Dirtnasty (DayZ)

Get a life bottlerocket if I seen u when i spawned and u started doing ur gay ass rp shit i would tell u to get the fuck away

Nothing like getting a grenade launcher and following a noob into the church and just blasting him away with it...

Ok ok... obviously u guys didnt hear of the great invention called google... well go to google.com type in dayz map... it will fuckin pop up a map with all the loot locations. Boom got urself some weapons

Turn ur damn brightness and gamma all the way up and run around that bitch like the boss u r

Dude ur either pro or noob thats life man..... and u sound pretty noob

For fuck sake if they are going to ban or punish u for disconnecting when ur getting shot at put some god damn spawn protection in... otherwise i'm going to continue to alt-f4 my way to the best gear...

alt-f4 like a normal person and switch servers

Fuck him rusty he's some dumb big forehead fur coat wearing russian jelly of americans as always but just go to www.systemrequirementslab.com and it should tell u if ur able to play or not

Dude ur either pro or noob thats life dont play on a high pop server then switch to something kinda low like in the 15-25 range

Well Rocket found another way to fuck up this mod as always stop updating the damn thing and put respawns back in god damnit. Who wants to go die by a zombie just to have a chance of spawning near their friends??

Just got the fuck back on spawned in a damn wall i guess rocket is testing people running through walls well its fuckin broke too because i'm stuck

I thought it was in alpha u dumb fuck u just called it beta... god damn get ur facts straight

The fuckin map in the game is useless doesn't even show me where the fuck i am i gotta log out and back in just to see where i am plsu i cant even see myself on the map might as well not use that shit and use the fuckin maps online that show loot spawns gg rocket gg

Ur the dude reading and reply back

They also said they wanted to make this as realistic as they can but yet i have to eat every 5 fucking minutes and also why don't they put a grouping system of some type in like who the hell would go to a zombie infested place solo?? Also why the fuck am I always spawning on the beach? If i did come to this place where the hell did my boat go? and i know i didn't crash my boat and swim on land because then my backpack would be missing

How bout u not tell me what to do... Last time i check i lived in america

Quit testing shit that doesn't work.. I finally got into a game zombies running through the god damn walls thats cool i wish i could do that shit how bout we test that idea oh wait nvm u can go through walls because i was on a building once fuckin crawled between somethin and boom through the god damn wall died... also when i put shit down it disappears sometimes thats a good test to see how pissed off people get

"Hey guys I spawned at quarry". "We all spawned near cherno". "FFS let me find some zombies and let them beat on me untill I die give me 10 mins". Damn good thing they took out the respawn button otherwise i'd have 10 more mins to play this damn game

I shouldn't have to fuckin do that if the fuckin shit would just work the right way like its supposed to god damn its 2012 and people still can't get shit right

This is troubleshoot letting everyone know that to fix the damn game is to uninstall all of it and never look back

And it will still be shit, also I did see that they are going to be a stand alone game so how bout u stfu and not act like i dun know shit

Lets make an update lets not test it and release it... Good idea either u get in the game and have ridiculous screen tear or u sit at a damn load screen

I'm not being a troll i'm being honest

And you probably dont have this problem since u have no friends

Well when war z comes out people will realize how shit mods are and actually play a real game instead of playing a game that breaks every update