CriticalNerd

If you were under 3k blood and found 10 cooked meat means you have less than 11k of blood, so you are lying about the 12k.

What what? Have you been much out of your basement?

Judging from the thread title, i assume you need other assholes like yourself to team up with. Well I guess you guys can make a great group.

This may be a game, but in a way you express your innerself through your actions, sorry to tell you but that was a douchebag move from your part.

The trading procedure jif/animation made me giggle. Well done, I like it.

Dude, move to a better and more secure location rather than the military tents south of balota. For example, even if for some unknown reason I trusted X random dude over the internet waves, I still wouldnt come close to the deathzone over there. also you may want to try your luck over here: http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=4581

Need help badly, I'm spawning in the middle of nowhere in a valley. Every now and then I see a player model warp in and out. The only other thing near there is a pig, no trees no grass no nothing. Tell me there's something else to do besides clicking "respawn".

Update: In about 1 hour and 50mins of running like crazy SE, I started seeing trees and after that I was back in the gameplay map. Phewwwww. That was close. Anyways, if you dont have sufficient food/drinks, a compass and lots of patience, you are pretty much screwed if you spawn in the debug area now. Also, joining Canada 2 as mentioned in the above link, didnt work for me.

Terribly in need of morphine in Zelenogorsk. Requesting assistance. What do I have to do? I allready crawled 2-3 kilometers in a desperate attempt to find a single of piece of morphine but to no avail. Any doctor stand by? Thank you in advance. -----------------CANCEL--------------- I received a bullet in the head.

hate to be the bearer of bad news but from what i've seen it could take an hour + to do Could see if this still works http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=13497&highlight=wilderness Still running... and just now started to loose blood due to dehydration. I'd better try my luck according to the link.

To the morons that are spawncamping in the tents at the military camp in Stary Sobor, disconnecting and connecting to kill players, then disconnecting to loose aggro from zombies and reconnecting to loot the dead bodies, well done, you have achieved the Maximum Douchebag Veterancy.

I had freezes too. Not anymore, just remember to close the Six Launcher once you get into a server and you are good to go.

I'm neither bitching nor moaning. I had to say something at least, and maybe, just maybe, those loosers get a hold of this thread by any chance since there's no way to communicate with other players ingame.

ROFL at bragging for killing newly spawned players. You fail.

I couldnt find a single piece of morphine, till two days ago when I actually found one in the NW airfield. :s Today, while I was looting those 3storie red brick houses N of Cherno, in a single room there were like 7 or 8 pieces of morphine.

I can't quite get if OP is a troll or a drama queen.

Only thing I find gamebraking atm, concerning zombie mechanics, is getting hit by swarms of them from the other side of a wall, while some of em have enabled cheats and can "noclip" through like ghosts.

Sorry but no. I think we have enough micromanagement allready. Adding more items and effects concerning food/thirst/etc would make the game tedious, and effectively a diet simulator.

by looking at your screenshot: 6 zombies in the whole map, well you must have had a great time being in the server just you and your buddy... in the woods.... taking screenshots of a campfire.

Same old same old, I like how you all bandit wannabes post youtube videos of killing players. Almost all of the vids I see flying around are the same: 1. Bandit wannabe is fully geared 2. Walks to town and gets on a building 3. Shoots victims that are newly spawned players Bah