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do what I told the general member of our group after he shot me in the leg when we got surrounded by zombies.... unbind your fire button until you can be trusted

dont mention what server group you play EU/NA/SA/Oceania

I read the first little paragraph of this and facepalmed, remove the an as50 silencer and put it on an m16.... your a moron

there used to be a penalty for death, a long ass reload back into the game but people complained.

dead island already fucked our accents to buggery I think its about time we all go back to making idiots out of the poms but who wants a dayz map where it rains every 20 seconds.

I'm still interesting in the post someone made a few weeks ago about whether or not we can put satchels on dogs, the thought of someone joyously running up to a dog I wired to explode so happy about finding his first loyal companion and then detonating it as he tries to tame it still makes me chuckle at night, I bet that fucker wouldn't look at any other dogs the same way.

days alive doesn't mean much

I like dslyecxi's guides, especially the stages of landing.

ping isnt only determined by raw download/upload speed

I think there should atleast be a tutorial in standalone also, so servers arent flooded with wing nuts asking how they turn on the flashlights or what the zeroing means in the top right

if gamings on your mind dont buy a mac

surrender isnt broken, arma 2 wont let you surrender if your armed, hence the surrender animation wont toggle your player will put his hands up then lower them. Although in the sp missions (oa especially) surrending enemies drop there guns that should be linked to the surrender animation imo the first thing your character should do when you press your bound key to surrender is he drops anything in the primary and secondary weapon slot. no need to tie someone up tho, if you stick a pistol to the back of there head and steal there manhood and they try to run just shoot the cunt and hope hes still warm by the time you get to him, if your robbing people at gunpoint then you shouldnt be worrying about your humanity.

cant you do like a hard server restart that removes everything? (tents, cars etc etc) basically defaulting your server to a clean slate.

I wouldn't bother, just make a note in the description saying so, you know someone for some reason will complain or mention it again eventually...

hire some secruity

you need to install and patch arma 2 co but dayz uses skins from Arma 2:PMC the patch will give you pmc light, which is low res textures, to see them in high res u will need the dlc

weapons need to be more lethal. I heard people with over 100 forum beans by standalone get the first month free

got a chuckle out of me too

http://community.bistudio.com/wiki/ArmA_2_Terrain_Tutorial

I'd have it still server side but increase the minimum draw distance to 1500m or 1600m seeing as they as50 zeroes to that. although I do believe some servers have theirs turned up, I came across one server where let me see black mountain from berezino hospital roof and the lighthouse on skalisty from rog fort. I think it depends on if the server owner and your luck in finding one.

so you have crap gear (u said so yourself) you're in stary supermarket and cant spare 20 seconds to find a bandage... why not just die? either your an idiot or this is a trap which means either way your an idiot

you mean a map like http://dayzdb.com/map or a map as in a new island or so forth?

why dont we take all the useless loot in the barracks and push it outside the barracks?

why did u have the m24 and an as50... ur not a smart man.

I think the highest tier loot should be an m16 with agoc and ak with pso