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Okay, I mentioned this is one of ravin's threads and though hell, why not make a story about it, so here goes; After being killed with my best gear so far in dayZ(fuck loads of good shit, just no NVG's or ghillie- they like to evade me) I ended up being killed, where I'd pretty much got so pissed off i'd turned bandit man. So then 1.5 comes out, and I spawn in cherno, doing the standard looting barns on the outskirts like my normal protocol, though after half an hour of searching, i've only found a hatchet and a can of pepsi. I then look at the tin cans on the floor, and a sudden thought rushes through my now crazed mind. I'd heard that if you hit somebody with a tin can, it fucks their sound and such up, and a day ago I did it to myself to test it, and surefire, it worked. So after leaving the barn now kitted out with my deadly hatchet, armed to the teeth with as many tin cans as I can carry, heading into cherno with a crazed look on my face. I think to myself, lets get some revenge, so I head to one of the towers within cherno, somehow not getting spotted, though my crazed rambling probably left me or I was just plain lucky. I reach the building, heading up it, to notice a 2 man bandit team. I throw a tin can at the spotter, bonking him on the head while hes thinking hes being shot starts hiding, while I go behind the sniper who is proning and start chopping the shit out of him, killing him, where I turn round to see the spotter having recovered and recieve a full M4A1 magazine to my face. Just before I respawn, I hear the sniper getting extremely heated at his friend for the "crazed axe murderer" to have got past him and kill him. I at the point was laughing my arse off, so I respawn. I end up just outside electro, and somehow through the act of god get a hatchet again, along with more tin cans. So I head to the firestation, watching it from a vantage point. Somebody sneaks in, so I do the same, waiting at the bottom of the stairs, tin can at the ready. He comes down, sees me, begins speaking friendly as I throw the tin can to his head and begin chopping him into lovely sausages for the zombies, as he is literally screaming down his mic at how he was doing so well and other such. I proceed to loot his AKM and ALICE pack, putting my baby hatchet into the pack for further use later, where I near on walk off into the sunset, albeit crawling carefully into the nearby forest, where I walk face first into what looked like the same two man bandit team from earlier, though I was later to learn it wasn't. They started speaking to me, so I started acting like that of a noob, taking my hatchet out to have a go at them. I turn to leave and they look away, so I throw a tin can at one, and the other turns round for me to get one hit in before he pumps my body full of M1014 pellets. Overall, it was a really fun night for me(Im UK) on the american servers, kicking ass on a couple of people and liking the nickname the first guy I killed. Crazed axe murderer.

^As above. Like somebodys sig said, can't remember whom, but bandits mug and let live, cunts kill on sight, specially in the coastal cities and such, thats just stupid and not fun in any way really, its a stupid sided fight.

That is now my aim to achieve such.

If your main goal is killing noobs, watch out for the crazed axe murderer.

Either one will do, oh god it will be so fun when I get a few guys together to do this.

Might see about doing that, that would be so funny. I'd have to play this while we all surround people;

When I find one, I will do it. Got my trusty hatchet back after that death, going to head abit inland though for a while, stalk a couple of places and such. Might see about joining a team or just wait out on my community see if they get picked to host a server.

I will do that when I come across a ghillie again.

I can just imagine finding a ghillie and going round to do this again. And smokes. Oh god, this is a new way of killing. Heck with sniping newbs. Chop them down instead.

Well then again the loot did changed in either .3/.4 or .5 from what I read of the changelogs so probably changed it to smaller.. But at the time it was either my hatchet or the AKM, so I didn't have much of a choice.

My version of CQC consists of a hatchet and tin cans. I love it.

Its fun to be different, along with the raging from the guy I got the AKM from was calling me every name under the sun and I was there pissing myself while thanking him. And oh god, that video is so funny. My luck with finding ghillies is pretty shit, I never seem to find one and when I do I always seem to die a few minutes after, im just plain unlucky.

It worked after about 30 minutes of me getting into a 1.5 server after it just updated, i'd been killed earlier with all my good gear so had nothing to lose, after barn searching on the cherno outskirts I grabbed a hatchet and some tin cans, so the idea formed in my head. Went sniper hunting. I made one run away and then nearly got another but his mate hit me. Spawned in electro, so then proceeded to try and do the same, and eventually killed a few people and ended up with an ALICE pack and an AKM with a few mags, along with wonderful old beans.

With my case on the weapons its more what I have ammunition readily available on, as my ventures up north usually go down bad because somehow I always get fucked up by somebody from out of nowhere. And shock is the best time to strike, specially when somebody doesn't expect you to throw tin cans at them. Worked in my case once, they then got a hatchet to the knee.

Now thats what I call luck or a bad bunch of bandits, either way, good story! Loving them.

Very nice story, best i've found to a motorbike is a pedal bike.. But anyway, that was a big amount of luck stumbling on there! No far away place is safe from us, eh?

Well, it was a couple of days ago that I went through the 'change' so as to speak; I started playing dayZ say, 3 or 4 days ago. Me and one of my friends from a community were going along like newbs, getting gear and so on and simple trying to eat beans, drink pepsi and try and get the can of coke we always wanted while avoiding the zeds roaming. During the first 3 kills or so on me, I thought it to be an accident. I quickly learned otherwise, and I became extremely cautious. Still though, It happened. After one kill where I got a good bunch of stuff with my friend, where I go around a wall and he goes through a gate, he gets shot and killed, and I kill the person whom did such an evil deed. Proceeding to grab as much of my mates stuff as my already overflowing pack can handle, I grab a couple of things from the evil man and make my way from the outskirts of cherno, my aim to be balota airfield to grab my friend before I take him inland away from the fuck amounts of bandits and other players. It turns out hes actually in cherno, and finds a friendly person whom he says im friendly also, so I go into the cafe they are in, and the friendly persons friend(mindfuck) shoots me without warning. On my friend telling him who he shot, he shoots my friend also and proceeds to loot our extremely valuable stuff. At the point, I just switch. My friend was already thinking about it but I straightout switch. Anybody I see now that isn't my friend or my other mates, gets shot. Though most of the time I let noobs go off, though one time one pulled out a hatchet on me but quickly got a slug to the face, which just made me even more angry. In the end, I am now a crazed man bent on killing people who aren't my friends to get whatever they have, though mainly the pasta.

Okay, with the new option of picking a gender for each character, I know why its been done and I do say its a good idea, but if your unlucky as shit and seem to get mauled by zombies or whatever other option, it can get slightly annoying. Perhaps, you could add a tickbox or some sort of option somewhere to turn the gender picking on/off? Thanks for reading and shitlikethat.

Like said it was updated in either 7.1.1 or 7.1.2. Even if not 'very' important, this is a suggestions board, and any suggestions are allowed. It may be low priority, but its something that can still be done and probably wouldn't take forever to do.