Jackftw

If you were surviving in an apocalypse, why would you put yourself into caged combat? That's just fucking stupid. This isn't WoW, there shouldn't be an ''Arena''. This game is meant to be played with goals determined by the player, there are no missions, or objectives. If you wan't to cage yourself in a small map fighting other players, go try Call of Duty.

Nope.

I guess you'll find out when your character starts randomly coughing.

The change was to Arma, not DayZ. Bohemia can do whatever the fuck they want with their own game.

Hold shift, and press - on the num pad, and then type flush

Me every time I find antibiotics

Motherboard ASUS P8Z68-V LX Intel Z68 Motherboard ($110) CPU Intel Core i5-2500K ($220) RAM Patriot G2 Series 8GB DDR3 (1600 Mhz) ($45) Video Card EVGA GTX 560 Ti 1GB ($225) Sound Card Creative Labs Sound Blaster Audigy 7.1 ($30) Hard Drive Seagate Barracuda 1TB ($90) Optical Drive Lite-On Internal DVD Writer ($18) Case Cooler Master HAF 912 Mid-Tower ($60) Power Supply Ultra LSP650 650-Watt Power Supply ($55) Operating System Microsoft Windows 7 Professional 64 Bit ($140) This is the build I currently have.

Good to know your balls are the size of rotten raisins.

Ask any of my friends, I got all my kills legit running through elektro not giving a fuck. Plus the FAL is a very deadly gun. But I'll go ahead and take it as a compliment that you think the amount of kills I have is impossible for the likes of you. Hope to see you in the game bud, would be nice to string your ears.

34 x 0 = the ammount of fucks I give.

Why is your avatar a picture of the hand you fisted your vagina with whilst on your period?

I never feel bad about killing female characters, because I know that they're probably just some nerd that think's playing as a female is cool, or ''Pro''.

LOL it made me fucking laugh. This was great hahaha,

Shift + Left click on the map

I'm not even logging off with a shock indicator, but the next time I log in I'm fucking unconscious....

Nope. I stick to one server and that's the only one I play on. The only exception I make is when the server is down. But I can agree that everyone does douchebag thing's, like sniping every now and then.

I tested it on myself, it works. Doesn't do any damage, doesn't make you bleed, just breaks your leg.

I super experienced elite hatcheteer.

I love WaitingforcharactertocreateZ but I think LoadingZ is better.

http://dayzmap.info ^ Good map.

Me and a buddy are just about to log out, were in the big red tin building by the stary sobor military camp. Right before we log, my friend see's a dude looting the camp. So naturally, being assholes, we shoot him down. A few moments go by and then BANG my buddy gets popped by a sniper. I decide to wait and see if they come to investigate his body, so I crouch myself in the corner of the catwalk. It's very dark, and hard to see, but I'm scanning the area as best as I can. Nothing happens for a while, until I hear footsteps from everywhere. I decide to hold my ground and shoot at anything that moves. Everything's quiet and then.... I turn to my right and there's a player right by my fallen comrade. BANG! BANG! Tango down. I hear a sound to my left, I turn, BANG BANG, scratch another one. At this point, I think that's all of them, so I move towards the ladder to try and get away, when BANG! I take a DMR shot. It wasn't a headshot so I'm still alive, I run for cover and bandage myself up. And right as I'm done bandaging myself BAM BAM BAM, a burst from a FAL comes tearing by my head. I see the culprit on the southern stairs of the building, as I look at him he walks back down the stairs. I know he has nowhere else to go so I keep my crosshairs pinned on the staircase. I see movement, BAM! BAM! and hes dead. At this point, I know for certain there is one left, that bloody sniper with the DMR. I don't hear any movement for a while, so I decide to get the fuck out. I move to the ladder, and start to climb down.. As I'm climbing down I see him to my left! He doesn't notice me, he's looking the complete opposite direction. So I figure I can get down the ladder, and take him out. Once I get off the lader, I raise my weapon... put my crosshairs to his chest.... BAM! .... Miss, and here's where my biggest mistake comes... I never reloaded, so now I'm on an empty magazine. I frantically try to strafe and reload, but since I was aiming down my crosshairs my character walks instead of running... Mr DMR turn's... and BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM, spray's like crazy and kills me. Good fight guys :)

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How do I throw grenades or chems: Press F to cycle through items in your inventory How do I use binoculars with my lee enfield to see farther (not at same time obviously): B How do I climb over barbed wire, sand bags, or anything that can be climbed over.: V How do I spin, or barrell roll?: When prone press Q, or E