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Today, i spawned on a server called DE12667, after playing on Norway 13 where a hacker ported me to the small island in South-East. I spawned with gear i didnt have before, an enfield and painkillers, but no backpack Did someone steal my CD-Key somehow? i dont know whats happening

sounds more like your skin has changed to bandit or back to survivor, then the debug screen is bugged and will display 0 humanity

tyrannosaurus rex zombies would be gruesome, try hitting their brain, its as big as a wallnut

That rock in the distance almost looks like a chezch backpa...

l hope you Will revisit the damage System and add a little bit more realism to it, for example more damage when hitting vital parts, even a makarov should take someone down in 4-5 shots, and bigger rounds even less

funny how he ALT+F4d like a bitch because of lag

So, i start a session on a public server, completely without gear, i run up cherno, gear up a bit, having all essentials to survive and an AKM, i leave to the north and find a camp inside a barn, the camp was full of STANAG and AK-74 mags and food/winchesters all just low value stuff but A LOT OF IT, take some stuff and head south west to the border of cherno I meet two guys there, a guy with ghillie and M4a1 and a guy with almost no gear Both of them shouting out "friendly friendly" etc. Since i am normally playing KoS wen having ANY gear worth keeping, i choose to try the friendly route long story short, i get shot in the back by them at balota a few minutes after, them being really bad shots, i can still land two shots in the chest on one guy, knocking him out, but not kiling him i spawn at cherno, run towards where my body is and loot everything left, my AKM and tools are gone though, my alice pack is still on my body I decide to head to the camp in the barn again, finding my AKM in it... So, since obviously this camp is theirs, i block up the entrance with two tents, and start emptying every single tent and making a nice big loot pile, sure to despawn at server restart Every tent being empty, saving them, i pack a tent at the entrance, leave, and place the tent again, effectively blocking the way to there for everyone but me unless they have a grenade or vehicle Two minutes later, i kill a sniper at the rooftop west of cherno with my newly atttained AK74 (the little facility) while his buddy ALT+F4s, and i end up having DMR, cojote, all tools, Range finder, NVG and a MK48 MOD0 in the backpack (hell yeah) What did i learn? 1)Playing friendly on public servers sucks balls 2)Having a camp near cherno is fucking stupid 3)Playing Bandit is fun THE END.

yeah, its a dickmove, i personally dont do this, but it sure is an effective tactic next time i see someone calling out friendly im gonna shoot them in the legs and see if they shoot back, if not, i will bandage them up and trust them^^

Well, there are certain things about those locations: Stary is easy too overlook, you can see zombies if there is anyone, and if someone camps the hill, zombies are walking there, too, so you can avoid getting killed there NEAF is VERY good to snipe, yet most people just dont care going there because Berezino tents have just as much military spawn as the f-ing airfield there NWAF is of course dangerous because of the good loot spots and the big open fields, also many zombies, but you can see snipers easily before they see you, and the only three good sniping spots i know of have zombie indicators Zelenogorsk? seriously? its travelled a lot by player freshly spawned at kamenka, but you can see zombie indicators on EVERY sniping spot, and its pretty hard to snipe there, too Berezino is way more dangerous and not even on the list i chose Stary, because there are many people that either dont have the balls to get to the NWAF, yet want military grade loot, so on a full server stary is always camped or looted at, if not both

i want the ability to throw full tin cans instead of empty ones, should have much more impact

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Achievement Unlocked Highly unlikely Roadkill someone with a tractor Achievement Unlocked Doupche Make 2 weapons out of one! Achievment Unlocked Goodbye! Get a Global Ban

thats not true sniping snipers on cherno roofs is not murdering if they have ghillie, AS50 and are like "HURRDURR IMA SO COOL SNOIPA" i love using the DMR for this, 800m sure shot and they dont get the chance to disconnect in time

yep, thats the right way, i play like this, too^^

How you keep a chopper: You don't thats basically it why? 1) People get a HUGE marker n the screens side when being near a chopper at daytime, for like 1km radius you see it even through terrain and trees 2) people really want choppers 3) you can pack everything you need to repair a chopper into a cojote backpack 4) Even if you par choppers on a spot hard o get to (top of a building, island etc.) people can still shoot it to explosion

Zombies in Space, hope they dont have jetpacks... But I'd ove to have some Large Ion Blasters on my Bicycle

i think rocket is trolling us with that one

How to fly a helicopter with explosive diarrhea: Let the world be your toilet .50s are too OP rocket! Why no safe zones? WarZ has them but sucks at everything else :( (andnodeargod i'm not against .50s or for safe zones)

well, people are still to paranoid from the great hype-wave of childish gamers that thought dayZ would be a deathmatch game the only solution is, that someone starts calling out "friendly" no matter how often he dies doing that because right now, as your post states, you are just helping "deathmatching" becoming more and more common

decreasing fuel capacity does nothing, vehicles will be less usefull (especially the awesome blue partyvan) and will only be used as mobile camps Just make more vehicles, add stamina to players, increadse the spawn amount on repairing stuff, problem solved, people actually need vehicles now, will drive around WAY more often and hoarding becomes superfluid people will also stop making camps just at the border of the map, imagine you'd only be able to run about a kilometer and need to rest 10 minutes to be able to run again, or you walk the whole time, imagine one guy gets to your camp 5km away from anything, blows everything up and you all have a good time walking back to where shit actually is add an extreme amount of low-value cars, with maybe 10 item and 1 weapon slot, not more, make them extremely easy to be wrecked, add 20 bikes(which will now also drain stamina) and you're good to go sadly this will never happen, because everything goes to the standalone now

I'd love to play on an island with a few islands around it, maybe one being as big as chernarus from kamenka to polana, and the other islands as small as skalisty or a tad bigger there should be a BIG city at the center of the big island, a few towns on the small islands and a military base at the big citys central people would only be spawning on the small islands, where boats can spawn, but actually swimming to the big island should "almost kill you" this would require either help to get to the main island, or luck to find a boat, or enough food/heatpacks/some sort of swimming gear to be able to survive the swimming part the big city on the main island would of course be the center of attention, and since the military base and spawns are right next to the city, snipig it is easy, but getting sniped as well just imagine two or three big apartment buildings standing next to an aifield, you get the idea as to the general climate zone i'd prefer staying with a cold one, maybe something like ireland or russia

i'd love seeing way more vehicles and parts spawning to fix them, for having stamina and the other stuff sadly, this would never happen, since the majority of the players allready think the game is "hard" if they dont get to fix the zombie movements in the standalone, i'll think twice about buying it

that would be hillarious "Put the gun DOWN!" THERES NO GUN! "PUT THE GUN DOWN!"

yeah guess what, thats why the world is so fucked up, because the majority of "big" people, meaning people who have money etc., are mostly a**holes go ahead and try cheating to being president or anything other than earning much money, you will soon have no friends and get caught, unless you are living in a very corrupt country world is not just about being victorious, it's about doing what you think is good, dont blame other people if you can't live with your life, because i can dear sir

no it isn't don't get me wrong on this, but little kids are egoistic little demons, and setting them lines where they may go and where not is the only way to get them to be decent human beings OP, you are a good man, may the beans be with you