Kiwification

Hi, Having installed this game last night and spending around ~4-5 hours debugging it and trying to make it work I finally got into a game this afternoon. Before I say any more: inb4 retard whiteknights telling me it's in alpha. I'm not stupid. I'm reporting bugs here. I watched numerous videos of people playing this game and I pretty much know how to go about the game. I have MAJOR gripes. One is that servers take too long to update to the new patch, so recent patches cause the servers that have updated already to become completely overpopulated. It's impossible to get into a game. Solution: Shut down all servers when new patch is released and make them unstartable until they've updated. Another is the removal of the primary pistol. Removing it to stop bean wars was a great idea, but not replacing it with anything that allows you fight off zombies makes it so that when you start a new character it can take up to 3 hours to even find a pistol. I've been wondering around villages and deerstands prone all day. Solution: Give us a melee weapon to start with. You enter the game, you need a weapon to kill zombies. Zombies guard the weapons so you get eaten. Once a zombie spots you he will chase you forever. FOREVER. I don't care what people say but LoS and hearing is still broken. I was hiding in a room for about 15-20 mins with a zombie just hanging around outside waiting for me to try to leave. Solution: Zombies lose interest after a certain distance of running. So I tried going into Cherno to find something faster. Took me 20 mins to get there, then 20 mins of proning through the entire city to be shot in the head by some douchebag before I find any loot whatsoever. I can't avoid douchebags because I'm prone, I can't avoid zombies because I need to run from douchebags. Solution: Crouchwalking is as quiet to zombies as proning. Finally... The last gripe I have is that zombies ONLY spawn around people. This means that snipers can scan areas and focus on areas where zombies are spawning because that's where people will be. Solution: Don't really know how to solve this... This game is the most difficult to get into I've ever experienced in my life. But I shall persevere.

I have a temporary fix... If you change you 'preferred settings', the one that changes everything automatically... Change it to lowest it will go, then slide up your vision, you then change your resolutions back to what you want, and it should get rid of the papery shit. But you'll be playing in gash quality. It's how I'm playing at the moment though. Disappointing but temporarily the only way to play the game.

Hi, I'm running an i5 2500k sandybridge, ati 6850 and 8gb of decent RAM. Should have no problems running this game but the grass and trees look like they're drawn onto a piece of paper and stuck into the game. The screenshot should illustrate what I mean. It's really bizarre. I'm going to also say that I've spent the last 3 hours of my life troubleshooting this game and I still can't play it... Getting pretty frustrated at the constant errors and cock-ups. I know this is still in Alpha but no one else gets this problem, so it's obviously fixable.