datguy (DayZ)

just an fyi, bitches. I don't have a problem with playing an alpha. I have a problem with assmonkey commanders who tell people with legitimate grievances to go fuck themselves. Go fuck YOUR self. Haven't been killed by another player in three updates. Always get teleported in the air or nuked by some syphilitic script kid. Haven't been killed by a zombie since 1.6.2 I owned arma II before this mod came out. Oh and the only artifacting I ever see is just outside berezino at the bridge on the main road south. So now you've got facts, go fuck yourself some more... ...you sperm burping toss rag. If you want to talk shit about some kind of dickhead "herpderp ur about to play an alpha" EULA, set it up before people actually outlay the cash for the base game. like that's a big fucking ask. It was your idea to have a checkbox, you smug twat. you want it? do it right or pull your fucking head in.

Or better yet, have that "this is alpha, expect it to suck balls, still want to give me money?" checkbox BEFORE you spend $30 to download the game required to run the "free" mod. You know, the game that's sold an extra million copies thanks to the many, many wonderful interviews about this mod, none of which mention how putridly unstable it is, or perhaps informs potential buyers how many script kiddy fuckwits there are pissing all over the half assed anti scripting measures compared to how many people there are actually trying to play the fucking thing. That way, we could tick "fuck you, you sheep rapist, let us know when you have a stable, secure release." and not waste our hard earned coin on a hyped up piece of shit mod that's playable on 3 out of 5 machines and looks like Dr Polygons Adventures in Bleeding Eyeballs Land on the other 2. And stop kissing ass. It's pathetic.

*FIXED: Players could actually log on to servers. Now they can't. Your tears are delicious, yum yum.

Went to spawn in after updating, found instead of being on a full server near my tent and vehicle north of pobeda, I'm on a full server at Balota, on the beach, all my gear intact. I figured it would be safer to do the long march back to "home" on a quieter server and I logged out to find one. Well ever since then, I can't get past the loading screen. I've uninstalled and reinstalled the day z mod. I've run it from my dayz beta cmd shortcut on my desktop. I've run it from steam. I've run it from the folder, launching the day z beta command file. I've tried six updater to verify the install and join specific server I had 15 mates on teamspeak playing on. Nothing. I even left it sitting on the loading screen and went to do the week's grocery shopping. Came back an hour and 45 minutes later, still loading. I have had no problems with the mod earlier I couldn't resolve, prior to 1.7.2.5/95883. and now nothing works. awesome loadscreen, five stars. would watch endlessly again. fucking NOT.

5:29 GMT +10 US 1803 teleport hack. got "cannot open object" error while landing chopper before people started dying. Happened to be landing a chopper to pick up a mate in hills in the middle of nowhere. chopper was hit by heavy calibre rifle fire, chopper was taken out, people continued to die. was thene teleported to the NWA, a bunch of buses fell on my head and I got shot again, by a guy with a BFG. Probably the one that got the chopper. cheat still online running scripts video coming.

adding videosee 16:24 (or watch it all. whatevs)

Oh man. I just logged onto a night server. By myself. I spawned near Balota, and went immediately to the military compound with the 4 deerstands. Nothing scary happened, dodged some zombies, crawled a bit, got a PDW and 3 mags in the second deerstand. Made my way across the un-haunted airfield to the not very creepy tower. Found an M4A1 and 3 mags (3 mags twice? woot.) There was an AKM that may or may not have been cursed but I already had the M4 so what the billio, right? Snuck out the back fence, a zombie heard me and agroed but I lost him almost instantly in the pine trees at the treeline north of the fence. Turned so the clouds were coming straight over my head, (that's how you find west.) Looked abouyt 45 degrees to my right, spotted a tree, turned to face the tree and started running through the woods. Did I mention it was dark and I was by myself? Ran to zelenogorsk by heading north west until I clipped the powerlines, then followed them into town. There were zombies between me and the supermarket of not doom, so I snuck in quietly, so as to conserve ammo and not alert any nearby survivors with needless weapons fire. Made it to the supermarket without being possesed even once, found an alice pack just inside the door, then a map, a compass, a knife and a few tins of food and drink, even a canteen. No matches or axe though. Went to check the buildings nearby, found an axe, went back to the supermarket and found matches and a tent. Headed up to green mountain. There was plenty of moonlight so I could see well enough, got to the tower and found an ATV there which needed some tires and an engine. I heard a noise behind me and turned to see something dark, outlined by a bright light behind it. What new horror was this? Then, the thing spoke "Turn the computer off, your dinner's ready hon." I alt F4ed.

