Str8Dumpin

My intentions were for you all to enjoy this video. Str8

I'd give my left nut for a 5 hour session without losing all my shit to a scripter. I'd give my right one for a Private Server password. I play legit, so does my team, no dc no dupe no ammo sploit no tears. Anyone got one we can hang out on?

When you're done sucking at this game feel free to man up and challenge yourself. Me and one other person fixed a chopper yesterday 100% legit. The reward was an awesome flight around Chernarus. The feeling of accomplishment was REAL and we felt like a couple of winners. I hope you lose your server if I may be honest. I've been playing a Ruleset on stream for a while now, ever since I stopped sucking at the game: No DC No Dupe No Tears One Server Man Up

I wanna punch this mofo in his face irl.

Was on a carrier for a few years, but never had this opportunity as I was an electrician below decks. I saw him sitting there, as if he was waiting for a taxi and salute before take off. So I went for it.

Hey thanks for the beans! The Lee Enfield and myself are in a serious relationship. I might pop the question soon.

Footage is from one survivor, in one night, during one long session on US 329. July 20th, 2012. No DC ruleset was followed. I lobby'd once all night, outside of combat, for a bio break. GG to the guys who shut me down later on.

30 hours in game, day 2, 443 zombie kills... A bro I've been gaming with for 9 years runs me over. Thanks J3ster! Love you bro!

once you learn to play... you can get rare guns everyday without server swapping or disconnecting on a full server with 50 players and playing totally legit i do it on my live stream, that is.. when I'm not getting ran over by my own team on accident! there are tons of players just like me, and even more that are better than me. this thread is a trap, save your money and get better at the game. you'd just get shot and lose the guns, or develop an attachment to them. go practice before ever buying a gun with money lol. point is: dont buy his guns, shiet I'll give you some guns just PM me, and they will be free! there, I just took a dump on your business model. I got about 4 tents full of legit-earned guns. you need them PM me, you'll have to wait till I die so I've got nothin to lose during trade, but yeah, free.

I lost 2 Rifles inside an Alice pack, same deal, switched servers in the wilderness near my tent. Load the server with my tent and the 2 rifles turned into stuff I was picking up earlier IE: tin cans! Fuuu

He screams "friendly" as I waste him and score a Bandit kill. His name was BrandonAdmin. He was not alone, he was in a group of 3 rifle-bearing bandits. His two buddies DC inside the shack, too scared of the pistol-bearing monster outside. 12 minutes, the entire incident here: http://www.twitch.tv...pin/b/324869004 [watch close as three people enter the corner shack near the balota airstrip, there is no exit from that area, besides the area I have a visual on. his two friends disconnect in fear while hiding inside the industrial shack.] 20 seconds, "Friendly Bandit" Kill: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-8A80k0xbc I recover from 6k blood after the incident: http://www.twitch.tv...pin/b/324874341 I'm still alive BrandonAdmin, if you three want a rematch feel free to stop by my "No DC Ruleset LiveStream." Although I'm pretty sure you have changed your name by now. You and your two pals could use some real direction on how to go about playing DayZ. Like a man. Stop by and watch me watch you, die or DC; whilst I man up and play fair as does my entire team.

The zombies are broken. They are not noticing anything. Only a few are acting normal, the rest stand there and wait for death. The game is a Deathmatch now. Zombies are EZ.

Says those videos are from Single Player mode and he doesn't even know where to find them? Are they in PVP? Pretty sure they are an urban legend like the "No-Reload Hatchets" and the "Friendly Guy" who just wants to NOT shoot you and stuff.

The Hatchet is one item that gets you everything else. I start each survivor by finding a Hatchet. My team always has a Hatchet Man. You have to imagine you are holding a ten foot broad sword when equipping a hatchet, ATM it has incredible range that you can take advantage of. A Hatchet man is very important for disposing zombies in a quiet and timely fashion. I run with a team who play a no-DC-ruleset. We need as much silence as possible, while still being able to travel at a fast zombie-aggroing pace. Since we never DC and like to stay Oscar Mike, we have constant zombie aggro. You can even farm a whole town of zombies for food, drinks, etc using only a Hatchet. As a Hatchet man, I have personally acquired a UAZ for my team yesterday, on Seattle 30. A group of 2 pistol and rifle bearing survivors cruise up to me at full speed on the train tracks in Cherno. One jumps out of the UAZ expecting me to run. Instead, I do the opposite and immediately rush the vehicle and AXE him a question as he's getting out. I one-shot him in the face, his legs break and he dies. I hide behind a broke down vehicle next to their UAZ and see the driver exiting the UAZ. At this point he is assuredly wondering what lethal question could have caused his friends demise. Yep, I AXE him the same question while he shoots me. We all die, but I ran back faster and the UAZ is safe in my teams hands. SMF|Str8Dumpin

I remember when I talked to strangers. Ah, the good ol' day. Yep ONE day, ever since then I kill on sight. All three people in that video are doing it wrong. You'll learn. Just imagine they are whispering, or using tactical hand signals. As for the close range engagements, just imagine they have done that before and know the drill.