sneekygreenman

RP as a tourist, its hilarious good fun, im currently taking in the sights of chernurus doing typical tourist stuff like hanging around churchs and beaches and stuff, really confuses other people though....best memory is finding a bike and basically reenacting "Mr Beans holiday" scene with the bike and crash playing in the background and then flying past a whole gang of bandits and basically waving at them.....Day Z at its best folks

The rules of day z: -if its shiny...its mine -if its vaugely better than my stuff....its mine -if its in your ripe, warm, living hands....its mine -if its in your cold, dead hands....its doubly mine -if its a can of mountain dew....GET THAT DEMON MAGIC AWAY FROM ME...1

Kill it all with fire....please...use english...I beg of you alll! On topic: Noice one, not sure what I would do if that happened, given my luck, find some damn mountain dew and have the curse on me and lose all that gear...

Great, good for you, please dont come near my medical outpost at electro thanks :D

wut? just wut? srsly this whole thread...wut? Did I miss something, or did mods suddenly become more important than the actual game theyr'e for? and did Alpha change meaning sometime lately that I wasn't aware of? Day Z is a mod, yes its buggy, yes its hacked to hells doorstep and back again but I quite enjoy it, you don't, thats grand imho. However basic english being tortured and maimed is not something that anyone should enjoy to the level you do.... Want to play WarZ? Go for it, looks like it could be a good game, bit of a bandwagon jumper imho, and a different title maybe, but the screenshots look solid enough. Want to complain about Day Z? fair enough. Want to bait people? not cool man, not cool

I ask only one thing...hats. I want to be able to gear up with a leather stetson and a revolver....

So, first off, I'm sneekygreenman, I intend to try not to kill anyone in Day Z. Naive, yes. Fun, you decide. So I log into Day Z for the first time after my horrible rural internet finally finishes updating everything. Find I am on a beach. So i start walking. Literally two minutes walk later, i find a airstrp. Now i know these are horrible camping grounds but greed, etc. So i climb the radio tower. nothing much, a couple of shotgun shell and flares, all pocketed. second floor, bottle of water, pocketed. roof, nothing. annoyed. So i decide to bug out and as im walking out the door i remember "hey there's a space behind the stairs!". So i go looky and find a M4A1 with two mags. Quickly, without a thought, pocketed. As I'm walking out I see a figure running down the airstrip. I lower my new toy and wait, the figure only has a crowbar so I shot at him in direct chat to see if he needs anything,. he says he's bleeding so I offer to bandage him. As im working on that, he mentions he needs water so I give him my bottle, figuring I'll find more later. When he's had his fill I turn to leave and he gives his thanks. My back is turned and I hear these exact words over direct chat: "Thanks for the help but there's something you ought to know....I'm the decoy". simple as. Exactly as he says that, a bullet(presuming sniper as I was pretty thorough watching my close arcs) hits the ground beside me and I start running like forest gump. Dont stop for about 10 minutes. I now have a bit more gear, no more M4A1 though, all the lead is in zombies. So, my plan is intact, I'll still help anyone whom I find but perhaps I'll check the hills first. Consider me addicted. Sneeky

Count me in whenever you guys get a server. I'd be glad to help because it would provide me with research :D

hey guys, I'm new to day z but not ARMA, been on that a good while, was looking for a survivor group to join, preferably small and not one that wanted to kill everyone on sight. Im probably horribly naive but I want to try and avoid killing other players without cause. I will probably be on mostly weekends and late week, I'll also be recording it perhaps.BTW, i'm a college student and was a range instructor so im not a CODFag(however my spelling is terrible) If any of you want to give me a call, skype: matts.mcm