Wednesday.

I got hacked, but it's ok, because everything I had was stolen anyway. I'll just steal more shit. Starting with this shit. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-chGvYkWZVuE/TbovKeKFsjI/AAAAAAAAATc/fkGPOBrrvPs/s1600/boy-hand-cookie.jpg

Hopefully it also fixes the rampant duping. Because I'm pretty sure you didn't find those seven rangefinders, six NVGs, four SVD Camos, sixteen ghillie suits and your M4A1 HOLO SD in the tent with the twenty STANAG mags and ten M203 HEs wasn't really a present from survivor jesus.

So I had gear on three servers. Tents. Weapons. Fucking awesome weapons. Ammo. Vehicles. Figured I'd spread them out around the place, you know? Not put all my gear/eggs in one camp/basket. Logged in today after a mass kill wiped out everyone on another server I was on, and the server browser returns no search results for each of these three servers. All three servers are gone. And so is all my shit. So I'd just like to say a big go fuck yourself to all the server admins out there who like to think they're doing people some kind of a favor. You're not. Die. In answer to the It's just gear, get over it. If you don't like it you run a server yourself. This mod is meant to make you wish assholes mothers died of cancer. u mad bro? I'd like to say http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YmAWC2E2HFI/T9rw3lx6ztI/AAAAAAAACRQ/0iXAxioqhoQ/s1600/fuck-you-guys.jpg Between the hackers and the disappearing servers, what the fuck is even the point of this mod?

IKR.

Hadn't really thought about it beyond "Bawww, my loot! My beautiful, beautiful loot!" before I posted. I guess you wish your problems were that benign, and contrary to how I sound, I do appreciate the hosts and admins and devs. From a player's perspective though, the kids with the scripts are a fucking cancer, which is what I hope they all die of. Anyhoo, screw you Rocket for ruining my life and screw the rest of you for the sake of equality.

Do you take WoW gold?

OK I tried this in single player ArmA II using the mission editor. I placed 20 (!) satchel charges around and inside the bottom of the green mountain tower. Big badda boom, tower still stands. Tried 40. Nope, still a tower. And 60. nope.

