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Well I was referring to a friend you Complete and utter crotch goblin . You have assumed I wasn’t . Who’s the dumbass ? Maybe if your sentence structure was coherent and concise we might not get ourselves into this situation. I’m the meantime please feel free to take your face for a shit . Kind regards your surrogate father

Well I’m glad I made u laugh good sir. Then I guess everyone’s happy . I know me and the crew most definitely are. Take care ;)

Give them the shits dude .......

I’ll party ya tomorrow bud , you’ll laugh your tits off mate .... comedy gold pal .

I beg to differ mr Steele . :) I’m as calm as a Hindu cow . And more than happy in light of recent events ..... which also reminds me .... I’m sure I was gunna post something else , but for the life of me I can’t seem to remember what ???? Funny old world .... but alas I’m sure it will come to me . Anyway I digress , best of luck with the move mate ;)

Dunno what kind of pond life you might habituate with .... but nearly all of my mates are good guys . The odd ones maybe a direct descendant of Judas but apart from that they’re generally good dudes

Aye , but as a wise man once said .... don’t get mad .... get even ;)

That my friend is what I like to call ....... lug wrench time .

Dude ... if u need a gun to defend yourself you’re doing it wrong .... me , I go bandit hunting In my pants with a red cowboy hat no shoes and a lug wrench .... be brave man .

I’m afraid not mate , u got more chance of getting ghandis inside leg measurement at the minute dude ........ although I have heard a whisper .... nay , a myth .... that there’s one out there ..... rammed to the rafters with players forever seeking a glimpse of the ever elusive , mythical golden orb ...

if thats the case , why are we facing these issues ? just asking ?

Dunno bout you lot , but this frickin rains giving me the right hump . Anyone got any ideas when we might see sunshine ?

They’re deffo in , spent the evening with the yeti bum , cruising in the car to berezino . All was well until we clipped a cop car and got launched into orbit at 400 Khm. But they’re definitely in people .

Cool man ,I unceremoniously snuffed it , as you know so I’ll head to riffy ASAP . Gimme 45 dude

Alas it must be done again .... in the name of science . We shall orbit Chernarus once more

Cheers dude

Well .... it warms the very cockles of my heart to know that dude . I , myself however would rather toss off a tramp , than basque in the grimness of it . Reminds me way too much of my current place of residence .... wales . Lol

Yeah it’s definitely grim mate .

Whilst on a holy pilgrimage to NWAF earlier , I decided to take the easy route through the jarsk hit the train tracks pasted novo and then up to severograd hook a left to the sacrosanct land of NWAF . The weather was it’s usual - pissing down , fog etc . So visibility needless to say was ... grim . Just before I hit novo on the train tracks .... I saw it ..... a large , fast moving , scuttling thing .... at first all I could think in my bewildered state was CHUPACABRA ... however in retrospect it was probably only a non rendered cow ... but still ... I sat In a bush for the next 30 mins ... shaking like a alchoholic on Sunday night , awaiting the dreaded beast . I unceremoniously snuffed it 10 mins later from starvation . Anyone else seen anything a bit iffy looking ??? I defintilety got a case of the ol squeaky bumhole at the time .....

Dude best advice I can give is ..... just follow your feet . They’re everywhere dude .

Won’t get a chance to get on till Sunday , anything I should know about before going for a pilgrimage to the NWAF. Read some threads regarding the shotgun and hockey mask etc . Also is the restraining feature implemented yet ? what’s your opinion ladies and gents ?

Well spank my ass and call me Debbie . That’s awesome

Definitely sounds like a shit sandwich dude ...... with mustard .

Is that a NATO suppressor you have there Mr Parts ?