Jackftw

He's the worst of them all. Always spotting me from miles away and shit. The bitch knocked me unconscious and broke my leg in one hit too today.

You all should feel lucky.... I'm stuck in Myspace.

Jamie Hyneman zombie hit me once. Sent me flying across the room, through the wall, and I fell 2 stories. As I was unconscious, I saw the same zombie float down from the building, and he began to eat me.

CZ550 is more rare than the AS50 TWS

If I have a hatchet, and I know someone wants to kill me with a gun, I challenge them to a hatchet showdown :P

It's not close enough to elektro WAAAAAAAAAAAH

The teeth had hatchets. They were threats.

One month and 23 days later, still no progress. Very soon. lul

guyz i haz as40 tsw n i snyp nubz on coast much well cn i jon clen?

You're using a hacked weapon, and you should feel bad for it.

There is and will always only be one acceptable moment. And that's hackers. There is no other time in this game that you should ever alt-f4. If your internet sucks, thats your problem, if your framerate sucks, get a better PC.

I'm deathly afraid of doors.

No! Not my lot!

The irony is you used the wrong your/you're again.

I've been seeing it a lot recently. I think zombies found an old steroid factory and juiced up.

1 hit from this dude took me from 12k to 3k, broke my leg, and knocked me unconscious.

I had something kind of different happen, I alt tabbed as everything was normal, and then when I alt tabbed back in there was just a HUGE pile of ammo crates in front of me. I just said ''Nope'' and logged out.

How much negative humanity makes a ''bad bandit''?

''FRIENDLIES IN CHERNO?''

Green Mountain remembers you...

I had the same problem when I first started playing (I'm not saying you're a noob :P). Every time I would see a player my body would be all like ASLDKFJASL;DJFLDASJRJKRAJRKJ and shake like crazy. It's because of the adrenaline, and you're nervous, and actually somewhat scared. Fuckin' love DayZ, haha.

And this ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you try too hard when making a thread.

LOL Look at your signature bro. Is it fun playing the game and having your friends script shit for you?