. Sister Fister

    DayZ Beginner Stories

    TL;DR I was/am noob, and found 1911. Made it to Komarovo, found nothing. Saw dead players and pooped a bit, but looted them the same. When into Kamarovo proper, loaded ammo and got a headshot on a Z. Got some food and 2 mags. Went to Balota and listened to shots fired. Approached airfield and saw two targets, one driving. Wussed my way into a hanger get an M16a2 with 2 mags. Went to ATC, and shot a guy and took his shit. Proceeded to GTFO. TL;DR² I was being a noob at the airfield and got lucky enough to kill someone. ALSO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4VbOHvaPRc
  15. Sister Fister

    The Belfast Boys Strike again

    I still have no idea who you are, and I've never herd of you -despite your groups name being in the title. Besides, Dublin is better anyhow.
  16. Sister Fister

    Am I an ass hole?

    Yes you are an asshole. I didn't even read your post.
  17. Sister Fister

    New to DayZ

    You've come to the right place... A place filled with bandits.
  18. Sister Fister

    Luckiest kills you've ever gotten?

    Was sniping noobs from clocktower in cherno. Spotted survivor on roof of either the office building of the hospital Took first shot with Lee En Field. Missed. Target moved behind a tree, obscuring vision Took second shot into an estimated area in treeline. Murder confirmed.
  19. Sister Fister

    The Belfast Boys Strike again

    Struck again? Who are you again?
  20. Sister Fister

    So where is "safe"?

    It's safe in my warm and inviting arms.
  21. Sister Fister

    Shoot On Sight Recruiting

    Are you saying that once we join we get shot on sight? ....ppppfffffttttttt hahahhahahahhahaha.
  22. Sister Fister

    First Murder - Sorry if this was You....

    Why did you shoot me? I was friendly after all.
  23. Sister Fister

    People who call themselves bandits.

    I like how you arbitrarily created a self serving definition, and preach it as authoritative --simply by the virtue that you claim it to be so. I am a real frito bandito. I take life for it's own sake.
  24. Assists ftw. Currently at 12.. again ; ;
  25. Sister Fister

    MY Story: Most Epic Banditry Ever.

    TL;DR We bandit now.
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