Zimorak

So true though.

Yesterday, i got into a gunfight with 3 players at the NWAF. My mistake was i "YOLO'D" it. Yeah, i literally just told my friend i was going to yolo it, and died. He later killed them all i believe. and now when i join any server, i get a infinite black screen. So FAK!

Yes...Yes it does.

First, Try to update your BIOS and all drivers on your computer. Some problems are fixed after doing so. ACER: http://www.acer.com/ac/en/US/content/drivers <--- ASUS: http://www.asus.com/us/support/FAQ/1008276 <--- DELL:http://www.dell.com/support/home/us/en/19/Products/?app=drivers <--- HP: http://support.hp.com/us-en/drivers <--- LENOVO: http://support.lenovo.com/us/en <--- TOSHIBA: http://support.toshiba.com/ <--- ALIENWARE: http://support.alienware.com/Support_Pages/Restricted_Pages/driver_downloads.aspx <--- That's a list of more common Laptop manufacturers and such. Hope you are able to fix it that way. Next, Verify the Integrity of your game cache. 1: Right click on DayZ, and select properties. 2:Then select the LOCAL FILES tab and hit VERIFY INTEGRITY OF GAME CACHE.... 3: It will bring up a window with a progress bar. LET IT COMPLETE. If any files are missing, it will reacquire them. I hope that solves the problem. <Sorry if this takes up alot of space, but i just want to try to be of help!>

I cannot wait until the next patch rolls out and they are back bitching about the bugs it will contain.

Ni... *Gunshot-Headshotted*

AMAZING game. DayZ devs are hard at work trying to fix bugs and blocking issues. Why not give them props. They've come a long way for a small-medium sized team, and people don't give them nearly enough appreciation as they deserve. Everyone needs to sit back, relax, and enjoy a can of beans.

Oh OrLok

I'm so sorry. But i laughed my fucking ass off after seeing the video. I knew exactly where it was going when you didn't place the protector case on the ground first. I may have worded it wrong in my post. XD

I know it's a dick move, but the outcome is hilarious with unsuspecting players.

Wasn't it instead Wednesday?

No worries! When in doubt....Well, just guess..i guess?

I'm the one that went to work while logged in and lost my SVD+Ghillie to starvation/dehydration. So staying alive for me is difficult in general. xD

*uses blood bag kit* Your blood type is AB *Grabs Pen; Writes O-* *Drops blood bag in Hospital* Mission Accomplished.

A rough translation for anyone that wants to read it. As for Deadlock- There are endless possibilities of things to do in DayZ if you put it in a Roleplay perspective. As for Sociopath- You're going to have to wait until they add the skill system and actually give players a reason to live beyond the "Gear up and PVP" scheme. The last one "NEHARDKORNOST" Spelling error?- 2) they are adding Wild predators in the forests and such. 3) May appear in the future? it is going to appear in the future, it's just a matter of when. XD You should believe like the rest of us, and keep your head up about the game. It will get better than it is right now. Not sure if you can read english (no offense, so i used google translate to translate my text to russian. Грубый перевод всех, кто хочет, чтобы его прочитать. Что касается Deadlock- Есть бесконечные возможности вещей, чтобы сделать в DayZ если положить его в перспективе RolePlay. Что касается Sociopath- Вы собираетесь должны ждать, пока они не добавить систему навыков и фактически дать игрокам повод, чтобы жить вне схемы "Гир и PVP". Последний из них "NEHARDKORNOST" орфографическая ошибка -? 2) они добавляют диких хищников в лесах и такие. 3) Может появиться в будущем? она будет появляться в будущем, это просто вопрос времени. XD Вы должны верить, как и остальные из нас, и держать голову об игре. Это будет лучше, чем это прямо сейчас.

I don't understand, you want to believe what exactly?

My input or advice is to check and make sure every part of the DayZ game has unrestricted access to the internet. This does include Battleye. On a side note, if you just spent close to $3,000 to play DayZ....Well, no comment. Also, this is going to sound stupid, but where do you live, what's your ISP, and the average speed of your internet during non-peak hours. Try using a Proxy/VPN and proxy to a different part of the country/world. You never know with ISP's nowadays, as they may be unintentionally blocking. This may be of no help to you at all, but i do hope you find a way to play the game. See you in Cherno....(Nevermind fuck that, i don't like players anyways.)

Take some time, look through some Status Reports and Dev Diaries, and look for information pertaining to the Singleplayer mode. I know it seems kind of dickish for me to say it like that, but it doesn't hurt to look. I personally don't recall seeing anything about it recently, but i may be wrong. My guess, is probably by Q3 of this year at the earliest. Again, just my guess though.

Gives more reason to stay healthy. Yeppers, i agree.

A little too far there with dismemberment. i may have agreed to that at an earlier date, however looking at it now, it just seems like it would add unneeded sadistic features to the game.

Jesus.....There is literally no better way to put it than that. Well said.

I remember my first time. Balota ATC, middle of the night. Inside looting and i hear someone walking outside. Sent chills through my spine. I logged out.

More-so proves the overall point

Passive aggressiveness confirmed for BeanHaze Patch 0.60. Liking this guy already. Truth be stated though.

You know there are some out there that still believe the Zombies are actually "Infected, still alive" humans and that there are no zombies in this game. You know, sometimes i just feel like pressing F11, with a pen in my freaking hand.