M@rshall
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SOLD! To the motionless zombie at Cherno Hosptial. Now I have loads of blood bags.
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How do you control your DayZ Rage?
M@rshall replied to Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I shoot every god damned mother fucker that I see. -
seriousely though, someone must have some ammo for it somewhere, it has to be worth a ghillie suit or a GPS or something.
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Ok thanks for the tip, I had a clue people hate the rifle since I do too, nice rifle, where's the ammo? Just give me a fucking makarov for it then and shoot me in the head when I turn around.
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I have FN-FAL with night vision scope. No ammunition. Beautiful rifle, never dropped or fired. But I have grown accustomed to the rifle I already have. Maybe you have ammunition, or desperately seek this rifle to add to your collection. I'd like NVGs, no offers. If you have another offer, i would love to hear it. Some people don't think an FN-FAL is worth NVGs, they're bloody bastards! But let's say for arguments sake that you agree, then consider; GPS, Ghillie suits, a vehicle, a bicycle, a makarov, a hatchet, a pepsi, a bandage, a flashlight Meet me in the woods offering NVG, take the Rifle and keep your NVG, win/win I'll bring the rifle up to the hill near Elektro, Chop your ass up like fire wood then dump it on your body and skip back into the woods. These are examples of offers I may or may not find laughable, I await your offer and hopefully don't find ammo for the rifle in the meantime, otherwise I'm keeping it. Or Get shot which is almost a certainty, or ditch the rifle in some random woods to make room for some stakes and peppercorn sauce for a barbecue I'm planning with my mates, we're gonna get boshdy on a few tinnies and shoot rabbits.
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To that new survivor I met up with who had a bizon.
M@rshall replied to thefonztm@gmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I enjoyed that story. I'm glad he shot you, god damned mother fucker, he saw you, therefore it is in his right and the laws of nature for him to shoot you. You should all go back to [iNSERT GAME HERE] because you're clearly no good at this ALPHA, did I over-emphasize alpha enough? I myself am a game pro, I won a medal at [iNSERT EVENT NO-ONE CARES ABOUT] and I am the only one whose opinion here matters. -
I am going to shoot all you god damned mother fuckers when I see you. Aint no room or time for music in the apocalypse Something something , realism. Something, mumble, survival of the fittest. Mumble, jabba, too many mouths to feed. Blah blah human nature. Blah...
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If I find you I will shoot you, god damned mother fucker. Realism... survival of the fittest... not enough resources... blah blah blah...
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I am glad you shot those god damned mother fuckers, they deserved it because you saw them, they signed their own death warrants when they allowed themselves to be seen by you. You are a true hero.
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Break Down your DayZ experience
M@rshall replied to Yeti (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
90% Shooting every last god damned mother that I see, without fail, without hesitation. 10% Getting shot by someone who saw me, because am a god damned mother fucker that he saw. 100% Projecting my own opinions of human nature with regards to scarcity of resources. -
Ten Reasons why Kill on Sight is 'Realistic'
M@rshall replied to Rogo Ignoscant's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I think that the OP has clearly given deep thought to this matter and has reached the only logical conclusions that a smart person could, I do however believe he missed out a few key reasons why killing on sight is realistic. 1. SHOOT 2. EVERY 3. GOD 4. DAMNED 5. MOTHER 6. FUCKER 7. WITHOUT FAIL 8. WITHOUT HESITATION 9. REALISM -
So..uh..how is DayZ SUPPOSED to be played?
M@rshall replied to wasrad's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You shoot every last god damned mother fucker you see. Without fail and without hesitation. If they are unarmed, even better, you can shoot them in the legs first and watch them crawl around bleeding. That's a realistic survival strategy if the zombie apocalypse was real and I'll be damned if it's not the best strategy for DayZ. I know because I like games more than the average person and I have opinions on human nature that I formulated all by myself inside of my brain and stuff to that effect. -
Faggots on this game
M@rshall replied to blaik_4@hotmail.co.uk's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I am glad he shot you. You god damned mother fucker. That guy is a hero. DayZ is all about shooting every last god damned mother fucker that you see. Something about a zombie too. -
I am glad your woman shot that god damned mother fucker, to not do so would be to ignore every natural human instinct. Now that is realism.
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Dayz is all about shooting every god damned mother fucker that you see. I hear zombies feature in the game somewhere too but I don't know so much about that.