Funny you mention it. There's a deerstand near there I hit if I get a kamenka spawn, easy to find, nobody goes there much, there's actually another about 500m east. A bit further up the road at Zelenogorsk there's a supermarket. If you know where to go you can be kitted up with an assault rifle, ammo, good pack, knife, matches, map, compass and a sidearm in under half an hour, usually without seeing anyone. Sound promising right? Wrong. So, so wrong. I was into the westernmost deerstand, I'd already been up there and all I got was a smoke grenade and some ammo for a DMR. The zombies were wandering around in the field south of me, I was prone in the bushes waiting for the next lot of loot to spawn in. I heard some footsteps in the bushes behind me, just down the hill. I stay still, but look back over my shoulder. Two guys in survivor gear are running past my position, but luckily they hadn't seen me. Sweet, I think, they must be going to a camp or something. There's nothing else west of there but more trees, so I wait a bit, then start to follow them, going from tree to tree, trying to stay out of sight in case they look back. After a short pursuit, they go to the ruined base in the trees you're describing. The last time I see them, they go around the side of a broken wall there. I run on, using the wall for cover, but when I get there and look around it, I've lost them. No sign of them anywhere. I figure they must have gone down into the gully north west of the wrecked base. I'm about to follow, when I hear a voice, and freak out as it gets closer "twenty seven. twenty seven. tweeeenttty seeeveeeen. twenty seven. twentyseventwentyseventwentyseven... TWENTY SEVEN!" I'm thinking, ok, what the hell is this about? The voice is coming from behind the wall. Sounds like a survivor, but I'm not hearing any footsteps. I reach the wall again, and just as I look around it, a survivor with a zombie face riding a bicycle comes around the edge of the wall. I key my mic and say "lol you scared the crap out of me dude." as he gets off the bike, armed with a hatchet. He keeps his distance. "Twenty seven?" he asks the number like it's a question. "what?" I say. "Twenty seven!" he says, angrier sounding. I have no idea what the deal is, but it's kinda freaking me out, kinda funny, a whole lot of weird. Typical Day Z moment, really. 'Twenty. Seven. Twentyseven twenty seven twenty seven." "the zombie face is cool. nice axe, too." I'm thinking, if i had a gun right now, I'd have a bike. "twenty seven?" he asks again. "sure, whatever, twenty seven." He howls and launches at me, smnashes me with the axe. "twenty eight! he cries triumphantly. With each swing of the axe, he says "twenty eight! *chop* twenty eight! *hack TWENTY EIGHT!" Until I'm dead. I thought that was strange. But you know, a good loot spot is a terrible thing to waste. I was back there a few days ago. Just cleared it out. Bandages and heatpacks and crap. I'm laying in the bushes. Watching the zombies. Waiting for the next lot of loot to spawn in. Suddenly I hear a voice coming from the direction of the ruined base, and getting louder... "two hundred and sixteen... two hundred and sixteen... two hundred and sixxxxxxteeeeeeeeeen...." I DCed. I'm not going back. There's other places to get your starting guns.

It didn't happen to me, but I did have to go administer an epi pen to another player from my clan about two weeks ago who'd died and respawned on the coast unconscious with all his equipment. I was able to go on foot from the factory near Solnichny and find him in the beach at Otmel. In that time his hourglass marker had only progressed only a few pixels, we estimated if we had let the knockout timer run down it would have taken a few hours. We put it down to weird alpha stuff. Haven't been able to replicate this glitch. He also saw the you are dead screen before he spawned back in on the coast knocked out.

Shoot the pilot if you can (pilots seat is the right hand, front seat.). Failing that, the tail rotor, where it connects to the tail. Hitting the tiny hitbox for the engine under the main rotors is a skillshot. Combined fire may wreck the hull to the point where the chopper will crash, but that'd take a lot of dudes with a lot of guns to get it as it flys by you.

So you've flipped your ATV. What do you do? You unflip that sucker like a boss, that's what you do.

You're telling me to form a group of flippers, another thread says dayz need a porpoise. what's with all the cetacean references? by the way, scuba divers, they're fins, not flippers. flipper's a fish with a hole in his head.

With primary weapon equipped, double tap left Ctrl key to lower your weapon. To sit press, the ' key. Or my personal favorite, press the w key and run the hell away.

Option? come on, like you've never sat on the roof of the hospital doing epi pens with your bros for the buzz.

busted. I mocked up the whole thing in MS Paint. Thought I had everyone fooled. Dagnabbit.

bummer dude. pro tip. If you ride an ATV over a traintrack, you're gonna have a bad time.BUT. try riding the thing sideways along the ground back to the train tracks. I've managed to get one back on the wheels using the gravel bank the raised train tracks are laid on.

Been seeing that bohenmia interactive splash screen since original operation flashpoint days, you cheeky whippersnapper. I'm 860 years old and my first computer was an abacus Jesus made out of dinosaur teeth and spit. I also chew cheese better than you. Don't hate the elderly.