gutzdorf

I see the 12 year olds are still playing.

I don't think anyone has EVER said pooping would be unrealistic. It's just pointless and would add little to the game. The other suggestions would just make the game notorious - probably get it banned and also add little in the way of actual gameplay. As sad as it may seem, killing people in video games is kind of acceptable as it's seen as comic book and unrealistic. Rape and torture would be highly controversial and I'm pretty sure it's just flat-out not allowed. You've pretty much just invented something, just to rant at it.

With all this forcing you will no doubt create a DayZ meme, but not the one you were hoping for....

Why are all your videos "ZOMG guys guess what just happened herpy derp derp!!!11!" Try recording with a buffer or something, you might actually record the event, rather than talking like an excited 12 year old about it afterwards.

I think he means once he dies.... If it's permadeath, surely it makes sense for the humanity to reset too?

Can 12 year olds even legally play this game? Pretty fucked up....

Hahah, beat me to it. Also

I actually tried that method on my current life for the first time - spawned at Drakon and insta-aggroed, so thought 'Ah fuck it, why not?' and charged through Elektro, straight into the church, was lucky enough to grab a shotgun, spun around expecting to have to kill 15 zeds.... and was amazed to find only one of them was smart enough to follow me in. Then I crawled like a bitch out of town.

Unfortunately, you find DayZ unplayable at the moment because you suck. Watch a few videos, ask around, use patience when stealthing. Oh and avoid towns, until you can move around without aggroing. Barns and deer stands = Yum.

Nobody wants to help you. You hacked and you are banned. Enjoy COD.

According to the wiki.

Not necessarily hackers, I died once, then respawned next to someone's body, inland. Was pretty weird. Chances of it being your own body, of course, are pretty slim...

Yeah, shooting kids in a video game. That'd be a really good idea.

Totally agree, there are immature people everywhere. I just cringe when I see people commenting on their character and the first brag they have is how many murders they've got. Not how long they survived, what awesome gear, vehicles etc. Just "I SHOT 19 NOOBS WIF MAH DMR. U MAD?"

Nope. When you use voice chat it broadcasts it directly regardless of channel. He could hear him.

He can hear him, direct chat isn't restricted to group chat. We can't hear what he's saying because of that herpy derpy music :/

The only one of those that I can see ever being implemented is the road flare fire starting. Saying that though, matches really aren't rare at all. You just need to look in the right places.

I noticed that message in a server I was in last night. Had no idea what it meant. Cheers for that.

Yes they can but it's frowned upon.

No. I think a skin-based system would work better. You'd have a split second to decide if are going to shoot that medic...

When you call it a night, where do you generally log off? This isn't some convoluted attempt at meta-gaming - it's a private poll, so we won't know what you've picked. I'm just interested in what most people do when leaving the game.

No chance. This is trying to be a realism (as much as you can where zombies are involved) mod, making additions like that goes against that philosophy. Besides, I'm no veteran and on my current life I spawned at Drakon, accidentally aggroed right away, thought 'Fck it' and ran through Elektro trailing zeds, zig zagging through gardens and buildings until I got to the church. Once I got inside (praying there was a weapon) there was only one left following me. It really is easy to break their line of sight and lose them - just don't forget to crouch walk again so you don't re-aggro them.

I think I saw you last night. Were you trying to open all the non-enterable building doors? ^^

I'll happily point out your weak grasp of English as long as you insist on calling people illiterate. Also, your trolling and boring attempts at getting banned from the forum are tedious.

Protip: When calling the entire userbase of a forum 'illiterate' and 'retarded', it's never a good idea to make most of your own posts embarrassing, cringeworthy, badly spelt rage-rants.