I don't have much story's, but what i do have are pretty entertaining but short. 1. My friend and I are heading to Cherno to pick up our friend, when we see two survivors being chased by zombies. We risk dieing and head to their aid, we shout friendly in chat and they reply the same! At least we're not gonna die today I thought to myself (I was wrong) We talk and go to the church while my friend spawns in there. We all group up and head to the sniping spot in Cherno so our two friends can cover us as we loot. We get to the tents and loot when I realize, I still havn't seen our friends on the tower. I tell my friends and we hurry to the tower, and when we arrive we see a guy starting to climb the ladder we say "HEY!" and he replied with "Hey?" I climb right behind him and when i get to the top, I see my friend and the guy shoot each other. We all get to the top and its a blood bath... Three dead bodys, three alive people. Doing what any survivor does we loot them, just to have our sniper buddy arrive! He starts off with "So you guys decided to kill us, eh?" and we quickly explained what happend. We're just talking up there when all of a sudden *BANG!* a sniper bullet zooms past our new friends head. We all get down and scout around, two more shots and we're panicing. My friend says "I think I see him! Down there!". We all look and BOOM, our new friend gets taken out. We're scrambling and BOOM, my friend who "thought" he saw the sniper gets taken out. I get taken out next and all thats left is my friend who spawned in the church. Being fairly new to the game we told him to camp the ladder. I spawn in Prigordski and my friend spawns in Cherno. We all rush to the tower. Right when I see my friend my other one says "I GOT HIM! HE CAME UP THE LADDER AND I SHOT HIM! DANNY HE HAS A GOOD SNIPER!" (My friend Danny really wanted a sniper). We climb the tower to find a DMR and a Ghillie Suit on him, which my friend takes. Basicaly we get kitted out when I spot in the distance (Without binos, I do say) a guy running around with a hatchet. He starts climbing a crane I think it was, and he's standing there looking around. My friends and I were thinking whether to shoot him or not when suddenly I just aim, and pull the trigger. Headshot. My friends started freaking out but then they realise, I shot him for no good reason. We laughed about it later and I think of it as teaching the dude a lesson. END CHAPTER ONE 2. We start heading out into the forest and log out. When we log in the next day my friend with all of his gear spawns on the tower again! We go back to get him and get out when I see a guy at the train station I think. I tell my friends "Guy with rifle behind red train station, engage?" My friends agree while our sniper covers us. I tell him he's behind the red house but my friend Edan thinks, "He said go behind the red house!" He stands there and I said "I SEE HIM I SEE HIM! *BANG*" My friend says "GOD DAMNIT IM SHOT!" I realise what happens and I think "Oh crap..." my friend comes back to get his stuff and he says "He's behind the stone fence" So I go and look, and I get shot... Im bleeding out on the ground and I say "HELP ME IM SHOT IM ON THE GROUND!" and he says "CRAWL TO ME!" so I do just that. When I notice, "HOLY CRAP YOUR GOING TOWARDS THE ENEMY!" I try to shoot him in third person but my shots hit the ground and I get shot in the face. My friend dies too but my friend snipes the guy. We all get back and get the heck out of Cherno. The spawn glitch happens again and we die because of it. MINI STORY!! I was running through a town with a hatchet and zombies following me, when I see a guy with a pistol. He starts shooting so I'm hoping "He's shooting the zombies, right?" Wrong. I hear a shot wizz past my head and I think "TIME TO GET OUT OF HERE" I start running and he's standing there aiming, when get gets knocked unconcious from zombies. I think, this is my chance to kill him and get a gun! I run at him screaming "YOU SPEAK CHOPNEESE? I SPEAK CHOPNESE!!!" when the dude wakes up and shoots me in the face 5 times. THE EEEENDDD
