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I think we should add bicycles

all these "hey I'm an old timer, whats new?" posts you would think folk could look at the relevant sub forums... not pointing at anyone in particular but gosh darn could I use a coffee

no there's no high performance packs to make ur game ub3r l33t r0x0rz b0x0rz unless by packs you mean "new computer" then yes, yes u can upgrade your computer... or download some 3rd party game boost software bullshit that gives you the illusion of being cool beans. if you cant get good enough fps tweaking configs and settings, then you should be looking at more nicely made game. or porn. for now on dont google first, just ask here... heck I know for a fact no ones ever posted anything relevant here about helping you performance wise on dayz or arma 2. so winge about our lack of help, if you cant search this information for yourself don't ever leave home, there's a lot of stuff out there you may have to figure out for yourself, like changing your diaper.

http://bit.ly/WrYMc4

why not play in the armex with ur bum buddy? 200/30 = 6.6 almost 7 cars per player sounds like it will be a real challenge to get one.... max vehicles is how many the server owner thinks he can handle

ok fuckstick in editor load chernarus click units in the menu double click on 1 end of the airfield place the desired plane and select player as pilot hold shift and rotate it in line with the runway ctrl+c your plane move to one of the other run ways, place and rotate it, select "playable" do the same for the final airstrip, you may get 2 or more side by side point your plane down a runway hold the increase thrust button build up speed use 80% of the runway for nothing but holding (Increase thrust) when you got 50-200 metres (depending on whats at the end of the runway) hold for (flaps down) this is also a good time to raise the gear keep ascending until your @ 100 altidute do what the fuck u want after this, keep a safe cruising speed and practise in editor. if your trying to land, go into a verticle nose dive hit the ground at speed gg nancy boy. or learn the basics in the boot camp "fixed wing/vtol aircraft" and practise in editor with the an2 like people have told u to do

2nd group heres akm fire, comes across guy with akm, "hey lets team upz u must be friendly dont mind this pile of bodies we have to step over to take the truck, surely it wasnt your akm that did it" herpy derpy.... wouldnt say they are experienced. while this is banditry its hardly amazing taking advantage of idiots. not worth a forum post.

and the most importiant thing is to never ever ever ever......................................................... *voice trails off*

why would a rain poncho... http://www.armynavysuperstores.com/ponchocamo1.jpg slow down a survivor.... its a garbage bag with 3 holes cut in it....

as an aussie I loathe the cold

people started calling me skrewy instead of the complete "Major Skrewup"

do a complete reinstall of arma 2/oa and then dayz

http://bit.ly/V7e2jf maybe that will help

sounds like your not waiting long enough on the loading screen....

yeah, those hackers you let use your account can really drag a guy down cant they.

what parts?

wonder if dayz forums have a search function or some sort of indexed sticky somewhere nah doesnt sound like dayz for... oh wait here we go http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/10051-index-of-helpful-threads/

have you updated your dayz?

some random on dayz forums says this is legit? what could possible go wrong.

I think the only problem with zombies is they cant hit on the run, thats the only thing causing them to be no threat, blame arma 2. If that horde of 3 zombies (that run faster then you) could actually hit you, or grab you and pull you down while on the run zombies would be a huge threat. Hopefully standalone has more zombie attacks then just the bitch slap you receive now. The map needs more "shits fucked up yo" clutter, cities with abandoned cars filling the streets, ofcourse to make drivable cars a treasured item 90% of the cars need to be fubar, burnt out, stripped for parts etc.

with the recoil dampening and mass weight that goes into those rifles the recoil is about that of a 12 gauge shotgun. I dont think they need to be set up to fire, just add a proper stamina system ingame... the more weight you carry makes you slower, causes you to spend more time catching your breath after moving, increase your thirst and hunger and increase the chance zombies and players will notice you, from either you gasping for air after running from berezino to cherno with an as50 on your back, ammo and primary in hand or the noise of humpin round all that gear. Maybe even add in the ace system of needing to stop and catch your breath every now and then or you will collaspe

well arent I lucky, having a download cap and all.

sucks to be you now why are you posting here? you want rocket to personally visit that admins home and ask him polity to unban you over a cup of tea? trying to go above that admins head without explaining on the servers ts or forums? bit of a cunt thing

you already have satchels in game with a 300 meter range on the detonator and you have bear traps I want the ability to pull of this sort of thing with a grenade in standalone http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=I_lsd6P0yW4#t=556s

doubt it