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  1. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    if your computers running YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT nyuk nyuk nyuk
  2. major.skrewup@gmail.com

    Lock-On Rocket Launchers

    [email protected] replied to Pvt. James Duke's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    yo brosephs can we get this in dayz but add in targeting and destruction so I can wipe cherno of the map. any joe citizen could repair it with a paperclip and some scrap metal, as long as theres a internet cafe somewhere in chernarus so I can google launch instructions I think I dont need teh trainingz
  3. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    units>bluefor>US>air>MH-6J
  4. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    think, qwop
  5. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    lol
  6. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    I'd like to see third person have a sort of fog of war type effect, if your player cant see it in first person (say your looking over an edge or around a corner in third person) it doesn't reveal zombies or players, just the terrain or something to prevent roof camping and the like.
  7. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    trade secret
  8. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    it works better if you attach the file. I hope you used google/dayzwiki/forum search first and aren't about to post another "invalid cd key" thread
  9. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    :/ open dayz commander join a server bring up task manager write down what .exe is in use close the server go into your arma 2 folder and add that into game booster profit or if u must, put a shortcut on ur desktop for arma 2 beta patch, have dayz commander just to find i.p's and use the shortcut to play via ingame server browser or add every .exe you have into game booster or dont use game booster, before you play a game to shut off all those things you dont need open task manager and go to processors and highlight them all and right click / end process what could possible go wrong
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  11. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    30 second unlimited sprint.... are you an idiot? I think constant drinking of soda should give you an addiction to caffeine where if you don't get more caffeine regularly you get headaches and a debuff that would associate with having a cunt of a headache. whats your logic on not being able to fill drink bottles up?
  12. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    yes
  13. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    cant you add the arma2oa.exe or which ever one dayz commander loads up?
  14. major.skrewup@gmail.com

    Hacker

    [email protected] replied to B1rd_of_H3rmes's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting

    yeah cos private hives guarantee no hackers. I thought there was some way to post your guid or what ever and have a mod dev kill your character?
  15. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    imo if you force log out while your combat icons flashing or seconds after death your cd key should be banned, no warnings.
  16. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    why dont you man up and step out of your sissy "need elektro or cherno spawn or I'll whine on the forums" mentality, or are the 3 supermarkets, 1 hospital, 4 military tents and 6-9 deer huts really that bad? perhaps its not the loot its the concept of going north, it frightens you, that's where all the big bad geared up players are, cant go up there...
  17. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    sometimes
  18. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    I think you missed most of your m4 shots, 1 pistol round into the enemies leg breaks it, and 3 stagnag to the chest will stop him charging, put him unconscious at the least, if you think you hit him 3/17 with a reflex sited weapon I'd say you where wrong and only got him once or twice. this seems like dodgy shooting on your part or you need a better weapon the battle rifles will knock the target unconscious in 1 hit or at least thats how I remember it,
  19. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    I use fraps cos I usually have fps to spare with dedicated hard drives for large file sizes, I know theres better stuff out there but I'm comfortable with fraps.
  20. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    its a pity arma 2 doesnt have any PvP / PvAI side to it, if it did I'm sure it would be a lot easier then attempting it via dayz... sounds ludicrous pay me no heed, there is no arma 2 just dayz
  21. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    if u got the hdd space for it you could have 1 arma 2 install with an old dayz version (before sp/editor access was cut) and a cool beans version for playing dayz
  22. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    light green text on a green background :/
  23. major.skrewup@gmail.com

    The Mi-17

    [email protected] replied to Welch (DayZ)'s topic in New Player Discussion

    its a well known fact you cant land safely main rotor first
  24. major.skrewup@gmail.com

    Need: satchel charge and GPS

    [email protected] replied to BuckshotFacelift's topic in Trading

    1 satchel and a gps... someones got a camp they want to level....
  25. major.skrewup@gmail.com
    fill the cities with rats and fill the rats with dun dun dun the plague and fill the plague with radioactive geckos that breathe bees
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