M@rshall

I have FN-FAL with night vision scope. No ammunition. Beautiful rifle, never dropped or fired. But I have grown accustomed to the rifle I already have. Maybe you have ammunition, or desperately seek this rifle to add to your collection. I'd like NVGs, no offers. If you have another offer, i would love to hear it. Some people don't think an FN-FAL is worth NVGs, they're bloody bastards! But let's say for arguments sake that you agree, then consider; GPS, Ghillie suits, a vehicle, a bicycle, a makarov, a hatchet, a pepsi, a bandage, a flashlight Meet me in the woods offering NVG, take the Rifle and keep your NVG, win/win I'll bring the rifle up to the hill near Elektro, Chop your ass up like fire wood then dump it on your body and skip back into the woods. These are examples of offers I may or may not find laughable, I await your offer and hopefully don't find ammo for the rifle in the meantime, otherwise I'm keeping it. Or Get shot which is almost a certainty, or ditch the rifle in some random woods to make room for some stakes and peppercorn sauce for a barbecue I'm planning with my mates, we're gonna get boshdy on a few tinnies and shoot rabbits.

SOLD! To the motionless zombie at Cherno Hosptial. Now I have loads of blood bags.

I shoot every god damned mother fucker that I see.

seriousely though, someone must have some ammo for it somewhere, it has to be worth a ghillie suit or a GPS or something.

Ok thanks for the tip, I had a clue people hate the rifle since I do too, nice rifle, where's the ammo? Just give me a fucking makarov for it then and shoot me in the head when I turn around.

I enjoyed that story. I'm glad he shot you, god damned mother fucker, he saw you, therefore it is in his right and the laws of nature for him to shoot you. You should all go back to [iNSERT GAME HERE] because you're clearly no good at this ALPHA, did I over-emphasize alpha enough? I myself am a game pro, I won a medal at [iNSERT EVENT NO-ONE CARES ABOUT] and I am the only one whose opinion here matters.

I am going to shoot all you god damned mother fuckers when I see you. Aint no room or time for music in the apocalypse Something something , realism. Something, mumble, survival of the fittest. Mumble, jabba, too many mouths to feed. Blah blah human nature. Blah...

If I find you I will shoot you, god damned mother fucker. Realism... survival of the fittest... not enough resources... blah blah blah...

I am glad you shot those god damned mother fuckers, they deserved it because you saw them, they signed their own death warrants when they allowed themselves to be seen by you. You are a true hero.

90% Shooting every last god damned mother that I see, without fail, without hesitation. 10% Getting shot by someone who saw me, because am a god damned mother fucker that he saw. 100% Projecting my own opinions of human nature with regards to scarcity of resources.

I think that the OP has clearly given deep thought to this matter and has reached the only logical conclusions that a smart person could, I do however believe he missed out a few key reasons why killing on sight is realistic. 1. SHOOT 2. EVERY 3. GOD 4. DAMNED 5. MOTHER 6. FUCKER 7. WITHOUT FAIL 8. WITHOUT HESITATION 9. REALISM

You shoot every last god damned mother fucker you see. Without fail and without hesitation. If they are unarmed, even better, you can shoot them in the legs first and watch them crawl around bleeding. That's a realistic survival strategy if the zombie apocalypse was real and I'll be damned if it's not the best strategy for DayZ. I know because I like games more than the average person and I have opinions on human nature that I formulated all by myself inside of my brain and stuff to that effect.

I am glad he shot you. You god damned mother fucker. That guy is a hero. DayZ is all about shooting every last god damned mother fucker that you see. Something about a zombie too.

I am glad your woman shot that god damned mother fucker, to not do so would be to ignore every natural human instinct. Now that is realism.

Dayz is all about shooting every god damned mother fucker that you see. I hear zombies feature in the game somewhere too but I don't know so much about that.

I think every god damned mother fucker would get shot.

I think these ideas are great and they don't seem to intrude so much on my style of play which is to shoot every god damned mother fucker that I see, without fail, without hesitation.

A great man called M@rshall once said (and then repeated it several times thereafter) "Shoot every god damned mother fucker that you see, without fail, without hesitation." And I believe that was good advice, such is DayZ. That is true realism. Of course we are all natural born killers, we're a degenerate generation of internet addicts with no moral compass or social skills. We learn warfare through a computer screen and we are damn good at it. We are desensitized to the actual horrors of warfare and killing that is rampant throughout the world and that makes us able to carry it out without remorse. Winning! That's what a zombie apocalypse would be like, everyone who survives will be shooting every god damned mother fucker that they see. FACT. It's true because I stated my opinion and then summarised it with FACT. Now that is realism.

Whatever guys, so long as you're shooting every god damned mother fucker that you see, I'm happy. Would be a shame for the Devs to have to come up with some half assed zombie mod like so many others before to keep this awesome death match mod alive. P.S, I just got shot and killed. Why? You might ask. Maybe I was distracted on the forum, maybe I was unlucky. Or maybe the other guy saw me and as per the unwritten rule of DayZ, he shot me because I am a god damned mother fucker that he saw. He is a hero. I salute him, I am legging it to cherno with zombie train in tow now looking for a markarov, a few tins of beans and a watch. All the equipment I need to shoot every god damned mother fucker that I see. Now THAT is realism. Such is DayZ.

Guys, please keep it civilised there's no need for that level of aggression. Just remember, shoot EVERY GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKER THAT YOU SEE. If they try to run, hunt them until you shoot that mother fucker.

Exactly, DayZ isn't necassarily about murdering ever god damned mother fucker that you see, although, we all should agree, that is a big part of the mod. No, sometimes you shoot every god damned mother fucker that you see just because he's unarmed and you want to hear his legs break. This is the essence of DayZ. Though I hear there's a zombie mini-mod which is quite fun too, haven't tried it yet.

Correction, DayZ is all about killing EVERY god damned mother fucker that you see, without fail. What's so hard to get about that? A zombie was mentioned at some point too, but I don't know about that.

Sounds to me like the villain in the story was doing exactly as he was supposed to. Shoot every god damned mother fucker that he sees, if they try to run, hunt them down and shoot that god damned mother fucker, how the fuck dare you run? I'm glad he shot you, mother fucker. That's what DayZ is all about, shooting every god damned mother fucker that you can. Something about a zombie too.

This Mod is all about grabbing the guns and shooting every god damned mother fucker that you see, without fail, without exception, you shoot every single mother fucker that you can. There's zombies somewhere too, but apart from that you SHOOT EVERY GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKER THAT YOU SEE. What's so hard to understand about that?

Or you could spawn in near Cherno, Run like the wind with full zombie train in tow to the most likely weapon spawn points. Grab guns and shoot if necessary, it's often not necessary. Grab a hatchet, crowbar, whatever. Keep running, ducking, weaving, grabbing the loot. Line the Zombies up in a building to clear some out if need be. Keep running and looting, then calm down when your life or your loot is worth something to you. Works like a charm for me. I've never been killed by a player doing this, only once by a zombie horde, I have a high success rate with this tactic, after 20 minutes, I'm good to go north. Even better if you see other survivors, pull the train in on them. Dayz is all about grabbing the guns and then murdering every god damn mother fucker that you see, without exception, without hesitation, shoot them in the face, in the back, fill them full of holes. There is no use debating this, kill every last mother fucker that you see. You hear a gunshot the other side of town, hunt that mother fucker down, how the fuck dare he alert you to his presence? He has signed his own death warrant. Shoot that god damned mother fucker, do it, DO IT NOW! P.S, Avoid Zombies in between shooting those mother fuckers. Such is DayZ my friend, such, is DayZ